..and for another thing... why are we called ´Blake´s 7´ it´s MY ship!!!!
Avon : Servalan seems a pussycat when Jenna is having one of her strops!!
Villa : That´s the last time I tell her Servalan has the better outfits
Jenna: I´m not letting any of you go until you promise....me an Blake for one entire episode...alone on an isolated planet.
Cally: No way in hell.
Gan: My god, have you ever heard of Beano, Jenna?
Cally: Why torture us when you could go to the loo?
Avon: Come on, Cally. We all have our twisted desires....
Cally: You think you´re so tall and glamorous...well, wait till I get out of here...
Avon: Shh, Cally, we can all hear your thoughts!
Suddenly, Blake got a very bright idea!
Cherie Blair´s blonde appearence had the whole cabinet fooled MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
And now - STAND UP! Ahh, Jenna loses - I didn´t say "Simon says"!
After Jenna´s fifth solo, the crew agreed to let Avon pick the entertainment next time.
The idea of bondage games had sounded interesting when Jenna suggested it, but now only Cally really seemed into it.
Vila: Don´t just stand there, Jenna, move me away from Blake. He had the beans for lunch.
Blake: It´s not my fault. I had to hold it in so Sarkoff would come back with me and I have my limits.
While Jenna jeered at the Amagons´ prisoners, Gan took the rare opportunity to check out her bum at an unusual and rather flattering angle.
Jenna: I´m the king of the castle, and you´re the dirty rascals.
Vila: Flattery will get you nowhere.
JENNA: My, my, my... Look what we have here. "Let´s leave Jenna on the Liberator to mind the teleport. /She/ won´t be useful on this mission..."
AVON: Incidentally, Jenna, how were you planning to get us all back to the Liberator, now that we´re all on the planet surface?
JENNA: ....Er. Whoops.
When the scene called for the crew to sit down, Jenna´s secret was out - she was actually a cardboard cut-out...
They didn´t need to handcuff Jenna. They just put a full length mirror on the opposite wall and she wasn´t going ANYWHERE!
Jenna: Why can´t I have some bondage too ?
There were signs that the Vogue cover shoot was going badly, but no one expected.....
Right! Now I´M in charge of the Liberator, and we´re ALL going to MY hairdresser.
KARAOKE NIGHT ON THE LIBERATOR:
Jenna made sure she´d be the only one singing though
If I can get free by myself then so can the rest of you.
The Liberator crew were depressed to find that they´d all been captured by Farrah Fawcett.
Jenna: "And you can all STAY here until one of you owns up to balancing that bucket of white paint over the door!"
(others}: " Yeeeeees miiiiiisss ..."
Vila: You know - I COULD open the lock if only we had a giant stripey paperclip and an 8ft lightbulb (sigh)
Jenna was miffed at losing the first round of "Musical Floors"
Prin-cess char-ming! Prin-cess char-ming! A 70´s hair-cut is nothing to be scared of.
Jenna: So What Do You Think?
Vila: For gods sake Jenna you wear the same cat suit every week!
Everyone was getting bored with playing ´duck - duck - goose´.
"My hair does not look like an Afghan hound - that it.... I´m going home and I´m taking my handcuff keys with me. I don´t want to play any more.
"Jenna sit down - just because they´ve installed a rope light doesn´t mean that this toilet cystern is a disco. Beside´s - your John Travolta impression is crap."
The Xmas party was a real let-down, after all the effort setting up the disco lights, Jenna returned from the Off-Licence empty handed. It was shut.
Avon: Sit down Jenna, you´re making me edgy.
Jenna: Sorry Avon, I couldn´t fart sitting down.
Jenna: The light... the light...
Cally: Jenna, you´re not a moth!
All right, just because YOU´VE mastered the grand art of standing up and we haven´t doesn´t mean you can be so smug about it!
The crew had decided to a Christmas production of Snow White and the seven dwarves... Jenna´s chronic dandruff was the snow...