It looks like Dayna´s going to loose the 3rd round of their "how long can you do something stupid" competition
Director: Okay guys, we´re going for a take. Guys? GUYS!
Cally helps Dayna brand their studs.
While Danya tried not to giggle, Avon and Cally enjoyed the sight of Vila and Tarrant looking completely ridiculous
Cally: "Whose zit d´you reckon is gonna burst first?"
Avon: "I dunno, but I´m staying back here."
Avon: pass the popcorn
Cally: I´m sorry Avon, this Zen meditation club is very exclusive
But Dayna had cunningly stuck hers on the chair behind her
Dayna reheats her medallion whilst Cally brings the tranquilized Avon up to have it branded on his forehead to prevent Servalan from claiming him as a maverick.
The bingo game was proving so boring that several of the players´ heads had already hit their boards as they nodded off.
Avon: "Are they playing Quake Death-Watch again? No wonder no bloody work ever gets done round here..."
Avon: Are they properly sedated?
Cally: It appears so, even though Dayna ate her tranquilliser disc.
Avon: There you are. I told you not having a baby-sitter wouldn´t stop us having a night out.
Cally: Are they properly sedated?
Avon: It appears so, even though Dayna ate her tranquilliser disc.
Vila and Tarrant were going for the Galactic Book of Records for looking complete prats while Dayna timed them, not realising that Avon had beaten them with his reverse-action shoulder pads.
Cally: The androids will never convince Servalan.
Avon: Why not? the stiff posture, the vacant stares ...
Cally: I was thinking the discs on their foreheads might give her a hint.
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Avon- ´Cally, my toothache is gone, really.´
Cally-´Don´t be such a baby. The sedative disks work fine. They didn´t feel a thing´.
Avon-´ I don´t mind the explosive drill so much. It´s Dayna´s smile that bothers me.´
Cally: "Well the nicotine patches seem to have finally calmed them down..."
Avon: "That or the way Dayna applied them with a cricket bat..."
This is Big Brother, would Cally please come to the diary room.
Time: 2:30am Sunday morning
Location: Liberator flight deck
And Avon has absolutely no intention whatsoever of joining in the cucumber game after the crew`s weekly happy hour ( or two ) !
Cally: "Avon, when they said ´we need you like we need a hole in the head´..."
Dayna "These new `toyboys` you got us Avon are great , they`re almost like the real thing"
Cally "But , next time can we have some with switches on aswell please"
Cally: " Serves them right!, they were like two stags head-butting each other"
"...and when you wake up you will fall madly in love with the first person you see who has a disc on their head..."
Cally: I don´t think much of this hypnotist show, only the weak and stupid would fall asleep to that crap.
Avon (glancing at the others): yep, you´re not wrong there
Avon: d´ya think they´ll let us have a go on their bong?
Cally: (whisper) " Do you think we should tell them we used superglue on those discs!?"
Avon: Narr, they´ll find out soon enough!"
Cally: "They do this eveytime BIG BROTHER comes on"!
Avon: " Well, theres nothing like someone elses troubles to take you mind of your own!"
Dayna: I can´t get the hang of this, it keeps falling on to my chest.
Avon(whispers): You´d think the daft cow would realise she has to tip her head back, not forward
Avon and Cally were placing bets on the virtual soccer match between Vila and Tarrant while Dayna was left with the task of opening the beers
Communal toilets were a short-lived fad
Avon: "And this slide is me in front of the summit of Kharant D´Hal, and this is me by the tourist office, here´s one of me by the fountains and there´s a funny story about this one..."
Avon and Cally anxiously await their next turn as Dayna’s supply of cucumber face packs runs dangerously low.
Cally: Perhaps someone should tell them that you´re mean´t to eat those cheesy biscuits, not wear them on your forehead.
Avon: Leave them for another 5 minutes.
Avon: "... and another reason I reckon I´m better than Blake was ..."
Avon: "I don´t think your dumplings went down too well"
Avon: Tarrant doesn´t look as good in black as me.