Dayna: "And you say she cut it off for no reason at all? Pass me my magnifying glass."
gas man jim
If you squint hard enough, you can just about make out the ratings for this season.
V: Do you think I should have that put back in?
Vila: Still, itīs an interesting colour...
Dayna : " We`e billons of spacials away from Scotland yet I swear this is a haggis dropping !"
THE DOCTOR ALT 8
When Peter Alliss said "A bogey at the fourteenth" he didnīt quite mean this.
Oh, can it be true? That I hold here in my mortal hands a nugget of purest green!
Vila: Did you just see someone walking a dog in the distance? Dayna: Ewwww... would .. explain ... THIS!
.......The morning after the night before.......
Villa "Where are we ?"
Dayna "This tattoo reads `I LOVE VILLA` "
Vila: "Hurry up and spit it out! Itīs MY turn with the chewing gum!"
Dayna: Oh yeah? You think itīs easy to hit a moving target at fifty metres with a contact lens missing?
Vila: Admit it Dayna, weīre lost.
Dayna: Damn these cheap Christmas cracker compasses!
Yikes ! they`ve found us
Look over there Vila , what do you see ?
It`s just a small bunch of trees
It`s the C O P S E !!!
Vila: I know they cut the budget for this season but if thats all their going to pay us, I quit.
its boreing but true....i did find it
Dayna: Was that a spot of rain ?
Vila: Oops, sorry, I just sneezed!
Dayna: Donīt be daft Vila, what would a giant spider called Brian want with this?
Dayna: I think he wants us to follow him ?
Vila: The man said that if you plant them, a great big beanstalk will grow.
D: It's OK, the invisible neutron beard's still in place. I'll activate it along with your invisible weapon arm when we get into the complex.
Dayna:Im not getting very good reception here, do you mind if I use your mobile?
Dayna: this is my new top secret mini-weapon. It has a tooth holder and you fire it like.... ooops...where is it?
Vila: Take 2 and call me in the morning
Dayna: Bloomin' bleepers always going off when I don't want it to.
V: Does it look infected to you?
Vila: Whats the matter, Dayna ? Forgotten your lines again ?
Vila: Bless you
Vila: Go on - I know it looks bad, but I assure you it's very nutritional.
Vila: Does it hurt? I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to come out like that.
Vila: When that happens to me, it leave it under my pillow, for the tooth fairy
This is how big it is? I can hardly see it!
Dayna: Twenty .. four .. five .. twenty seven pence!
Vila: Bugger! It's miles! We'll have to walk...
Dayna: It's only a little bit of blood Vila...
Vila: Only a bit of blood you say, WHERE'S MY RIGHT ARM!?
Dayna: Well I did say don't drink it Tarrant, you'd better hope you return to normal size when it wears off!
Dayna: Euuuurgh, did you bring the tissues, Vila?
Vila: Dayna I don't care how good a tracker you are, if you put that in your mouth and taste it I'm going to be physically sick!
"You have NO idea what this rebelling does for your nails"
"Dayna, if you've finished checking your makeup I'd like to get back to the ship. I'm freezing my bum off out here!"