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Competition 27
This competition ended on: 23rd February 2003

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 16


Jenna: OH! I´m SORRY! If I´d known you and Cally were so engrossed in your precious 2 player game of Asteroids I wouldn´t have bothered!

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 19%
He was a boy, they were two girls. Could it be any more obvious?

Ox

Percentage of vote= 13%
Avon: This was a private conversation, Jenna.
Cally: [looking at Avon´s bulge] They´ll all know soon now you´re showing, Avon. We may as well announce it now. Jenna, our union has been blessed.

Vilakins

Percentage of vote= 6%
Jenna: "You mean...?"
Avon: "Yes. We´re trapped. In a giant washing machine."
Jenna: "(Gasp!) Oh no!"

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 6%
J: Avon, stop looking down my shirt!
A: I was doing nothing of the sort!
C: (thinking) Damn! Why did I wear a turtle neck today?

Gilthanis

Percentage of vote= 6%
Avon was unsure about playing Bungle in the `Rainbow` game

until he realised that Jenna was playing Zippy !!!

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 6%
Cally and Avon both looked a bit sheepish being caught playing the "stick the pipe on top of your head" game

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 6%
"BBBBUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP, sorry!"

Chris F

Percentage of vote= 6%
The Liberator was going so fast that some stars had got trapped on the edge of the window

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 6%
After beating Cally and Avon at poker, Jenna hoped it wasn´t obvious she´d hid her winnings in her brasierre.

Laicairiel

Percentage of vote= 6%
Avon: All right then, go on, I dare you!
Cally: He doesn´t know....
Jenna: The hills are alive...

Chameleon

Percentage of vote= 6%
You can tell a Wella Woman by the way she wears her hair. You can tell a Wella Woman anywhere!

Christina

Percentage of vote= 6%
Cally (thinking): He´s just told Soolin, so why didn´t he tell ME we were getting married?

dieter

Percentage of vote= 6%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Avon: This was a private conversation, Jenna.
Cally: [looking at Avon´s bulge] They´ll all know soon now you´re showing, Avon. We may as well announce it now. Jenna, our union has been blessed.

Vilakins


Avon: Don´t worry, Jenna. Cally won´t suspect a thing.
Jenna: (Notices Cally) Errr...

Psychic Psycho


Jenna: "You mean...?"
Avon: "Yes. We´re trapped. In a giant washing machine."
Jenna: "(Gasp!) Oh no!"

Futsie


The B7 performance of A Midsummer Night´s Dream...

Futsie


Avon: All right then, go on, I dare you!
Cally: He doesn´t know....
Jenna: The hills are alive...

Chameleon


Cally suddenly realised that life onboard the Liberator would become even more unbearable now that Avon had stolen Vila´s copy of "How to pick up Girls with Hypnosis".

Tarr


Jenna: You and Cally! So Vila and Blake were right!
Cally (thinks): There´s no point in hiding it now, not now Avon´s showing. Now how do I tell him it´s not middle-age spread?

Vilakins


Avon: Well now, we´ll just have to SEE then won´t WE!

Ross


Cally wasn´t too pleased when Avon took her out to a strip bar, especially when it turned out that Jenna was earning some extra cash at the club that night.

MadMat


Cally (thinking): He´s just told Jenna, so why didn´t he tell ME we were getting married?

dieter


Cally (thinking): He´s just told Soolin, so why didn´t he tell ME we were getting married?

dieter


Cally: (thinking) Why was Jenna chosen to play Juliet?

Gilthanis


You can tell a Wella Woman by the way she wears her hair. You can tell a Wella Woman anywhere!

Christina


Jenna: #"you put your left arm in..."
Avon: "I really don´t thing we can play ´Hoaky Cokey´ with three of us"
Cally: (thinks: I wish I´d put on clean underware)

Backdoor


Gallantly , Avon rushes to the aid of the victims of Vila`s latest practical joke.

Avon "Don`t worry girls , i`m a dab hand with superglue !"

Passenger 57


"BBBBUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP, sorry!"

Chris F


Avon: "It was you who ate that last piece of Cadbury, wasn´t it?"
Jenna: "Who moi?"

Christina


Cally and Avon both looked a bit sheepish being caught playing the "stick the pipe on top of your head" game

BouncingAyatollah


Avon: Sorry, what were you saying? I had my headphones on.

BouncingAyatollah


Jenna: OH! I´m SORRY! If I´d known you and Cally were so engrossed in your precious 2 player game of Asteroids I wouldn´t have bothered!

BouncingAyatollah


The Liberator was going so fast that some stars had got trapped on the edge of the window

BouncingAyatollah


He was a boy, they were two girls. Could it be any more obvious?

Ox


Jenna utterly failed to tuck the tissue back into her brasierre without Cally and Avon noticing.

Ox


Jenna: "Why the interest in bra´s all of a sudden??"
Cally (thinks): Coz it looks like he´s starting to need one...

Futsie


J: Avon, stop looking down my shirt!
A: I was doing nothing of the sort!
C: (thinking) Damn! Why did I wear a turtle neck today?

Gilthanis


AVON: Your feminine wiles are no match for my manliness Servalan.
JENNA: Oh, Space Commander!

Cally thinks: Why did I agree to play the mutoid?

Gemma


AVON: Jenna, is that Blake´s aftershave you´re wearing?
JENNA: Errrr . . .
CALLY: So *that´s* why Avon always smells of Auron Pine.

Gemma


Jenna: "Pretentious! Moi?"

AI


After the ^Orac^le had refused to help him , Avon considered asking some of the three wise monkeys for help


Footnote: Sorry , it`s been a long week !

Magic Pebble


Avon knew that Jenna´s money wouldn´t be safe from Vila, even if she kept it around her neck.

Craig


Jenna was shocked to see that half of Avon´s neck was missing.

Craig


Cally was depressed as she found that Avon could have a moment of sexual tension with another woman.

Craig


Avon hadn´t told anyone about his X-Ray vision.

Craig


Cally sulked as she realised that Jenna had yet again gotten the sexy outfit first.

Craig


Jenna: You...you mean it´s all over between us?
Avon: You borrowed my hair-dryer once too often.
Cally, the ´other woman´, hoped Avon wouldn´t notice the curly hair in his styling brush.

Nico


Avon: No, Jenna, you can´t have any Pepto-Bismal. We used it for the "Wake Up Juice" for Vila´s hangovers.

Laicairiel


After beating Cally and Avon at poker, Jenna hoped it wasn´t obvious she´d hid her winnings in her brasierre.

Laicairiel


Cally: I´m telling you, I have this feeling that Jenna´s replacement heart is malfuncioning.
Avon: There´s no need to worry, I programmed it myself.

Laicairiel


Jenna had to hold herself from back-handing Avon when he said she couldn´t have the window seat.

Laicairiel


Their eyes met across a not-very-crowded room.

Nico


Avon was unsure about playing Bungle in the `Rainbow` game

until he realised that Jenna was playing Zippy !!!

Magic Pebble


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