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Competition 30 - Picture from Gemma
This competition ended on: 25th March 2003

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 11


Vila waited for the right moment to take his weight off the table and catapult Avon to the floor.

Nico

Percentage of vote= 18%
Avon was miffed that Zukan had also worn black leather to the warlord summit, Soolin wondered if his hairstyle would look good on her, and Vila got ready to nick his wallet as he went past.

Nico

Percentage of vote= 18%
The queue for the Xenon base loo was becoming increasingly desparate as they all crossed their legs while trying to look casual.

Nico

Percentage of vote= 18%
Avon: "Ok Zukan it´s a deal: You break away for the Federation and we´ll do all or your ironing."

Backdoor

Percentage of vote= 9%
Avon sulked because Zukon could sashay better than he could...

terook

Percentage of vote= 9%
Team building workshops were always painful - after being locked in a room for two hours with a whiteboard, the group were still no closer to agreeing on how to bring the Federation down.

AI

Percentage of vote= 9%
Avon was really pissed off that Soolin had tried to iron his leather trousers and burned a hole in the rear.

Nico

Percentage of vote= 9%
Avon was irritated that Zukan could fit into his old third series leather pants...

Gilthanis

Percentage of vote= 9%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

The queue for the Xenon base loo was becoming increasingly desparate as they all crossed their legs while trying to look casual.

Nico


Avon was miffed that Zukan had also worn black leather to the warlord summit, Soolin wondered if his hairstyle would look good on her, and Vila got ready to nick his wallet as he went past.

Nico


The fat, camp photographer has dropped by to do a professional shoot for publicity. Avon goes first.
VILA: Like it, looks kindof dramatic. If a bit sulky.
SOOLIN: No, I reckon we should go more into the porn side. How about he takes his uniform off and wears a leather jockstrap in a similar style?

Snapdragon


Narrator: “Black features heavily in this years Federation couture.”

Backdoor_UK


Avon leant nonchalantly on the ironing board and scratched his leg when he thought no one was watching.

********


Tarrant, don´t you think there might be a better way to atract her attention than by impersonating Zeeona´s father?

Anne


Avon sulked because Zukon could sashay better than he could...

terook


Zukon is subjecting EVERYONE to a lecture on modelling...

solaris


Zukon is subjecting EVERYONE to a lecture on medelling...

solaris


Avon: All right, who broke wind?
Vila: It smelled like that when I got here.

Erik


They´d had to modify the ceiling beam specially for Zukan´s "bun"...

Futsie


Avon: "Ok Zukan it´s a deal: You break away for the Federation and we´ll do all or your ironing."

Backdoor


Negotiations were getting nowhere, both Avon and Zukan INSISTED it was THEIR fridge magnet.

BouncingAyatollah


Everyone wondered why Zukan had a lever sticking out of the back of his head.

Craig


Avon: "oh for goodness sakes Zukan!"
Villa & Soolin: "why do you think we´re sitting over here! wait Zukan, dont! please no! You know that smell corrodes Orac´s circuits!"

itchii


Villa: not bad, not bad, you´ve got some real potential there.
Soolin: I agree with Villa, keep training that voice and you´re on to a winner Zukan.
Avon: that was my favourite song... I say ´was´ because it´s not any more, you totally ruined it for me, you´re crap, you have no place entering this competition, stop wasting our time!

MadMat


Avon and Zukan tried the old "good cop, bad cop" routine to extract the location of orac out of Villa and Soolin

MadMat


It didn´t matter how many times Zukan asked and sulked - he could NOT buy Avon´s suit

some1


They couldn´t afford a table, so they settled for Og´s ironing board.

Craig


It didn´t matter how many times Zukon minced past him, there was no way Avon was going to proposition him.

Craig


Avon was irritated that Zukan could fit into his old third series leather pants...

Gilthanis


Helping Zukan pick out new boots each Saturday was an unfortunate obstacle to the rebellion.

Gemma


Vila waited for the right moment to take his weight off the table and catapult Avon to the floor.

Nico


Avon sulked because Zukan had shinier boots.

Nico


Avon was really pissed off that Soolin had tried to iron his leather trousers and burned a hole in the rear.

Nico


Avon always hated losing at musical chairs!

Christina


Team building workshops were always painful - after being locked in a room for two hours with a whiteboard, the group were still no closer to agreeing on how to bring the Federation down.

AI


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