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Competition 45
This competition ended on: 1st July 2003

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 14


After the crew dropped the Liberator off at Kwikfit they were at a loose end for the rest of the afternoon

Ash

Percentage of vote= 14%
Due to excessive ītestingī the Avon-android meant for the kissing booth in Avalonīs Charity Bazaar runs out of power before the Bazaar .

Marian

Percentage of vote= 14%
In order to cheer everyone up, Avon got his harmonica out.

Dayna: All together now! Oh when the saints, oh when the saints...

Orac

Percentage of vote= 7%
Avon was so moved by Tarrantīs story that he did not realise that he was actually leaning on Dayna.

Simon

Percentage of vote= 7%
Dayna: I donīt think much of this hotel. Thereīs no furniture, and only one room.
Vila: And have you seen the size of the cockroaches?

Nico

Percentage of vote= 7%
Villa: welcome back to changing rooms. ok, lets see what Dayna and Avon have done with Tarrant and Callyīs living room

MadMat

Percentage of vote= 7%
As the crew found out, even after centuries of technological advancements, the toilets at Glastonbury were as bad as ever.

John Holland

Percentage of vote= 7%
The crew were unaware of the depths of Servalanīs cunning plan: to strand them on Kairos, then have them arrested for loitering.

Nico

Percentage of vote= 7%
Villa: Youīll have to excuse Avonīs, heīs had a space cake and canīt stop giggling

MadMat

Percentage of vote= 7%
Sometimes the excitement of shore leave wasnīt all it was cracked up to be:

Avon: #"you put your left leg in..."

Backdoor_uk

Percentage of vote= 7%
Logical as always, Avon determined that it would be quicker for him to make his own knuckle sandwich.

Craig

Percentage of vote= 7%
Vila: " Dont look now Tarrant, something nasty this way comes!"
Tarrant: " What! - one of those spiders?"
Vila" .....Jarvic!"

ZEN

Percentage of vote= 7%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

In order to cheer everyone up, Avon got his harmonica out.

Dayna: All together now! Oh when the saints, oh when the saints...

Orac


Avon: This is our new spaceship. Tada!
Tarrant: (pause) Avon, its a shed.
Vila: Iīve seen worse...

Orac


As the crew found out, even after centuries of technological advancements, the toilets at Glastonbury were as bad as ever.

John Holland


Vila: " Dont look now Tarrant, something nasty this way comes!"
Tarrant: " What! - one of those spiders?"
Vila" .....Jarvic!"

ZEN


Avon couldnīt deny that Cally and Tarrantīs īThunderbirdī impression was very impressive

Nick Mellish


Only Villa noticed the very real threat of the īMagic Wigglyī comeback tour...

Nick Mellish


"...so I said to him, I said, Iīm not going to be here forever, itīs only a matter of time before Hollywood calls and then youīll be sorry you didnīt up my wages when I asked. I mean, an actor of my caliber - photocopier parts and pie tins, and look at this studio... when Warner gets in touch, you wonīt see me for... Oh, Iīm on. Must dash... Sorry Terry, of course, anything you say..."

Daniel


After the crew dropped the Liberator off at Kwikfit they were at a loose end for the rest of the afternoon

Ash


Villa: Youīll have to excuse Avonīs, heīs had a space cake and canīt stop giggling

MadMat


Paul Darrow: I donīt care WHAT it said on the leaflet Steven, this is not a Blakeīs 7 convention!

Josette Simon: This happened the last time.

Michael Keating: Thereīs a bus-stop back there. Can we...go home now?

Joe Egg


Avon: So let me get this straight: The Liberator was destroyed and THIS is our new ship?!
Dayna: Yeah Vila, and all the money was on the Liberator when YOU blew it up!
Tarrant: Heīll take 50 credits for cash.
Avon: Done!

Joe Egg


Due to excessive ītestingī the Avon-android meant for the kissing booth in Avalonīs Charity Bazaar runs out of power before the Bazaar .

