Deeta: Keep back! The increased grav...ity only affect... you... if... you... stand... here... urrrrrrrgh! Crush...ing meeee...!
Deeta: I prefer them dead...
Deeta: "Good grief, itīs almost bitten right off... WHAT did you say you were doing during that bout of turbulence?"
Deeta: "Donīt worry son... the medical team is on the way. Now where does it hurt?"
Victim: "My finger. Youīre standing on it."
"Itīs not the killing I mind so much, itīs the lying I find so hurtful"
Carla: " Steady on darling, he was only asking for a tip"
Deeta: " well heres a TIP, never ask me for one"
Deeta: Poor chap, he couldnīt stand the wait for the Blakes 7 DVDīs any longer!
Nush and Federico had finally had enough of Cameronīs disapproving looks.
Deeta: "No, I prefer the bearskin rug"
Deeta: that proves it then, 3 viagra DO cause the genitalia to explode
Deeta- It *is* a giant paper reinforcer and these black marks look like smudgy xerox... oh no... weīre inside an old zine.
Sybil: BASIL! Thatīs the last time you let them hold the Teal-Vandor duel at Fawlty Towers. Pollyīll never get that blood off the rug.
Woman: Oh, my goodness! Thatīs horrible!
Deeta: Yes, blood does rather clash with the decor.
Darling, this really is a habit youīll have to get out of. Weīll have no neighbours left by the weekend
Deeta: thatīs the 2nd one today
Woman: yes, we really ought to put a īmind your headī sign on that low door
"Worst case of getting stuck in a zipper Iīve ever seen - no wonder the poor chapīs fainted!"
The new rug caused some distress to the occupants
"It doesnīt match the brown space colours!"
Linda Barker: "So he didnīt like it then?"
"Hah! He forgot - never play games of death with a Sicilian!"
"I hate it when extras feel they have to splay their legs during their death throes"
"What a horrible outfit - like black overalls..."
"Yeah, I wouldnīt be seen dead in that!"
Tarrant didnīt respond kindly to comments about his new wig...
Toilet facilities on board the Beige Express consist of someone holding your ankles while a third party opens a round hatch to space.
Clothes: White and Brown, Check!
Furniture: Brown, Check!
Interior Decoration: Brown, Check!
Timezone isolated: 70īs detected.
Terry Wogan strikes again.
Woman: Is he dead?
Deeta: Of course he is. What did he expect? He was standing right in the center of this target!
The woman said nothing, horrified at the sight of a dead man growing out of Deetaīs knees.
Deeta`s Mum "That`s another one of your playfull pals , filled to the gills in the middle of the afternoon"
Deeta "Gee , all he had was chocolate milk !"
Deeta "Well , that`s one way to ensure we get a cabin to ourselves I guess"
"Honestly Deeta, why canīt you just keep maggots in the fridge like any normal fisherman?"
Deeta - Yes, but his head *is* touching the inner ring of the bullīs eye. Whereīs the rule-book?
Woman: dead, you say? brutally murdered?... oh well... thatīs a nice set of horse brasses you have on the wall there
Darling, Iīm not saying youīre a bad cook. You know Iīd never say a word against your cooking. Itīs just that your father was breathing before dinner.
Woman: and thatīs what happens when you step outside the circle
OK, he gets two cups of food a day, be sure to change his water, & he loves to be rubbed JUST here.
"Oh look, the catīs brought us another īlittle presentī..."
"We really must fix the wiring on that doorbell..."
Steven Pacey in his new M.I.T series
BIG BROTHER suffered its 1st murder in the house!!
Woman: Opps, sorry, didnīt mean to interupt anything
On-the-spot justice dispensed by the Beige Fashion Police
No challenger had yet matched Deetaīs skill with a banana skin...