Shock turns to horror as Avon announces that Magic Pebble has made an appearance.
Ah well , every silver lining has a cloud !
No matter how many times they racked thier brains , no-one could figure out who they could get to play Jenna`s sister in the new B7 Movie.
Avon`s entheusiastic suggestion for Sarah Michelle Gellar was suprisingly rejected.
Although rumours say Shirley Bassey may play Servalan !"
Avon wondered if he would look as good as Jenna did in something diaphanous or whether he would try the leather, and Blake hoped he would find some more promising recruits on Cygnus Alpha.
Blake winced, realising that Avon had swapped the brake and turbo-charger buttons.
Blake suddenly realised they had left half the crew behind on Centero.
Avon smiled, thinking how easy it would be to get rid of an innumerate rebel and a blonde pilot.
Nick Hancock: Now on They Think Itīs All Over, we move onto the "Feel-The-Blakeīs-7 character round". Iīm afraid we havenīt got any blindfolds this week, so Blake, Jenna, if youīd just like to close your eyes very tightly...
Can we have our first mystery guest please? You can start feeling now...
Jenna: Is it Orac?
Nick Hancock: No Jenna, thatīs not the guest, thatīs a worktop. Iīll give you a bonus point though for letting everyone stare at your chest without reservation.
Blake: Watch this, Avon. If I hold my nose long enough, Jenna will fall asleep standing up and we can ogle her breasts scott-free.
Jenna: No Avon, itīs my turn for karaoke now!
Blake was growing tired of Avonīs logical arguments against God, especially while Jenna was leading the ship prayer.
Avonīs habit of poking people in the eyes was becoming tiresome.
Blake: Not tonight Jenna Iīve got a headache....
Avon: He he he! Nowīs my chance!
(Insert tedious, childish fart joke here.)
Blake and Avon were pissed at Jenna for ringing in on the question and giving the wrong answer!
Avon dared Jenna to put her hand in the blender, and Blake didnīt dare watch.
Avon: You forgot the Ouija board.
BLAKE: Mirror, signal, manoeuvre, Jenna. How many times?
See no evil. Speak no evil. Spaced-out.
Blake: Jeez, what the hell did you eat for breakfast?
Jenna: eewww, get off the flight deck you foul animal!
Avonīs telekinetic experiment at lowering the zip on Jennaīs dress was going well. It even had the unexpected bonus of giving Blake a terrific sinus headache.
JENNA: And the next one to grab my chest will get something worse than a punch in the face. Donīt think I canīt see where youīre looking, Avon.
Blake noticed that when he gently squeezed his eyeball he got an interesting glowing pattern of blobs and squares
The Captain and Tenille were continually harassed by an obsessive fan, and it was beginning to get to them.
Bad hair day? Throbbing pain behind the eyes?? Terminal depression??? You need new Freedomfighterol!!! Guarenteed to relieve 9 out of 10 symptoms experienced by todayīs surging, aggressive revolutionary!!!!!
(Warning: Note suitable for telepaths, thieves, giants, or bohemians.
Being between Jenna and Avon was enough to give anyone a headache.