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Competition 43
This competition ended on: 19th June 2003

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 18


Nobody had told Avon it was Dentist´s night at the gay disco

Ash

Percentage of vote= 17%
Avon was jealous that his palm PC wasn´t as compact as Egrorian´s...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 17%
Paul Darrow [to himself]: Savident´s reading his bloody lines again. Christ, for £50 more we could have got Ronnie Corbett.

Joe Egg

Percentage of vote= 11%
Avon: "I TOLD you not to open the door to the bloody Jehova´s Witness..."

Ash

Percentage of vote= 6%
Egrorian: Kerr Avon... this is yer life

MadMat

Percentage of vote= 6%
The 80`s style swop shop was getting silly now , I mean a hand held version of space invaders for , well , something a little more advanced.

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 6%
Egrorian: " So that´s two adrenalin & soma´s and a bowl....a say, a say...a bowl of Betty´s hotpot!"

ZEN

Percentage of vote= 6%
Egrorian-Let´s see- one furry mitt massage and alcohol rub, one session with a telekinetic dominatrix, and one soak in WD-40 oil. Right, now who gets which?

Marian

Percentage of vote= 6%
"So, do you, Kerr Avon, take this, Vila Restal, as your lawful..."


Auntie Krizu

Percentage of vote= 6%
Vila: knock, knock
Egrorian: who´s there
Vila: doctor
Avon: oh for f...

MadMat

Percentage of vote= 6%
Vila´s Dad read him the riot act for staying out late with his dangerous friends.

Craig

Percentage of vote= 6%
Trinny: "... and a handkerchief in the top pocket is an excellent way of deemphasizing other less flatering features"

Ash

Percentage of vote= 6%
Egrorian was most impressed with Avon´s detatchable shoulderpads.

John

Percentage of vote= 6%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Avon: "I TOLD you not to open the door to the bloody Jehova´s Witness..."

Ash


Even in the future ´Bargain Hunt´ is still popular

Ash


"So, do you, Kerr Avon, take this, Vila Restal, as your lawful..."


Auntie Krizu


Avon: villa, check out the knobs and dials and flashy lights and beeps on that little beauty.
(turns to Egrorian) We´ll take it! Here´s the lifeless plastic cube.

MadMat


AVON (THINKS) I WISH HE WOULD SHUT UP AND GIVE US THE DAMN AWARD. WE´VE BEEN HERE HOURS

KAZZ


Paul Darrow [to himself]: Savident´s reading his bloody lines again. Christ, for £50 more we could have got Ronnie Corbett.

Joe Egg


Vila (whispering to Avon): Isn´t that the bloke from Corrie?!

Joe Egg


Egrorian-Let´s see- one furry mitt massage and alcohol rub, one session with a telekinetic dominatrix, and one soak in WD-40 oil. Right, now who gets which?

Marian


Egrorian: Now, gentlemen, the procedure is quite painless I assure you. Who´s first?

Anne


The horrible truth dawned upon Avon: due to years in hiding Egrorian was in desperate need of a tailor AND a barber.

Craig


Egrorian: oh no he didn´t
Audience: oh yes he did!
Avon: oh shut up!

MadMat


"Welcome to TGI Fridays. Would you like smoking or non smoking?"

Ash


Trinny: "... and a handkerchief in the top pocket is an excellent way of deemphasizing other less flatering features"

Ash


Avon´s cloning experiment utilizing a combination of Vila´s and Gan´s genes goes horribly awry.

Marian


Yes, this is our first visit to Massachuset. How long is the wait for the blood test results? We still have to pick up our tuxes & the cake....

themadblonde


E: "And your total comes to.... 97.95"

A: Give the bill to him.
V: Eh?

Gilthanis


Egrorian: "Here we are - black leather, little studs... this handbag is YOU sir! Much better than that plastic piece of crap... no offence."

Futsie


Avon and Vila leaned back in unison as Egrorian spoke. Vila rather suspected that his killer breath was the vaunted secret weapon.

Nico


Avon wondered why gravity seemed a bit off plumb on Malodaar. Almost as if there was neutron-star material around--no, that was a bit far-fetched.

Nico


Egrorian: Kerr Avon... this is yer life

MadMat


Egrorian: Yes, I gave up washing some time ago. Waste of valuable time. Why do you ask?

Trilby


Avon (thinking) "Huh ! This screen test for Men In Black 3 is a piece of cake , i`ll walk it"


Magic Pebble


Egrorian-"Yes, you two are down for the Greek life-modellng class. Just strip and match the pose on that vase, please."
Vila-"Hang on, I thought we were going to see naked women."
Avon-"Shut up, We need the money for Orac´s new batteries."

Marian


Vila: "Hey Avon, how come YOU never wear anything sexy like that?"

Futsie


The days of Egrorian´s embarrassing sideburn comb-over would soon be at an end now that Avon had brought a suitable donor...

Futsie


And you say you´ve done this before, Dr Frankenstein?

clive_88


Avon (thinking) "If I walk out of here in anything other than black a certain person`s lock is gonna get picked !!!"

Magic Pebble


Federation Health Warning

Exposure to hoffal`s radiation can seriously damage your health

Magic Pebble


Egrorian: "Yes, the tachyon funnel is ready. Now, did you bring the toupee?"

Futsie


The 80`s style swop shop was getting silly now , I mean a hand held version of space invaders for , well , something a little more advanced.

Magic Pebble


Egrorian: " LOT number 113 - transparent box, described has a ´scabby little rebel´ - who´ll start the bidding?"

ZEN


Avon was jealous that his palm PC wasn´t as compact as Egrorian´s...

Futsie


Egrorian: " So that´s two adrenalin & soma´s and a bowl....a say, a say...a bowl of Betty´s hotpot!"

ZEN


Vila: knock, knock
Egrorian: who´s there
Vila: doctor
Avon: oh for f...

MadMat


Egrorian: Your name´s not down, you´re not coming in

MadMat


Egrorian was most impressed with Avon´s detatchable shoulderpads.

John


It´s life Jim, but not as we know it!

Who me?


Avon thinks (god these trousers are riding _right up_ my crack)

HarryHat


avon: "If you want to look as hot as me Vila you´re going to need some seriosu work done...."

HarryHat


Right then gentlemen, a tummy tuck, back wax and denture replacement will cost 97 thousand credits

ZEN


Egrorian: I´ll be with you in a moment, just gotta finish this txt msg to mother

MadMat


Vila: "I don’t think I trust him to do my hair, look at the state of his. Can´t you cut it instead?"
Avon: "well as you always say Vila, you know you are safe with me"

Backdoor_uk


Nobody had told Avon it was Dentist´s night at the gay disco

Ash


"Okay so that´s a pre-stressed camshaft, a gross of A43 bearings, 5 flushed grollings..."

Ash


Vila´s Dad read him the riot act for staying out late with his dangerous friends.

Craig


Ah yes, we have your booking sirs. Now, was that two singles or double?

Craig


Avon turned away in disgust from the Vila from the future.

Craig


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