"Are those real? Gizza squeeze."
.......You even think about doing ya
Rene & Renatta routine to Cally
& i`m gonna bop ya one Avon !!!
Avon:Cally ive got a cunning plan!
Avon found that Callys telepathic abilities were a bugger when it came to the punchlines.
A: See? If you pull that taut, then you pluck this part, it makes a sound!
C: Well, it has to be better than Dayna´s lyre!
Cally was not mused at Avons animted accusation tht she cheated during their game of charads.
THE DOCTOR ALT 8
Cally: Alri-... what the...?
Avon: Fake hand! Gets ´em every time! HAR HAR HAR!
Well now, paper beats stone! *I´ll* stay on watch, *you* clean up the galley after Vila´s latest culinary effort...
Avon: It´s my new Dayna remote control.
Cally: But she´s not moving.
Avon: Here, let me turn it on.
Continued from below- generate a clever caption for any picture given us, including this one. The federation will be at our knees.
Avon to Cally: When you put that last component in place, my new Quantum Caption Generator will be activated, allowing us to generate a clever caption
Cally: "Look see, I told you you cheated, haveing the Ace of spades up your sleeve on a bit of string!"
Avon: "but, I , err, it, err , kinda...."
Zen kept quiet, just in case.
Avon was annoyed Space Vandals had been at the Liberator´s aerial again, even Orac was fuming...
Avon: Well now, I tried to think of a witty and clever caption for this picture, but I give up.
Avon: Patty cake, patty cake... you´re not joining in Cally? And why are you looking at me like that Dayna?
Cally "What d`ya mean you`re spiderman"
C: Wierd elastic thingy!
the pulse degreer....get this..were out of time
Avon had to agree, pencils from Auron did indeed have a much more springy eraser
Don´t be silly Cally, if I pull any harder it will break.
Avon: Well it isn´t in my left hand.
DAYNA: Forget it, Avon. She´ll never get the hang of junior fishing challenge
As Cally was not familiar with "David and Goliath" Avon decided to demonstrate
Avon : What you both hate my new modern sculpture then?
Avons turn at charades:
Let me see, its a book ? Or a film?
A: I told you I could build a better mousetrap!
Avon : So you see my new invention can change the personality of even the most irritating idiot!
Cally : So when do we plug Tarrant into it ?
Avon: Look, if it bothers you THAT much I won't wear *MY* grey/black outfit Monday, Wednesday or Friday, weekends are free-for-all?
Avon: I hooked this used condom off the floor of Tarrant's room, now WHO'S RESPONSIBLE? Cally: (!?)Dayna: ( ...... uhhhh ... oooohhhh .... )
Avon:Aw come on Cally, another go please
Cally:OK One Potato, Two Potato.....
Avon: ...so Travis lifted it up to his eye, and I accidentally let go of the elastic...
Avon: ...and this is how I plan to take out Travis' good eye.
The girls were not convinced by Avon's demonstration of how 5 inches was, indeed, average.
Avon: OK Cally, arm wrestle. Loser gets to clean Tarrant's room.
Avon: (in winey, nasal voice) You'll like this - Noddelot, but you'll like it.
Dayna found it hard to keep a straight face as Avon's "elastic band in the neck" joke claimed another victim.
Cally: don't threaten me with that horrible hairdo!
Avon: Vila will LOVE this, if I squeeze the wrist even harder all the fingers inflate too...
Avon: You MUST have seen it, it was on a recliner in the rest room before you had a nap.
Cally: Avon, I have NOT seen your cheese!
"Cally, you and Dayna have RUINED my new prototype Orac!"
"We were making it into an automatic fishing machine,"