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Competition 26 - Picture from Gilthanis
This competition ended on: 24th January 2003

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 22


While Sarkoff rabbitted on about 20th century wallpaper, Blake concentrated on holding back a massive and undiplomatic ripper.

Vilakins

Percentage of vote= 14%
Now, this a video editing device. I might be able to erase Avon from most of the scenes, but unfortunately you´re going to do a lot of talking to yourself......

Laicairiel

Percentage of vote= 14%
Blake was sure his drink had been spiked, one minute he was sitting on the flight deck couch laughing with the others - the next in a psychedelic basement with Liberace...

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 14%
Blake: "One.........to..........many!"

Ross

Percentage of vote= 9%
Blake, ´Hippy Hippy Shake´ is the only thing I know how to play.
But you said it´d be a disco!!

dieter

Percentage of vote= 9%
Blake.. I don´t know how to say this... We´re going to have to break it off. I´m sorry....but he´s got a lazeron. It all happened so fast... I´m sure you understand...

HarryHat

Percentage of vote= 9%
While Sarkoff recounted his days at boarding school with Avon, Blake tried to "control his excitement"... ;)

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 5%
Sarkoff: "Well, it´s a biggie! Got any roach material?"
Blake: "Whurrr?"

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 5%
Karaoke Night was only going downhill, until the keyboardist finally refused to keep playing the "Macarena" for Blake.

Chaos

Percentage of vote= 5%
Sarkoff: "...and when I snap my fingers you will have no memory of this conversation, but every time you hear the words ´Down and Safe´ you will not be able to stop yourself from evacuating your bowels..."

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 5%
Sarkoff distracted the crew with a cheerful tune, all the while levitating a small shovel towards Blake´s head.

Gemma

Percentage of vote= 5%
To improve his odds in the next round of the Galactic billiards match Blake tried to bribe the referee to tamper with Avon´s cue

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 5%
Blake, you know you´re not the only one who´s ever had this problem. I´ve had that unfresh feeling too.

Sarajane

Percentage of vote= 5%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Sarkoff´s Amateur Hammond Organ Night was not a cult success.

Ox


Blake.. I don´t know how to say this... We´re going to have to break it off. I´m sorry....but he´s got a lazeron. It all happened so fast... I´m sure you understand...

HarryHat


Sarkoff: "...and when I snap my fingers you will have no memory of this conversation, but every time you hear the words ´Down and Safe´ you will not be able to stop yourself from evacuating your bowels..."

Futsie


Blake : Avon, I dont care if Pino is you robot friend, get back up here and sort Orac out NOW

kaz


Blake: So you´re telling me it´s terminal...
Sarkoff: Yes. It looks like Zen´s been infected by Avon meddling syndrome.

Laicariel


Now, this a video editing device. I might be able to erase Avon from most of the scenes, but unfortunately you´re going to do a lot of talking to yourself......

Laicairiel


Okay, I´ll GIVE you my collection of Rolling Stones eight tracks if you just tell Earth that I REALLY REALLY wanted to come back....and got killed on the way.

Laicairiel


" See even superhero´s need to scratch themselves there occassionally! "

kyzka@bigpond.com


Sarkoff distracted the crew with a cheerful tune, all the while levitating a small shovel towards Blake´s head.

Gemma


During an unexpected visit, Blake tries to retain his dignity while hoping Sarkoff won´t spot Avon´s boxers lying under the desk.

Gemma


While Sarkoff rabbitted on about 20th century wallpaper, Blake concentrated on holding back a massive and undiplomatic ripper.

Vilakins


Blake, ´Hippy Hippy Shake´ is the only thing I know how to play.
But you said it´d be a disco!!

dieter


Karaoke Night was only going downhill, until the keyboardist finally refused to keep playing the "Macarena" for Blake.

Chaos


While Sarkoff recounted his days at boarding school with Avon, Blake tried to "control his excitement"... ;)

Futsie


Blake: "Ewww... look at what´s coming out NOW... remind me never to give Gan another vindaloo..."
Sarkoff: "What are we going to do? The jumbo toilet roll´s nearly all used up..."

Futsie


We sell spoons not Glasses, sorry Blake.

Zapdog


Pardon me, but could you find some place other than my desk to relieve yourself.

Ox


After the assistant had painstakingly wrapped up the present, Blake realised with horror he´d left his money on the Liberator.

BouncingAyatollah


To improve his odds in the next round of the Galactic billiards match Blake tried to bribe the referee to tamper with Avon´s cue

BouncingAyatollah


B: Well, Doctor? What can you do about my... um... problem?

D: I have a suppository for you right here.

Gilthanis


Sarkoff: I can´t believe you did that. What sort of vandal would eat the last known example of a 20th century doughnut.
Blake: One with a cast iron stomach?

Gil


Blake, you know you´re not the only one who´s ever had this problem. I´ve had that unfresh feeling too.

Sarajane


Blake was sure his drink had been spiked, one minute he was sitting on the flight deck couch laughing with the others - the next in a psychedelic basement with Liberace...

BouncingAyatollah


Blake was regretting agreeing to Galactic Can´t Cook Won´t Cook, complete with an android version of that one that looks like a dwarf.

BouNcingAyatollah


Blake was amazed Tony Hart looked so different in real life, in fact he looked like Nicholas Parsons. Whatever - at least while he was here he could get him to knock up a few neutron blasters and teleport bracelets.

BoucningAyatollah


Blake: It´s terrible! Despite my diet, I... I... I ate a CHOCOLATE CAKE!!

dieter


Blake: "One.........to..........many!"

Ross


Sarkoff: "Well, it´s a biggie! Got any roach material?"
Blake: "Whurrr?"

Futsie


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