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Competition 28
This competition ended on: 23rd February 2003

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 14


Travis had got himself completely plastered...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 36%
(Voice over announcer): Been in a bad accident? The lawyers at Glynd, Smith and Barney can help!

Gilthanis

Percentage of vote= 14%
Travis arrived all dressed up for the Halloween party... only to discpver that it was the middle of May!

dieter

Percentage of vote= 14%
Marrying crash test dummies was perfectly legal in California...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 7%
"So , we meet again , meeeester Bond"


Passenger 57

Percentage of vote= 7%
Van Glynd was shocked to see Avon using a helpless man for darts practise.

Craig

Percentage of vote= 7%
Glynd: Thus my client is claiming damages against the manufacturer of said dandruff shampoo...

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 7%
The Autons invade from another certain well known program

Ross

Percentage of vote= 7%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Travis arrived all dressed up for the Halloween party... only to discpver that it was the middle of May!

dieter


Your honour, this man is accused of the most heinous crime ever seen in Hollywood... being a bald albino!

some1


Marrying crash test dummies was perfectly legal in California...

Futsie


In order to understand Avon´s delicate blend of Sadism and Meglomania, one need only take a glimpse at the initiation ceremony´s from his university days

Tarr


Travis had got himself completely plastered...

Futsie


"Stand up straight, you bonehead!"

Futsie


Ven Glynd (whispers): Okay, now wiggle him to make it look like he´s still alive.

Ox


Travis: "Help somebody! Glub! I´ve been sick in here! Orrp!"

Futsie


As usuall the BBC continuity team cocked up again, synchronising the plastic surgery episode with the switch from stephen to brian proved too much for them.

MadMat


(Voice over announcer): Been in a bad accident? The lawyers at Glynd, Smith and Barney can help!

Gilthanis


"AND NOW GIRLS, WITH THE CONCLUSION OF ´THE BACHELOR´ WE REVEAL OUR MYSTERY MAN...

Christina


The demonstration of NHS dentistry techniques didn´t exactly go to plan.

Backdoor


"So , we meet again , meeeester Bond"


Passenger 57


Return of the Mummy... Again!

Christina


Everyone politely "ignored" the last chocolate in the box on the table.

BouncingAyatollah


Ven Glynd´s assistant wasn´t so sure the papier-mache on a balloon, ping pong ball cut in half, 2 bits of broom handle nailed together and old curtain would fool anyone. In fact people were already staring behing Glynd´s back.

BouncingAyatollah


The Autons invade from another certain well known program

Ross


Glynd: Thus my client is claiming damages against the manufacturer of said dandruff shampoo...

BouncingAyatollah


Glynd: So you see your honour, as he bit into it the Pop-Tart exploded...
Judge: So I see ... he still has a strawberry on his cloak.

BouncingAyatollah


Avon (off shot): Oi! Glynd, that´s MY natty invisible walking stick I think you´ll find...

BouncingAyatollah


(from corridor) "By the POWER of GraySkull!!!"
Skeletor: Arse! That´s all I need.

BouncingAyatollah


Ven Glynd: "My client can´t do any communi´y service or ´is ´ead might fall orf, yerronna..."

Futsie


Ven Glynd-"It´s not fair! My life-size papier-mache rebel leader should have won the science fair instead of that stupid model city made out of salt-cellars."

Marian


Glynd: What do you mean, "That´s not what I meant."? You told me to bring my mummy!

Gilthanis


During his university years Avon was often hauled up in court for kicking trick-or-treaters.

Gemma


"This man is suffering from an extreme case of Tellytubbyitas , I have to operate right now"

Magic Pebble


Van Glynd was shocked to see Avon using a helpless man for darts practise.

Craig


By series 2 Blake´s perm was so bad it had to be covered up to hide the horror.

Craig


We found him lurking under the Federation Opera House.

Nico


Darth Vader in the making.

Laicairiel


Servalan (off camera): My, Travis, you´ve never looked better. Just perfect for my "Cleopatra" dominatrix catsuit.

Laicairiel


Big burly extra: So, this guy just had 3rd degree burns?
Travis: Yes, you twit, and that huuurrrttttsss!!!!!

Laicairiel


And now, for our experiment on mummification while alive......

Laicairiel


....."And here`s one I made earlier"

A clip from the classic Blue Peter episode

`Made To Order , Clerical Orders`

Magic Pebble


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