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Competition 44
This competition ended on: 1st July 2003

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 15


Deeta - Yes, but his head *is* touching the inner ring of the bullīs eye. Whereīs the rule-book?

Marian

Percentage of vote= 20%
Deeta: Keep back! The increased grav...ity only affect... you... if... you... stand... here... urrrrrrrgh! Crush...ing meeee...!

Orac

Percentage of vote= 13%
Darling, this really is a habit youīll have to get out of. Weīll have no neighbours left by the weekend

Anne

Percentage of vote= 7%
Sybil: BASIL! Thatīs the last time you let them hold the Teal-Vandor duel at Fawlty Towers. Pollyīll never get that blood off the rug.

Nico

Percentage of vote= 7%
Clothes: White and Brown, Check!
Furniture: Brown, Check!
Interior Decoration: Brown, Check!

Timezone isolated: 70īs detected.

Craig

Percentage of vote= 7%
Deeta: "Donīt worry son... the medical team is on the way. Now where does it hurt?"
Victim: "My finger. Youīre standing on it."

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 7%
The woman said nothing, horrified at the sight of a dead man growing out of Deetaīs knees.

Craig

Percentage of vote= 7%
"Oh look, the catīs brought us another īlittle presentī..."

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 7%
Deeta "Well , that`s one way to ensure we get a cabin to ourselves I guess"

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 7%
BIG BROTHER suffered its 1st murder in the house!!

ZEN

Percentage of vote= 7%
No challenger had yet matched Deetaīs skill with a banana skin...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 7%
Carla: " Steady on darling, he was only asking for a tip"
Deeta: " well heres a TIP, never ask me for one"

ZEN

Percentage of vote= 7%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Deeta: Keep back! The increased grav...ity only affect... you... if... you... stand... here... urrrrrrrgh! Crush...ing meeee...!

Orac


Deeta: I prefer them dead...

Orac


Deeta: "Good grief, itīs almost bitten right off... WHAT did you say you were doing during that bout of turbulence?"

Futsie


Deeta: "Donīt worry son... the medical team is on the way. Now where does it hurt?"
Victim: "My finger. Youīre standing on it."

Futsie


"Itīs not the killing I mind so much, itīs the lying I find so hurtful"

Ash


Carla: " Steady on darling, he was only asking for a tip"
Deeta: " well heres a TIP, never ask me for one"

ZEN


Deeta: Poor chap, he couldnīt stand the wait for the Blakes 7 DVDīs any longer!

ZEN


Nush and Federico had finally had enough of Cameronīs disapproving looks.

Ash


Deeta: "No, I prefer the bearskin rug"

Ash


Deeta: that proves it then, 3 viagra DO cause the genitalia to explode

MadMat


Deeta- It *is* a giant paper reinforcer and these black marks look like smudgy xerox... oh no... weīre inside an old zine.

Marian


Sybil: BASIL! Thatīs the last time you let them hold the Teal-Vandor duel at Fawlty Towers. Pollyīll never get that blood off the rug.

Nico


Woman: Oh, my goodness! Thatīs horrible!
Deeta: Yes, blood does rather clash with the decor.

Nico


Darling, this really is a habit youīll have to get out of. Weīll have no neighbours left by the weekend

Anne


Deeta: thatīs the 2nd one today
Woman: yes, we really ought to put a īmind your headī sign on that low door

MadMat


"Worst case of getting stuck in a zipper Iīve ever seen - no wonder the poor chapīs fainted!"

Futsie


The new rug caused some distress to the occupants

"It doesnīt match the brown space colours!"

Redflagger


Linda Barker: "So he didnīt like it then?"

Ash


"Hah! He forgot - never play games of death with a Sicilian!"

Ash


"I hate it when extras feel they have to splay their legs during their death throes"

Ash


"What a horrible outfit - like black overalls..."
"Yeah, I wouldnīt be seen dead in that!"

Futsie


Tarrant didnīt respond kindly to comments about his new wig...

Futsie


Toilet facilities on board the Beige Express consist of someone holding your ankles while a third party opens a round hatch to space.

Marian


Clothes: White and Brown, Check!
Furniture: Brown, Check!
Interior Decoration: Brown, Check!

Timezone isolated: 70īs detected.

Craig


Terry Wogan strikes again.

Bobby


Woman: Is he dead?

Deeta: Of course he is. What did he expect? He was standing right in the center of this target!

Gilthanis


The woman said nothing, horrified at the sight of a dead man growing out of Deetaīs knees.

Craig


Deeta`s Mum "That`s another one of your playfull pals , filled to the gills in the middle of the afternoon"

Deeta "Gee , all he had was chocolate milk !"

Magic Pebble


Deeta "Well , that`s one way to ensure we get a cabin to ourselves I guess"

Magic Pebble


"Honestly Deeta, why canīt you just keep maggots in the fridge like any normal fisherman?"

Tasteful


Deeta - Yes, but his head *is* touching the inner ring of the bullīs eye. Whereīs the rule-book?

Marian


Woman: dead, you say? brutally murdered?... oh well... thatīs a nice set of horse brasses you have on the wall there

MadMat


Darling, Iīm not saying youīre a bad cook. You know Iīd never say a word against your cooking. Itīs just that your father was breathing before dinner.

Trilby


Woman: and thatīs what happens when you step outside the circle

MadMat


OK, he gets two cups of food a day, be sure to change his water, & he loves to be rubbed JUST here.

themadblonde


"Oh look, the catīs brought us another īlittle presentī..."

Futsie


"We really must fix the wiring on that doorbell..."

Futsie


Steven Pacey in his new M.I.T series

ZEN


BIG BROTHER suffered its 1st murder in the house!!

ZEN


Woman: Opps, sorry, didnīt mean to interupt anything

Ewan


On-the-spot justice dispensed by the Beige Fashion Police

Futsie


No challenger had yet matched Deetaīs skill with a banana skin...

Futsie


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