Marian


The crew were unaware of the depths of Servalanīs cunning plan: to strand them on Kairos, then have them arrested for loitering.

Nico


Dayna: I donīt think much of this hotel. Thereīs no furniture, and only one room.
Vila: And have you seen the size of the cockroaches?

Nico


Avon was so moved by Tarrantīs story that he did not realise that he was actually leaning on Dayna.

Simon


The staring competition was getting too tense for Avon.

Crayon


Sometimes the excitement of shore leave wasnīt all it was cracked up to be:

Avon: #"you put your left leg in..."

Backdoor_uk


Seeing the condition of Tarrantīs "highly reccommened" space repair facility did Avonīs nerves no good at all.

Anne


It was 10% day at the garden centre, the crew arrived early to be at the front of the queue

MadMat


To pass the time until the rave started, Avon did his famous īDel-Boy at the barī impression

Ash


The crew were surprised to find the co-ordinates of the Laden Accelerator Device were īLock-up 94, Walthamstowī

Ash


Avon: I got bit feeding him. Itīs Vilaīs turn to clean out the giant hamster wheel that powers the Liberator.

Marian


Logical as always, Avon determined that it would be quicker for him to make his own knuckle sandwich.

Craig


Biting his knuckles to keep silent, Avon finally offered to shake hands with Tarrant, but only after Cally and Dayna pushed them to make up.

Gilthanis


Avon was not impressed by the cream-wear crew.

Craig


Vila was stunned to see that Dayna could support Avonīs weight without any effort.

Craig


In the future, boots are mandatory.

Craig


The `Hot Gossip` tribute band wait anxiously outside studio 2 ready for thier chance to perform on Top Of The Pops !

Magic Pebble


Shock turns to horror as Dayna anounces that there are no mirrors of any kind anywhere on the planet !


Magic Pebble


Avon: "Yes, there definitely seems to be a slightly different localised gravity vector on this spot..."
Cally: "Youīre pissed again, arenīt you?"

Futsie


Vila: "Avonīs been at the soma again."
Tarrant: "Oh god, look at him, he can barely stand up!"
Avon: "Blaaake... whydja have to leave?.. Blaaaa-hic-ke!"

Futsie


Dayna-There are only four horses left.
Avon-I already rode. Iīll just lean here and eat this apple while you lot have fun.
Tarrant- There are seats inside.
Avon- Iīd *prefer* to stand.
Vila- Hang on. Isnīt that the wormy apple I was going to give to the horse?

Marian


Villa: welcome back to changing rooms. ok, lets see what Dayna and Avon have done with Tarrant and Callyīs living room

MadMat


Avon: Itīs simple, Vila. Itīs a couples only thing. Iīm with Dayna, Tarrantīs with Cally, youīre on your own. They wonīt let you in, so push off home, thereīs a good chap. Polish the teleport, that will pass the time.

Trilby


Avon: Itīs simple, Vila. Itīs a couples only thing. Iīm with Dayna, Tarrantīs with Cally, youīre on your own. They wonīt let you in, so push off home, thereīs a good chap. Polish the teleport, that will pass the time.

Trilby


I canīt believe you left your idīs on the Liberator! Now weīll never get into the bar!

themadblonde


Avon: "Hmmm... we could be on the threshold of something big!"

Futsie


Avon: "Get lost, Curly. We donīt want your sort round here..."
Dayna: "Yeah, and take your silly curly girlfriend with you."
Vila: "Letīs get their lunch money!"

Futsie


Avon: "I donīt see why we should have to beam down here just coz of Zenīs stupid no-smoking policy..."

Futsie


Tarrant: " Right, when I say īNOWī we all rush in with guns blasting!"

Avon: " Iīve got a better idea, YOU rush in and I wait here!"

ZEN


Tarrant: "Why are you all waiting out here!?"
Avon: "....Itīs too dark in there, you go first!"

ZEN


Villa: you see, I told you he could get his whole fist in his mouth

MadMat


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