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Competition 42
This competition ended on: 19th June 2003

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 18


Avon: Are they properly sedated?
Cally: It appears so, even though Dayna ate her tranquilliser disc.
Avon: There you are. I told you not having a baby-sitter wouldn´t stop us having a night out.

Nico

Percentage of vote= 17%
Cally: "Well the nicotine patches seem to have finally calmed them down..."
Avon: "That or the way Dayna applied them with a cricket bat..."

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 11%
While Danya tried not to giggle, Avon and Cally enjoyed the sight of Vila and Tarrant looking completely ridiculous

Anne

Percentage of vote= 11%
Cally: "Avon, when they said ´we need you like we need a hole in the head´..."

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 11%
This is Big Brother, would Cally please come to the diary room.

clive_88

Percentage of vote= 6%
The new , ultra slim `Dinky Disco Disc` from Ronco keeps your ears fine and dandy with jolly tunes , without annoying your friends.

A snip at only $199 credits !

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 6%
Cally: "They do this eveytime BIG BROTHER comes on"!
Avon: " Well, theres nothing like someone elses troubles to take you mind of your own!"

zen

Percentage of vote= 6%
Cally helps Dayna brand their studs.

Marian

Percentage of vote= 6%
It looks like Dayna´s going to loose the 3rd round of their "how long can you do something stupid" competition

MadMat

Percentage of vote= 6%
Avon: "... and another reason I reckon I´m better than Blake was ..."

Ash

Percentage of vote= 6%
But Dayna had cunningly stuck hers on the chair behind her

Ash

Percentage of vote= 6%
Vila and Tarrant were going for the Galactic Book of Records for looking complete prats while Dayna timed them, not realising that Avon had beaten them with his reverse-action shoulder pads.

Nico

Percentage of vote= 6%
Cally: Perhaps someone should tell them that you´re mean´t to eat those cheesy biscuits, not wear them on your forehead.
Avon: Leave them for another 5 minutes.

Simon

Percentage of vote= 6%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

It looks like Dayna´s going to loose the 3rd round of their "how long can you do something stupid" competition

MadMat


Director: Okay guys, we´re going for a take. Guys? GUYS!

Joe Egg


Cally helps Dayna brand their studs.

Marian


While Danya tried not to giggle, Avon and Cally enjoyed the sight of Vila and Tarrant looking completely ridiculous

Anne


Cally: "Whose zit d´you reckon is gonna burst first?"
Avon: "I dunno, but I´m staying back here."

Futsie


Avon: pass the popcorn

MadMat


Cally: I´m sorry Avon, this Zen meditation club is very exclusive

redflagger


But Dayna had cunningly stuck hers on the chair behind her

Ash


Dayna reheats her medallion whilst Cally brings the tranquilized Avon up to have it branded on his forehead to prevent Servalan from claiming him as a maverick.

Marian


The bingo game was proving so boring that several of the players´ heads had already hit their boards as they nodded off.

themadblonde


Avon: "Are they playing Quake Death-Watch again? No wonder no bloody work ever gets done round here..."

Futsie


Avon: Are they properly sedated?
Cally: It appears so, even though Dayna ate her tranquilliser disc.
Avon: There you are. I told you not having a baby-sitter wouldn´t stop us having a night out.

Nico


Cally: Are they properly sedated?
Avon: It appears so, even though Dayna ate her tranquilliser disc.

Nico


Vila and Tarrant were going for the Galactic Book of Records for looking complete prats while Dayna timed them, not realising that Avon had beaten them with his reverse-action shoulder pads.

Nico


Cally: The androids will never convince Servalan.
Avon: Why not? the stiff posture, the vacant stares ...
Cally: I was thinking the discs on their foreheads might give her a hint.

Trilby


The new , ultra slim `Dinky Disco Disc` from Ronco keeps your ears fine and dandy with jolly tunes , without annoying your friends.

A snip at only $199 credits !

Magic Pebble


Avon- ´Cally, my toothache is gone, really.´
Cally-´Don´t be such a baby. The sedative disks work fine. They didn´t feel a thing´.
Avon-´ I don´t mind the explosive drill so much. It´s Dayna´s smile that bothers me.´

Marian


Cally: "Well the nicotine patches seem to have finally calmed them down..."
Avon: "That or the way Dayna applied them with a cricket bat..."

Futsie


This is Big Brother, would Cally please come to the diary room.

clive_88


Time: 2:30am Sunday morning

Location: Liberator flight deck

And Avon has absolutely no intention whatsoever of joining in the cucumber game after the crew`s weekly happy hour ( or two ) !

Magic Pebble


Cally: "Avon, when they said ´we need you like we need a hole in the head´..."

Futsie


Dayna "These new `toyboys` you got us Avon are great , they`re almost like the real thing"

Cally "But , next time can we have some with switches on aswell please"

Magic Pebble


Cally: " Serves them right!, they were like two stags head-butting each other"

ZEN


"...and when you wake up you will fall madly in love with the first person you see who has a disc on their head..."

Futsie


Cally: I don´t think much of this hypnotist show, only the weak and stupid would fall asleep to that crap.
Avon (glancing at the others): yep, you´re not wrong there

MadMat


Avon: d´ya think they´ll let us have a go on their bong?

MadMat


Cally: (whisper) " Do you think we should tell them we used superglue on those discs!?"

Avon: Narr, they´ll find out soon enough!"

ZEN


Cally: "They do this eveytime BIG BROTHER comes on"!
Avon: " Well, theres nothing like someone elses troubles to take you mind of your own!"

zen


Dayna: I can´t get the hang of this, it keeps falling on to my chest.
Avon(whispers): You´d think the daft cow would realise she has to tip her head back, not forward

MadMat


Avon and Cally were placing bets on the virtual soccer match between Vila and Tarrant while Dayna was left with the task of opening the beers

MadMat


Communal toilets were a short-lived fad

Ash


Avon: "And this slide is me in front of the summit of Kharant D´Hal, and this is me by the tourist office, here´s one of me by the fountains and there´s a funny story about this one..."

Ash


Avon and Cally anxiously await their next turn as Dayna’s supply of cucumber face packs runs dangerously low.

Backdoor_uk


Cally: Perhaps someone should tell them that you´re mean´t to eat those cheesy biscuits, not wear them on your forehead.
Avon: Leave them for another 5 minutes.

Simon


Avon: "... and another reason I reckon I´m better than Blake was ..."

Ash


Avon: "I don´t think your dumplings went down too well"

Ash


Avon: Tarrant doesn´t look as good in black as me.

Craig


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