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Competition 39 - picture from Gemma
This competition ended on: 27th April 2003

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 10


BLAKE: Mirror, signal, manoeuvre, Jenna. How many times?

John

Percentage of vote= 20%
JENNA: And the next one to grab my chest will get something worse than a punch in the face. Donīt think I canīt see where youīre looking, Avon.

Gemma

Percentage of vote= 20%
Blake was growing tired of Avonīs logical arguments against God, especially while Jenna was leading the ship prayer.

Gilthanis

Percentage of vote= 20%
Blake suddenly realised they had left half the crew behind on Centero.
Avon smiled, thinking how easy it would be to get rid of an innumerate rebel and a blonde pilot.

Nico

Percentage of vote= 10%
Blake and Avon were pissed at Jenna for ringing in on the question and giving the wrong answer!

Gilthanis

Percentage of vote= 10%
Avonīs telekinetic experiment at lowering the zip on Jennaīs dress was going well. It even had the unexpected bonus of giving Blake a terrific sinus headache.

Marian

Percentage of vote= 10%
Avonīs habit of poking people in the eyes was becoming tiresome.

Backdoor_uk

Percentage of vote= 10%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Shock turns to horror as Avon announces that Magic Pebble has made an appearance.

Ah well , every silver lining has a cloud !

Magic Pebble


No matter how many times they racked thier brains , no-one could figure out who they could get to play Jenna`s sister in the new B7 Movie.

Avon`s entheusiastic suggestion for Sarah Michelle Gellar was suprisingly rejected.

Although rumours say Shirley Bassey may play Servalan !"

Magic Pebble


Avon wondered if he would look as good as Jenna did in something diaphanous or whether he would try the leather, and Blake hoped he would find some more promising recruits on Cygnus Alpha.

Nico


Blake winced, realising that Avon had swapped the brake and turbo-charger buttons.

Nico


Blake suddenly realised they had left half the crew behind on Centero.
Avon smiled, thinking how easy it would be to get rid of an innumerate rebel and a blonde pilot.

Nico


Avon: Potato.

Martin


Nick Hancock: Now on They Think Itīs All Over, we move onto the "Feel-The-Blakeīs-7 character round". Iīm afraid we havenīt got any blindfolds this week, so Blake, Jenna, if youīd just like to close your eyes very tightly...

Can we have our first mystery guest please? You can start feeling now...
Jenna: Is it Orac?
Nick Hancock: No Jenna, thatīs not the guest, thatīs a worktop. Iīll give you a bonus point though for letting everyone stare at your chest without reservation.

Martin


Blake: Watch this, Avon. If I hold my nose long enough, Jenna will fall asleep standing up and we can ogle her breasts scott-free.

Martin


Jenna: No Avon, itīs my turn for karaoke now!

HarryHat


Blake was growing tired of Avonīs logical arguments against God, especially while Jenna was leading the ship prayer.

Gilthanis


Avonīs habit of poking people in the eyes was becoming tiresome.

Backdoor_uk


Blake: Not tonight Jenna Iīve got a headache....
Avon: He he he! Nowīs my chance!

HarryHat


(Insert tedious, childish fart joke here.)

Craig


Blake and Avon were pissed at Jenna for ringing in on the question and giving the wrong answer!

Gilthanis


Avon dared Jenna to put her hand in the blender, and Blake didnīt dare watch.

Craig


Avon: You forgot the Ouija board.

Backdoor_uk


BLAKE: Mirror, signal, manoeuvre, Jenna. How many times?

John


See no evil. Speak no evil. Spaced-out.

MadMat


Avon: paaaaaarp
Blake: Jeez, what the hell did you eat for breakfast?
Jenna: eewww, get off the flight deck you foul animal!

MadMat


Avonīs telekinetic experiment at lowering the zip on Jennaīs dress was going well. It even had the unexpected bonus of giving Blake a terrific sinus headache.

Marian


JENNA: And the next one to grab my chest will get something worse than a punch in the face. Donīt think I canīt see where youīre looking, Avon.

Gemma


Blake noticed that when he gently squeezed his eyeball he got an interesting glowing pattern of blobs and squares

BouncingAyatollah


The Captain and Tenille were continually harassed by an obsessive fan, and it was beginning to get to them.

AI


Bad hair day? Throbbing pain behind the eyes?? Terminal depression??? You need new Freedomfighterol!!! Guarenteed to relieve 9 out of 10 symptoms experienced by todayīs surging, aggressive revolutionary!!!!!

(Warning: Note suitable for telepaths, thieves, giants, or bohemians.

Craig


Being between Jenna and Avon was enough to give anyone a headache.

Craig


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