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Competition 41
This competition ended on: 13th June 2003

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 27


"I´ve lost my Invisible Dog"
"I just saw hime over there chasing the invisible sheep"

Simon

Percentage of vote= 11%
Upon microscopic examination, the philosophical fleas (seen here worshipping a nail paring) found evolving in Vila´s bunk on the London prove his assertion that there´s ´more life in a prison blanket´.

Marian

Percentage of vote= 7%
"Ewww, there´s big spidery thing in the picnic hamper!"

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 7%
Bow to your partner & do si do...

themadblonde

Percentage of vote= 7%
The Teletubbie hunting season gets into full swing

"Look , i`ve got a Tinky Winky ! "

"Well that`s your problem pal"

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 7%
´Get your instruments. Hop it! We need three more guys at the top for the ´F´ in ´Federation´.´ Come on, we don´t want to lose the marching band competition!

Marian

Percentage of vote= 4%
Get that bit of cheese off the Subbuteo table!

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 4%
They all headed to the fridge during half-time at the annual federation 5-a-side football match

MadMat

Percentage of vote= 4%
"Colonel, I have detected their tachyon signature on then fulse radometer. It appears that they are attempting... oh cut! I trod in a cowpat again."

Ash

Percentage of vote= 4%
The hunt for Servalan´s lost contact lens heightens it’s intensity.

Backdoor_uk

Percentage of vote= 4%
"Ah wonderful... troopers... in the park... yellow boxes for goalposts... those were the days, isn´it wasn´it didn´it? oo I don´t know.."

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 4%
You lot - hold your positions whilst I try and remember the PIN Number! Shoot to kill if they get too close.

Hippy Chick

Percentage of vote= 4%
"Are you sure this is how to make crop circles?"

Gilthanis

Percentage of vote= 4%
Ooohh, look! I found the needle!

Anne

Percentage of vote= 4%
LOOK EVERONE!, I´ve just stood on a little Kairopan spider!

Captain: " You think thats funny, here comes its parents - RUN!"

ZEN

Percentage of vote= 4%
Gareth(off screen)from Hartbeat: " Gerr0ff my land, before I shoot thy lotta ye"

ZEN

Percentage of vote= 4%
Well... it looks like cheese... it FEELS like cheese... but why is it sculptered into a picnic basket?

xin

Percentage of vote= 4%
Hide and seek on dartmoor proved less and less fun with each subsequent game. With only one decent hiding place (an inexplicably placed yellow box) it soon become quite tedious.. People were even begining to try and imitate rocks, trees and bushes, without any success.


Paul Maddox

Percentage of vote= 4%
The interglalatic version of I am an Federation officer...get me out of here!!!

Evonne

Percentage of vote= 4%
Everyone was confused why they were on a planet and there was no quarry

Mr Stabby

Percentage of vote= 4%
The federation entry for the Chelsea flower show proved a dissapointment to the judges

redflagger

Percentage of vote= 4%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Ooohh, look! I found the needle!

Anne


SIM-FEDS...
Coming to a PC near you

MadMat


And if England did win the Olympic bid...

Ash


The federation entry for the Chelsea flower show proved a dissapointment to the judges

redflagger


´Get your instruments. Hop it! We need three more guys at the top for the ´F´ in ´Federation´.´ Come on, we don´t want to lose the marching band competition!

Marian


Well Where Are They?

Acarta


"I´ve lost my Invisible Dog"
"I just saw hime over there chasing the invisible sheep"

Simon


"Here Shep, here Shep!"
"These blasted invisble dogs always seem to get lost"

Simon


The annual invisible dog show was a massive success this year.

Simon


Bow to your partner & do si do...

themadblonde


"Are you sure this is how to make crop circles?"

Gilthanis


"Oh no, the Sarge has fell in the dog toilet!"

Futsie


Hurry up and get the ball out, half my team are wandering off!

Trilby


You lot - hold your positions whilst I try and remember the PIN Number! Shoot to kill if they get too close.

