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Competition 46
This competition ended on: 30th July 2003

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 20


Avon had escaped unscathed from the teleport accident. The entity now known as Blenna was less fortunate.

Trilby

Percentage of vote= 25%
It was the old teleport-the-ice-cube-down-the-back-of-the-neck trick...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 10%
Jenna: "Hello, what´s this file here? ´Blake/Avon.wmv´..."

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 10%
Avon: " Believe it or not, but I can see you pulling those faces at me, Blake!"

ZEN

Percentage of vote= 5%
Despite the reaction of others, Jenna was proud that she was transsexual.

Backdoor_uk

Percentage of vote= 5%
Blake´s horror is expressed as he sees CCTV evidence of what really happens on Cygnus Alpha

Anne

Percentage of vote= 5%
Investigating Liberator´s biological waste recycling system Jenna discovers the origin of Blake´s favorite Welsh Rarebit.

Marian

Percentage of vote= 5%
Jenna responded to Blake´s sarcistic remarks about her piloting with a subtle backheel.

Avon was annoyed at Blake screaming in his ear that he responded in a similar fashion.

Slave

Percentage of vote= 5%
Avon- Are we there yet?
Blake- (very quietly) Nyah, nyah, nyah.
Avon-I´m telling on you! Jenna, Blake keeps making faces at me.
Jenna (wearily) If I hear one more word from either of you I swear I´ll turn this ship around and just forget about Freedom City.

Marian

Percentage of vote= 5%
Blake: a wink is as good as a nod, eh? eh?

MadMat

Percentage of vote= 5%
Jenna is caught astride their new shipmate, Marvin the Robot.

Brandoak

Percentage of vote= 5%
Sudden explosive diarrhoea - an embarrassing condition affecting 1 in 3 rebels.

Futsie (after seeing Ash´s one about dysentery)

Percentage of vote= 5%
Blake: "Jeeze, Avon - that´s not the hand brake you´ve just grabbed"

ZEN

Percentage of vote= 5%
Avon: "What´s on the viewscreen tonight?"
Jenna: "MORE re-runs of On The Buses!!?"
Blakey: "Waaaaaaaaaaaa! I hate you Butler!"

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 5%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

The data transmission has some good news: there´s going to be a b7 movie, the bad news is that Ben Affleck is playing Blake.

Dmitri2060


The weighing scales spelled another disaster for Blake. Being a leader piles the pounds right on.


Alun


Blake: WAAAA A Spider, Jenna Get rid of it!!!
Jenna: Blake, its your reflection!
Avon: I dont know what that is, but it would be difficult to love!

Mr-Stabby


Blake: WAAAA A Spider, Jenna Get rid of it!!!
Jenna: Blake, its your reflection!
Avon: I dont know what that is, but it would be difficult to love!

Mr-Stabby


Avon- Are we there yet?
Blake- (very quietly) Nyah, nyah, nyah.
Avon-I´m telling on you! Jenna, Blake keeps making faces at me.
Jenna (wearily) If I hear one more word from either of you I swear I´ll turn this ship around and just forget about Freedom City.

Marian


Two more minutes and your undies´ll be finished boys!

Joe Egg


Avon: "What´s on the viewscreen tonight?"
Jenna: "MORE re-runs of On The Buses!!?"
Blakey: "Waaaaaaaaaaaa! I hate you Butler!"

BouncingAyatollah


Blake: And it was BIG and HAIRY and SCARY with pointy teeth and it went GRAAAAHHHH! like this... and then it attacked me... look at my leg!
Avon: Jenna´s log entry says, "and then Blake tripped over a rock"

BouncingAyatollah


The longer Jenna studied the results from the pregnancy test the more the results looked the same.
Avon: "Yes, definitely positive."

BouncingAyatollah


Jenna- ´And this is a little trick I picked up from the Amagon women. ´No hands´ steering.´

Marian


Blake was about to sneeze all over the scanner but nobody minded coz it was green anyway...

Futsie


Blake attempts his Pikachu impression

Futsie


Avon: "I think Blake´s just found your lost ferret..."

Futsie


Blake´s behaviour had been odd ever since he had returned from the planet of the giant invisible women.

