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Competition 40
This competition ended on: 13th June 2003

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 25


Tarrant [sternly]: Now, what have I told you before about clearing dead troopers away? Someone could trip over one and have an eye out.

Nico

Percentage of vote= 16%
And Tarrant walked out of the changing room: "What do you think of the crotchless front? Too much?"

Ash

Percentage of vote= 16%
No one was impressed with Tarrant´s magic show, especially after the last volunteer didn´t survive.

Gilthanis

Percentage of vote= 8%
You three have been nicking my wardrobe again, haven´t you?

themadblonde

Percentage of vote= 8%
Vila: " For the last time, Tarrant - I´m not going into the box so you can all stick swords in me!"

ZEN

Percentage of vote= 8%
Tarrant: All right, spit it out. What have you done with my personality?

Chameleon

Percentage of vote= 8%
The crew were rather concerned when they saw Tarrant´s new stereo system...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 8%
Dayna: No, Tarrant. The green bottles go in the other container, that one is for clear bottles.

MadMat

Percentage of vote= 4%
The others were not pleased to be playing daleks to Tarrant´s Doctor yet again

Anne

Percentage of vote= 4%
Very few starship captains can carry off wearing a shell suit. For example Tarrant can´t.

Ash

Percentage of vote= 4%
Tarrant: "I believe this pod contains a Quagaar warrior, who will be able to give me a new hairstyle!"

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 4%
Vila: "Is that sposed to be a Dalek? It´s crap..."
Dayna: "And why´s it yellow??"

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 4%
Tarrant and Cally unpack and looked at their new ´droid-automatic-3000 series pleasure droids´ they had ordered and wondered if someone had made a mistake with their orders...

Paul Maddox

Percentage of vote= 4%
Tarrant: I recommend Daz, for whiter whites ...

clive_88

Percentage of vote= 4%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Tarrant: Two small yellow TARDISs, check! One doped up thief, check!

Craig


Tarrant: sorry, I didn´t realise I wasn´t supposed to let the big scarey monster out of the box

MadMat


The others were not pleased to be playing daleks to Tarrant´s Doctor yet again

Anne


And Tarrant walked out of the changing room: "What do you think of the crotchless front? Too much?"

Ash


Vila: Let´s get him!

Always leave the bathroom as you would wish to find it

Redflagger


In Tarrant´s last moments of life he bitterly regrets infusing carnivore genes into Cally, Vila, and Dayna via the teleport.

Marian


You three have been nicking my wardrobe again, haven´t you?

themadblonde


No one was impressed with Tarrant´s magic show, especially after the last volunteer didn´t survive.

Gilthanis


Everyone turned and looked at Vila in concern to the bad smell in the portiloos.

Ewan


They´d spent all day making Tarrant´s space invader costume and it was too short...

Futsie


Tarrant : "Avon said you have to give me one of the refrigerator boxes for my puppet theatre."

Vila: "But the three of us won´t fit in one lemonade stand! You´ll drive us out of business!

Tarrant: "Looking at your last customers, maybe that´s just as well."

Marian


Tarrant: There´s only one toilet cubicle, Vila, and I can´t think of a single good reason why you should go first.

Trilby


Vila: "Is that sposed to be a Dalek? It´s crap..."
Dayna: "And why´s it yellow??"
Cally: "You´re really weird, Tarrant."

Futsie


Tarrant: I recommend Daz, for whiter whites ...

clive_88


Vila: "Is that sposed to be a Dalek? It´s crap..."
Dayna: "And why´s it yellow??"

Futsie


Dayna: "oops...."

HarryHat


The crew look disgusted at Tarrant, now revealed as the Midnight Milk and Cookie thief.

Simon


Tarrant: " Whats the matter Vila, you look shocked!"

Vila: " I wouldn´t go into the toilet for awhile if I were any of ya!!"

zen


Tarrant: "And Avon´s under there, you say? Well I say we leave it right where it is..."

Futsie


Tarrant: " I´m a star fleet Captain, not a removal man!!, Vila YOU move them!!"

ZEN


Dayna: " When I say NOW, draw!"

Cally: " I think I´ll just stand over there near Dayna!!"

ZEN


Vila: " For the last time, Tarrant - I´m not going into the box so you can all stick swords in me!"

ZEN


Vila came out the changing-room, and was relieved to find eveyone didn´t like what they had to wear!

ZEN


Tarrant: "I believe this pod contains a Quagaar warrior, who will be able to give me a new hairstyle!"

Futsie


Tarrant and Cally unpack and looked at their new ´droid-automatic-3000 series pleasure droids´ they had ordered and wondered if someone had made a mistake with their orders...

Paul Maddox


Tarrant: All right, spit it out. What have you done with my personality?

Chameleon


Tarrant: " You put the empty cans in this one, & the bottles in the one over there!! OK! - whos forgot to bring them!!!

ZEN


Very few starship captains can carry off wearing a shell suit. For example Tarrant can´t.

Ash


Tarrant : I checked. Cramming People into Portaloos only counts toward the Galactic Record if they´re alive.
Vila: Bugger. Avon was right. I guess we´d better drag him out and resuscitate him.

Marian


Tarrant "So , I take it this isn`t the Bay City Rollers convention then?"

"Ahhhh , no"

Magic Pebble


The crew of the liberator had realised that they had arrived in a TARDIS service centre

Mr Stabby


Only Tarrant was daring, and tall, enough to peek in at Avon on the carzy...

Futsie


Tarrant "Looks like Dayna`s new `dumb dumb` bullet DOES work"


Magic Pebble


Tarrant and Cally had arrived too late; Vila and Dayna had already been transformed into Zombies.

Craig


"I called this meeting because I feel the ship is getting a bit messy these days..."

Ash


Tarrant [sternly]: Now, what have I told you before about clearing dead troopers away? Someone could trip over one and have an eye out.

Nico


Tarrant: Where´s Avon?
Dayna: But if that´s Tarrant--
Cally: --and it is--
Vila: --then we put the wrong hot-head in the fridge. Oh, no. How does ´abandon ship´ grab you?

Nico


Tarrant: All right you lot, what have you done with Avon?

Nico


Vila, Cally, and Dayna were embarrassed when Tarrant caught them playing ´Dr Who´.

Nico


Look I tell you, the new drier shrinks the clothes!

Bayleaf The Gardner


Tarrant: Naught! Naughty boys and girls! Now you just stay back and clean up this mess!

Jan


The crew were rather concerned when they saw Tarrant´s new stereo system...

Futsie


Dayna: No, Tarrant. The green bottles go in the other container, that one is for clear bottles.

MadMat


Villa: See, I told you it was Tarrant crapping in the portaloo

MadMat


Dayna "Now come on boys , don`t be silly"

Tarrant "It`s my wardrobe , I found it first"

Magic Pebble


Guiltily, the crew confessed to having nicked all the curly wurlys from the Liberator´s new vending machines

Mistress Tufty


Tarrant: So what do you want
Vila: Coffee White, No Sugar

Simon


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