Hippy Chick


Well... it looks like cheese... it FEELS like cheese... but why is it sculptered into a picnic basket?

xin


The Rebel side thought it was most unfair of the Feds to surround their wicket with a yellow riot shield.

Nico


"Ewww, there´s big spidery thing in the picnic hamper!"

Futsie


I´ve got the flag, I´ve got the flag!

clive_88


"Ah wonderful... troopers... in the park... yellow boxes for goalposts... those were the days, isn´it wasn´it didn´it? oo I don´t know.."

Futsie


Can someone re start the music please? This cow pat is seeping into my sock and whiffs a bit!

hippy chick


Can so meone re start the music please? This cow pat is seeping into my sock and whiffs a bit!

hippy chick


Trooper: I´m sure I left it here somewhere
Other troopers: Grrrrr "$$%"£%$!

HarryHat


The hunt for Servalan´s lost contact lens heightens it’s intensity.

Backdoor_uk


"Colonel, I have detected their tachyon signature on then fulse radometer. It appears that they are attempting... oh cut! I trod in a cowpat again."

Ash


Gareth(off screen)from Hartbeat: " Gerr0ff my land, before I shoot thy lotta ye"

ZEN


THE MILKY BARS ARE ON ME

ANNA SHORE


LOOK EVERONE!, I´ve just stood on a little Kairopan spider!

Captain: " You think thats funny, here comes its parents - RUN!"

ZEN


Tarrant(off screen): "...and here are the Kairopan fields on Kairos..."
Vila: "That planet looks a bit... tufty... reminds me of something... er... ooops..."

Futsie


The entire tribal culture of the plains would be wiped out a mere 10 years after the appearance of the first Sunny Delight salesmen...

Futsie


The interglalatic version of I am an Federation officer...get me out of here!!!

Evonne


Hide and seek on dartmoor proved less and less fun with each subsequent game. With only one decent hiding place (an inexplicably placed yellow box) it soon become quite tedious.. People were even begining to try and imitate rocks, trees and bushes, without any success.


Paul Maddox


The Federation ORINTATION course got off to a very bad start!!

ZEN


LOOK EVERYONE! - my lucks about to change, I´ve found a four-leaf clover!

ZEN


KEEP SEARCHING! - has soon as we find those keys we can lift off!

ZEN


"Damn - I could have sworn that I left the Scorpio parked round here *somewhere*...."

Confused Stu


Upon microscopic examination, the philosophical fleas (seen here worshipping a nail paring) found evolving in Vila´s bunk on the London prove his assertion that there´s ´more life in a prison blanket´.

Marian


The Teletubbie hunting season gets into full swing

"Look , i`ve got a Tinky Winky ! "

"Well that`s your problem pal"

Magic Pebble


Everyone was confused why they were on a planet and there was no quarry

Mr Stabby


Get that bit of cheese off the Subbuteo table!

Futsie


The federation test their new secret weapon

`The stealth balloon`

Magic Pebble


1 by 1 they all climbed into the box and vanished

MadMat


Man at top: I´m not playing hide-n-seek with you lot anymore, you cheat

MadMat


The day was drawing to an end and they still hadn´t found the captain´s contact lens

MadMat


The supply drop had not been a success. All they´d got was a giant yellow cool box and an inflatable dinosaur.

Craig


Rick Wakeman´s guest appearance.

Craig


... however the script described it as "EXT. DAY. CROWDS GATHER ON A PLANET OF UNSURPASSING BEAUTY"

Ash


The famous Blake´s Seven "lost episode" - "The Cornetto salesman of Vangtron 4"

Ash


"So we´re doing it without a director again this week?"

Ash


They had to admit the turn out for the re-enactment was less than they hoped for.

Bayleaf The Gardner


Fortean Times: Tiny men found stealing piece of Lego.

Futsie


They all headed to the fridge during half-time at the annual federation 5-a-side football match

MadMat


If you go down in the woods today , be sure of a big surprise

Cos , some bugger`s cut it down !

Magic Pebble


It was survival of the fittest when trying to grab the last toilet on the planet.

Simon


Musical chairs just wasn´t so fun any more

Simon


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