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Competition 48
This competition ended on: 27th August 2003

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 20


Avon: "Please God, make Blake stop rubbing himself"

Ash

Percentage of vote= 15%
Blake arrived and created a bit of an atmosphere.
Methane, possibly.

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 10%
Blake and Avon learn the disasterous and disgusting consequences of sneezing in zero G.

Gilthanis

Percentage of vote= 10%
And donīt let Blake be about to tell me some new and exciting plan to free the downtrodden masses. Amen.

Trilby

Percentage of vote= 10%
Avon "Golly , that was close , that new fart screen came down just in time."


Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 10%
Impressed by the softness of Avonīs hands, Blake tried out the new total immersion Fairly Liquid therapy.

Backdoor_uk

Percentage of vote= 10%
Blake had warned Avon, "Donīt make me angry, you wonīt like me when Iīm angry."

Now Avon was worried.

Bill

Percentage of vote= 5%
Avon realised that you should never, ever play with superglue. Especially with smart alecs like Blake around.

Alun

Percentage of vote= 5%
Blake: Avon, donīt dive out the window, iīve found some stairs back there!

MadMat

Percentage of vote= 5%
Avon- Thatīs it, Blake, another step and Iīll jump!


Marian

Percentage of vote= 5%
Avon: Now how do I do the steeple bit again...?

Ash

Percentage of vote= 5%
Blake: "get off yer horse, and drink yer milk"
Avon: "donīt tell me, donīt tell me, ummmm...."

palyarmerc

Percentage of vote= 5%
oh lord itīs hard to be humble.... when youīre perfect in every way......

shz

Percentage of vote= 5%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Avon- Thatīs it, Blake, another step and Iīll jump!


Marian


Avon discovered the correct clap to make Blake cock his leg.

Michael Seely


Blake- "Wait, Avon! Donīt dive in! You ate less than half an hour ago!"

Marian


Avon-īPatty-cake, patty cake, Bakerīs man, bake me a cake as fast as you...ī
Blake ducks as Avon swings on him.
Blake-īI saw the Hope/Crosby Road movies, too.ī

Marian


Oh please let that be the long lost prototype Blake doll mint in package. Oh how I could sell that on E-bay.


James


"Right that`s it Blake , I don`t care how cheap these hotel rooms are , Dixie`s B & B neon sign ain`t keeping me up all night !"


Magic Pebble


Avon: Now how do I do the steeple bit again...?

Ash


Blake and Avon learn the disasterous and disgusting consequences of sneezing in zero G.

Gilthanis


"Oh, please, God, let him say he likes my top. Iīm sick of making Blake-wellīs worst dressed list!"

Helen Krummenacker


Avon: I HAVE A CUNNING PLAN!

THE MASTERS OF CHEESE


And donīt let Blake be about to tell me some new and exciting plan to free the downtrodden masses. Amen.

Trilby


Viewer: "This #@!* programme! Is it meant to look like that or is the *#!@ telly on the blink again??!"

Futsie


oh lord itīs hard to be humble.... when youīre perfect in every way......

shz


oh lord itīs hard to be humble.... when youīre perfect in every way......

shz


Blake: Avon! I said we have to get our hands on the Federationīs new super-WEAPON, not super-GLUE!

Patrick Chapman


Blake: Avon, donīt dive out the window, iīve found some stairs back there!

MadMat


Blake-WHOS BEEN DOBBING MOTHS WITH SUPERGLUE

TheManWithTheLongname


Avonīs īall greensī diet had unfortunate consequences due to the emergency lighting on the Ortega. Still, Avon did remember to say grace before consuming Blake.

Marian


Blake: "get off yer horse, and drink yer milk"
Avon: "donīt tell me, donīt tell me, ummmm...."

palyarmerc


Avon: They said Big Brother was better than Blakeīs 7? Lets pray for their souls!

Slave


Avon: They said Big Brother was better than Blakeīs 7? Lets pray for their souls!

Slave


Blake: Whatīs the matter?

Avon: Blake, thereīs a bigger menace in the room behind me, than we have ever faced before. This sucks you in, drains your intelligence and destroys your soul and common sense.

Blake: My god man, what is it?

Avon: (slowly) Big... Brother.... 2956...with...Davina McCall!

Slave


Blake: come on Avon, snap out of it!

Avon: (mumbled)Jenna, Cally in the nude....

Slave


Avon: Got it!
Blake: What?
Avon: Flea.
Blake: Really, Avon. One does not win rebellions by retreating.

Nico


As demon bowler Blake finished his run-up, Avon realised that he didnīt have a straight bat--in fact the adjective īstraightī was completely alien to his nature--and dropped it and begged Orac for teleport.

Nico


One day, HE wonīt be making the decisions around here....like what colour to paint the walls.

Patrick Chapman


Avon- īThank you, Lord for shrinking Blake and sealing him in green perspex. Now, about the 5 million credits...ī

Marian


Blake arrived and created a bit of an atmosphere.
Methane, possibly.

Futsie


Blake-All right, I crayoned my half of the ship green, now itīs *my* turn with the invisible string.
Avon- Just let me finish this tricky bit. īCatīs cradleī is harder than it looks, you know.

Marian


BLAKE: Honestly Avon, why are you wasting time singing scout songs? The ship has gone green, man!

Snapdragon


AVON: Iīm squashing up the baby bumble bee, wonīt my mummy be surprised to see...

Snapdragon


Avon: "Please God, make Blake stop rubbing himself"

Ash


In a desperate attept to find the exit , Avon uses his handy divining powers

.....only to descover that , it is in fact clearly marked in flourescent green paint !!!

Magic Pebble


Blake: Avon next time cover your mouth before you sneeze.

james


Blake: look! some bugger shot my foot off!

MadMat


As the crew played a real-life version of the popular hangman game, one more wrong letter would put the noose in place and spell the end for Blake... It was Avonīs turn and only the vowels were left to pick from...

MadMat


Blake the quizmaster looked on as Avon had his turn

Vila(offscreen): Two words, book...

Slave


Blake: For the last time Avon, when I say give me a hand...

Ash


Blake realizes too late that Avon is suffering from space-sickness.

Marian


Avon "Golly , that was close , that new fart screen came down just in time."


Magic Pebble


Avon realised that you should never, ever play with superglue. Especially with smart alecs like Blake around.

Alun


Impressed by the softness of Avonīs hands, Blake tried out the new total immersion Fairly Liquid therapy.

Backdoor_uk


Blake peered carefully. Was that Avon, or a reject from Dynasty?

Craig


Avon: Dear Lord, please let Blake have been knocked out by the Sono Vapour!

Blake: Avon!
Avon: Sigh.

Craig


Despite downing 2 bottles of Green Fairy Absinthe, Avon was unable to hallucinate a skimpily dressed pop star. Depressingly, Blake was all he could manage.

Craig


Blake: If you donīt stop sneezing I AM going to shoot you, the walls are covered, Iīm covered... everythingīs covered!

BouncingAyatollah


Avon: (Thinking) Please God, Donīt let Blake realise that I stole his gun and replaced it with a fake made out of a Fairy liquid bottle

Mr-Stabby


Blake had warned Avon, "Donīt make me angry, you wonīt like me when Iīm angry."

Now Avon was worried.

Bill


Blake: It looks like the green light is coming from your hands Avon.
Avon didnīt want to reveal the radioactive bogey that he was hiding.

Bill


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