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Competition 38 - picture from Gemma
This competition ended on: 27th April 2003

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 13


Vila: What does it say?
Avon: Itīs from Blake. It says: Help me, Travis has captured me and is holding me prisoner in a nappy factory.

vix

Percentage of vote= 15%
Avon: it may be your best effort Villa, but Iīm still not sticking it on the fridge.

Backdoor_uk

Percentage of vote= 15%
Vila: Wassit say?
Avon: Oh no...
Vila: What? What?!?
Avon: It says "If youīre reading this, Vilaīs peeing down your leg."

Martin

Percentage of vote= 8%
AVON: Weīll need a contralto for this.

John

Percentage of vote= 8%
Itemised billing was always a stressful matter on Liberator, as Vila and Avon both tried to look shocked at the calls to "Sister Meegatīs House of Pleasure."

Gemma

Percentage of vote= 8%
Vila: Itīs a suicide note, Avon!
Avon: Let me see. Oh my God! Oh how terrible!
Vila: I know! Poor Jenna.
Avon: Yes. I mean look at the spelling! Thereīs only one P in "top myself".

Martin

Percentage of vote= 8%
Vila was hopeless at DIY; heīd hammered all his nails into Avon.

Craig

Percentage of vote= 8%
Even in the future Ikea instructions are impossible to understand.

Ash

Percentage of vote= 8%
Avon "Damn , it`s from Earth DVLA , they say it`s already been taken"

Villa "What has?"

Avon "T1 GER , oh well , just have to have K1 NKY then won`t we"

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 8%
Vila: I didnīt know that ORACīs lid came off.
Avon: Itīs not supposed to...

Backdoor_uk

Percentage of vote= 8%
Paul & Michael: They expect us to say THIS rubbish?

Annie

Percentage of vote= 8%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Avon "It`s from a female fan , yippee"

YOU`RE A STUD

(turns page) MISSING

Magic Pebble


Avon "What gets wetter as it dries ?"

Vila "Hmmmm.....tricky one"

Avon "Ah , it`s a towel !"

(C)2003 Ahhhhhh Inc.

Magic Pebble


Avon: It says, "Turn left at the torchy thing and you might meet an old friend. And if you canīt stand the heat, stay out of the A-line Converter Room."
Vila: This is the worst hunt Iīve been on. These Easter eggs had better be worth it.

Nico


Avon looked at the programme again. Yes, they were in the right place. Were he and Vila the only people at the Ship-Spotters Convention?

Nico


Vila: Wassit say?
Avon: Oh no...
Vila: What? What?!?
Avon: Itīs a load of bad Captions provided by Martin and Magic Pebble on the Blakeīs 7 fansite.

Martin


*******TV LICENCE OFFICE*******
Do you possess any kind of equipement that can pick up colour or black and white tv broadcasts? If so you need to send payment for a valid certificate.

Hmmmmm........Nope !

Magic Pebble


Vila: Wassit say?
Avon: Oh no...
Vila: What? What?!?
Avon: How should I know? This is the episode when everyone forgets how to read, remember?

Martin


Vila: Wassit say?
Avon: Oh no...
Vila: What? What?!?
Avon: It says "If youīre reading this, thereīs a small tit in a grey tunic reading over your shoulder."

Martin


Vila: Wassit say?
Avon: Oh no...
Vila: What? What?!?
Avon: It says "If youīre reading this, smile. Youīre the picture in this monthīs Caption Competition."

Martin


Vila: Wassit say?
Avon: Oh no...
Vila: What? What?!?
Avon: It says "If youīre reading this, Vilaīs peeing down your leg."

Martin


Avon "Damn , it`s from Earth DVLA , they say it`s already been taken"

Villa "What has?"

Avon "T1 GER , oh well , just have to have K1 NKY then won`t we"

Magic Pebble


Vila: Itīs a suicide note, Avon!
Avon: Let me see. Oh my God! Oh how terrible!
Vila: I know! Poor Jenna.
Avon: Yes. I mean look at the spelling! Thereīs only one P in "top myself".

Martin


Avon&Vila: Siiiiing something simple... as time goes by-yyy...

Martin


Avon: Vila, stop feeling my bum while Iīm reading.

Martin


Avon: Youīre pregnant

HarryHat


Avon: Congratulations you moron

HarryHat


Avon: it may be your best effort Villa, but Iīm still not sticking it on the fridge.

Backdoor_uk


Avon and Vila recieve the news that they are second cousins... four times removed...

Davia


Vila was hopeless at DIY; heīd hammered all his nails into Avon.

Craig


Even in the future Ikea instructions are impossible to understand.

Ash


Avon: Well now, how does this look?
Vila: Oh come on Avon! The modern office does not need a giant torch.

Craig


Vila: Dear Avon, sorry I donīt love you anymore, Travis looks better in tight leather AND his lazerons batteries donīt fizzle out...

Avon: Bastard! It only happened ONCE!!

HarryHat


The GroundForce design for the Liberator garden didnīt go down very well.

Kathryn Brown


Vila: What does it say?
Avon: Itīs from Blake. It says: Help me, Travis has captured me and is holding me prisoner in a nappy factory.

vix


V: Well, Avon? Hurry up and grade my report!

A: You misspelled your name, Vila. I donīt think youīll pass.

Gilthanis


Vila: I didnīt know that ORACīs lid came off.
Avon: Itīs not supposed to...

Backdoor_uk


"Oh come all ye faithful...."

MadMat


AVON: Weīll need a contralto for this.

John


Avon: now, Villa, note how the address on the envelope matches that on the door here.
Villa: yes, I see now. I think Iīm getting the hang of this courier work.

MadMat


Avon: Hmm. I recognize Blake, but is that Servalan on the bottom?
Vila: Or the top. Are you sure itīs right side up?
Avon:Iīm not even sure itīs possible...wait a second, thatīs *my* laser probe.

Marian


Paul & Michael: They expect us to say THIS rubbish?

Annie


Itemised billing was always a stressful matter on Liberator, as Vila and Avon both tried to look shocked at the calls to "Sister Meegatīs House of Pleasure."

Gemma


AVON: (reads) Taken the ship and the attractively burly rebel. Now on the way to Del Ten for a month of low-gravity leisure. Enjoy your stay on Fosforon and watch out for the deadly alien plague. Love, Jenna. Hmm.
VILA: Hang on a minute, thatīs Callyīs handwriting!
AVON: Itīs worse than that, Vila. This is Blakeīs notepaper.

Gemma


Avon: Their set meal for two seems reasonable...
Vila: Iīm not eating the chickenīs feet though!

BouncingAyatollah


Vila: Yep, itīs a blank piece of paper alright.

Craig


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