Ash


Blake: "Jeeze, Avon - that´s not the hand brake you´ve just grabbed"

ZEN


Jenna: " I´ve just stood on something!"
Blake: " YES, my foot"

ZEN


Avon: " Believe it or not, but I can see you pulling those faces at me, Blake!"

ZEN


Investigating Liberator´s biological waste recycling system Jenna discovers the origin of Blake´s favorite Welsh Rarebit.

Marian


Zen "Localized gravity bubble isolated , force field in place"

Avon "Good work Jenna , pump all the air out of it , that should do the trick"

Magic Pebble


Avon "Go on , that`s it Jenna , just one more leap and you`ll beat Blake`s galactic record on Frogger"

Blake "Noooooooooo !"

.....gribbet

Magic Pebble


Blake´s horror is expressed as he sees CCTV evidence of what really happens on Cygnus Alpha

Anne


Jenna discovers the surveillance monitor record of the men´s shower room.

Marian


Avon had escaped unscathed from the teleport accident. The entity now known as Blenna was less fortunate.

Trilby


Much hilarity could he had while using the Liberator’s speakerphone
All: "wazzaaa!"

Backdoor_uk


Zen produces a nude holographic Jenna display on her monitor for clothes designing, which really impresses Blake and Avon.

Marian


Avon watched in amazement as Blake slowly emerged from Jenna´s body

MadMat


Jenna: "Hmm, it says here there´s a chemical in green wellies that causes righteous anger, delusions of persecution, and silly brillo-pad hair."


Futsie


Despite the reaction of others, Jenna was proud that she was transsexual.

Backdoor_uk


Sudden explosive diarrhoea - an embarrassing condition affecting 1 in 3 rebels.

Futsie (after seeing Ash´s one about dysentery)


Blake, somebody had to put those peppers in the chocolate cake. Now which of us claimed to be on a diet?

Trilby


It was the old teleport-the-ice-cube-down-the-back-of-the-neck trick...

Futsie


Jenna: "He´s off again - always with the ´renounce renounce´ business..."
Avon: "Shall I fetch his pills?"
Jenna: "Nah, do that karate chop thing instead..."

Futsie


Avon: "I like your blow-up Blake doll"

Futsie


On the flight deck with Jenna Beeblebrox.

Craig


Zen´s merge-o-matic goes wrong. Jenna is joined at the hip to Blake, back-seat driving from two inches away, while Avon uses it as an excuse to stare at her panties. She remains calm by laying plans to sell both of them to the Amagons once she is free of *him*.

Marian


Blake: a wink is as good as a nod, eh? eh?

MadMat


Avon: Well Jenna, looks like we avoided infection during our visit to the colony of dyssantery sufferers.

Ash


Jenna- "Hmm. What´s ´telekinesis´? Oh, well, I´ll try mashing this button marked ´B´ really hard."

Blake- "Eeeep."

Avon- "Try the one marked ´A´ next."

Marian


Jenna: "Whoops, never saw that planet! But hey, a miss is as good as a mile, right?"

Futsie


Jenna: "See? I told you if you kept pulling that face you´d stick like it"
Avon: "If you ask me, it´s an improvement"

Futsie


He was on the flightdeck with Jenna and Avon. No wonder Blake was having trouble staying awake.

Craig


Avon: Who´s Terry Nation?

The Who


Avon: According to this readout, all these years every Caption for the Caption Competition have been send by one person...but who?

Orac


Davina anounces that Blake is the next shipmate to be evicted from the Big Brother House

Kube


Jenna is caught astride their new shipmate, Marvin the Robot.

Brandoak


Jenna demonstrates how she uses a paper shredder to trim her fingernails.

Palyarmerc


Avon "My god Blake, look, Jenna has pictures of you without your wig on her webpage"

RojBlake


Jenna responded to Blake´s sarcistic remarks about her piloting with a subtle backheel.

Avon was annoyed at Blake screaming in his ear that he responded in a similar fashion.

Slave


Jenna and Avon looked away so that they wouldn´t see Blake´s face melting.

Slave


JENNA DON´T TOUCH THE RED BUTTON - Arrrgghh Yow BANG! There goes my chances of fatherhood!

hippy chick


Blake: My God! Look at this picture quality!

Gan


Jenna: "Hello, what´s this file here? ´Blake/Avon.wmv´..."

Futsie


Blake gasped as he looked at Jenna´s credit card bill.

Mike


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