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Competition 29
This competition ended on: 23rd February 2003

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 15


Blake: perhaps we should try nearer the docks


andy

Percentage of vote= 20%
Blake: Gan, that parrot on your shoulder is way too small ya know.
Gan: Yeah?, hehe, well that white duck on your head doesnīt look so cool either. Cīmon, pass the doobie, she ainīt looking.

MadMat

Percentage of vote= 20%
Blake and Gan look around carefully, sure that some of the trees were Ents...

t

Percentage of vote= 13%
Gan: Bugger. 19th century London again.
Blake: And where is that artful dodger Vila?

Nico

Percentage of vote= 7%
To Blake and Ganīs consternation, the dry ice machine in the leather bar had been set to "eleven".

AI

Percentage of vote= 7%
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Passenger 57

Percentage of vote= 7%
Gan: Are you sure itīs a good idea to stand under this streetlight with our hands on our hips like this?
Blake: Donīt worry, itīs all part of the plan, anyway you did remember to wear that industrially reinforced underwear we made for the mission didnīt you? .... didnīt you? .... Gan?
Gan: Avon - TELEPORT NOW!

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 7%
Gan: Three leaves, four leaves, five.......
Blake: One brain cell, tw- ........nope thats is

Ross

Percentage of vote= 7%
Blake, this is not Sherwood Forest, we are not fighting King John and the Sheriff of Nottingham and I am not Little John.


Ox

Percentage of vote= 7%
"I thought we used lead free cars these days!"

Chris F

Percentage of vote= 7%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Blake: Bloody English weather.


Psychic Psycho


"Timmm-berrrrrrrr!"

(splat)

Futsie


Gan: Ok, nobodyīs looking, grab it!
Blake: Right, Iīll get the trunk, you hold the roots

MadMat


BLAKE: So what is this accursed place?
GAN: I call it, Gantoria!

Tarr


Blake: perhaps we should try nearer the docks


andy


Busy gazing at the lesser-spotted green warbler, Blake and Gan are blissfully unaware of the tree creeping up behind them

Frugal


Blake, this is not Sherwood Forest, we are not fighting King John and the Sheriff of Nottingham and I am not Little John.


Ox


While Gan wasnīt looking, Blake prepared to cock his leg up the same tree Avon had peed on earlier...

Futsie


Ho ho ho! Green gi-ant!

Futsie


Gan: "This surface is a bit squishy..."
Blake: "Thatīs why I always wear wellies..."

Futsie


Blake: Gan, that parrot on your shoulder is way too small ya know.
Gan: Yeah?, hehe, well that white duck on your head doesnīt look so cool either. Cīmon, pass the doobie, she ainīt looking.

MadMat


Blake: Iīm sure Avon said heīd meet us here at 8, itīs very unlike him to miss a satanic ritual.

MadMat


Blake and Gan look around carefully, sure that some of the trees were Ents...

t


Blake "Aright , have it your own way , you can be Hercules , just so long as I can be Xena"

"Now , where`s my chakrum got to"

Passenger 57


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G: What is this stuff?

B: Oh, itīs just Jenna using her hairspray again!

GIlthanis


Avon! Vila! This isnīt funny, get us out of here! Avon! Avon!

Bea


Play misty for me!

Christina


B: So, how does this part go again?

G: Put your hands on your hips, then bring your knees in tight... No, no! Youīll never learn the Time Warp!

Gilthanis


Gan: Where is Buffy when you need her?

Backdoor


Blake "I`ll trade you a full box of king size Snickers for a bite of that Nestle Caramac bar"

Gan "Noooope"

Blake "Just a nibble then"

Passenger 57


"I thought we used lead free cars these days!"

Chris F


Blake: "Gan... I think weīve walked onto the īHounds of the Baskervilleī set?"

Christina


Blake whiled away hours by getting Gan to "LOOK UP THERE!" yet again then poking his tongue out.

BouncingAyatollah


Gan: Are you sure itīs a good idea to stand under this streetlight with our hands on our hips like this?
Blake: Donīt worry, itīs all part of the plan, anyway you did remember to wear that industrially reinforced underwear we made for the mission didnīt you? .... didnīt you? .... Gan?
Gan: Avon - TELEPORT NOW!

BouncingAyatollah


Gan: Three leaves, four leaves, five.......
Blake: One brain cell, tw- ........nope thats is

Ross


Blake: Which way now then "Little John"? (snigger)
Gan: Iīm gonna hit you SOOOO hard!!?

BouncingAyatollah


Blake: "Plaant yure braassicas in May, cuvvur theirmm... in Mulch..."
Gan: "Oo-ar!"

Futsie


Ah, itīs good to (cof) get out of the city (hack) into the countryside (choke gag) and breathe in the fresh (splutter hack gag braaack hack hack...)

Futsie


To Blake and Ganīs consternation, the dry ice machine in the leather bar had been set to "eleven".

AI


Gan-"Isnīt that cute! Avonīs found a bear cub."
Blake-"Where?"
Gan-"Heīs right in front of the mother bear... oops."

Marian


Blake: "Pssst! Wanna buy an Ewok?"

Futsie


Gan: "Admit it Blake, you havenīt got a clue where the scout hut is have you?"

Futsie


You know Blake, itīs a real shame that the studio sets wonīt match this location footage at all.

Ox


G: Weīve got to stop having beans for lunch.

Gilthanis


GAN: The Larch! The Pine! The Giant Redwood tree! The Sequoia! The Little Whopping Rule Tree! Weīd sing! Sing! Sing!
BLAKE: Avon, the sedative.

Gemma


blake: " Listen gan, if you so much as sing ī if we go down to the woodsī again, youīve hade it!!"

Zen


Gan "I think i`ll turn over a new leaf"

Blake "another one?"

Magic Pebble


"I think that spaceship`s landing near here"

"It`s landing VERY near here"

"Oh $#!%()* !!!"

Magic Pebble


Gan: " Listen Blake, itīs no good! - I canīt see the forest for the trees"

ZEN


Gan tried to ignore Blakeīs `jokeī that heīd found a foolproof way of getting wood without looking at Jenna.

Craig


Gan: You know, itīs places like this that make me wish weīd done "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves".
Blake: What makes you say that?
Gan: Well, Vila would look perfect in tights and a little green hat.....

Laicairiel


Blake: My goodness, itīs Orlando Bloom.....
Gan: You silly man....thatīs Legolas Greenleaf. Havenīt you ever read Tolkien?

Laicairiel


Gan: Are you sure these sulfuric acid mists are safe?
Blake: Bloody hell, we forgot the environmental suits!!!!!!! Acckkk....

Laicairiel


Gan: Bugger. 19th century London again.
Blake: And where is that artful dodger Vila?

Nico


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