Travis arrived all dressed up for the Halloween party... only to discpver that it was the middle of May!
Your honour, this man is accused of the most heinous crime ever seen in Hollywood... being a bald albino!
Marrying crash test dummies was perfectly legal in California...
In order to understand Avon´s delicate blend of Sadism and Meglomania, one need only take a glimpse at the initiation ceremony´s from his university days
Travis had got himself completely plastered...
"Stand up straight, you bonehead!"
Ven Glynd (whispers): Okay, now wiggle him to make it look like he´s still alive.
Travis: "Help somebody! Glub! I´ve been sick in here! Orrp!"
As usuall the BBC continuity team cocked up again, synchronising the plastic surgery episode with the switch from stephen to brian proved too much for them.
(Voice over announcer): Been in a bad accident? The lawyers at Glynd, Smith and Barney can help!
"AND NOW GIRLS, WITH THE CONCLUSION OF ´THE BACHELOR´ WE REVEAL OUR MYSTERY MAN...
The demonstration of NHS dentistry techniques didn´t exactly go to plan.
"So , we meet again , meeeester Bond"
Return of the Mummy... Again!
Everyone politely "ignored" the last chocolate in the box on the table.
Ven Glynd´s assistant wasn´t so sure the papier-mache on a balloon, ping pong ball cut in half, 2 bits of broom handle nailed together and old curtain would fool anyone. In fact people were already staring behing Glynd´s back.
The Autons invade from another certain well known program
Glynd: Thus my client is claiming damages against the manufacturer of said dandruff shampoo...
Glynd: So you see your honour, as he bit into it the Pop-Tart exploded...
Judge: So I see ... he still has a strawberry on his cloak.
Avon (off shot): Oi! Glynd, that´s MY natty invisible walking stick I think you´ll find...
(from corridor) "By the POWER of GraySkull!!!"
Skeletor: Arse! That´s all I need.
Ven Glynd: "My client can´t do any communi´y service or ´is ´ead might fall orf, yerronna..."
Ven Glynd-"It´s not fair! My life-size papier-mache rebel leader should have won the science fair instead of that stupid model city made out of salt-cellars."
Glynd: What do you mean, "That´s not what I meant."? You told me to bring my mummy!
During his university years Avon was often hauled up in court for kicking trick-or-treaters.
"This man is suffering from an extreme case of Tellytubbyitas , I have to operate right now"
Van Glynd was shocked to see Avon using a helpless man for darts practise.
By series 2 Blake´s perm was so bad it had to be covered up to hide the horror.
We found him lurking under the Federation Opera House.
Darth Vader in the making.
Servalan (off camera): My, Travis, you´ve never looked better. Just perfect for my "Cleopatra" dominatrix catsuit.
Big burly extra: So, this guy just had 3rd degree burns?
Travis: Yes, you twit, and that huuurrrttttsss!!!!!
And now, for our experiment on mummification while alive......
....."And here`s one I made earlier"
A clip from the classic Blue Peter episode
`Made To Order , Clerical Orders`