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Competition 24 - Picture from Gilthanis
This competition ended on: 24th January 2003

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 26


Vila: "Hang on, Iīve nearly got his muzzle off!"
Gan: "A fiver on Blake!"
Cally: "A tenner on Avon!"
GRRR GRRR SNARRRL GRRR!

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 27%
Avon was quite tired of Vila and his nit-picking.

Ox

Percentage of vote= 12%
Here after several hours in solitary isolation we see behaviour patterns revert to primitive forms - an aggressive male guards the troop from attack, the lowest in the pecking order reverts to grooming skills and others watch on inquisitively.

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 12%
Avon: Vila, you canīt remove them from that angle.
Vila: I donīt care about the fluffy dice in his nose! I want the antennas in his neck for my TV!

terook

Percentage of vote= 12%
Avon: "We must stop the shrinking!! (itīll be bad for my knees)"

Ross

Percentage of vote= 8%
Avon pretended that HE had got a stiff neck too... but no-one took any notice...
:(

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 8%
Richard O`Brian ( off screen )

"Remember guys , you don`t get a crystal if you can`t unlock the puzzle and open the door"

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 4%
Everyone noticed that Vilaīs technique at stealing necklaces left a lot to be desired.

Gilthanis

Percentage of vote= 4%
Cally: Iīm sorry, Vila, but I do need to remind you that you are not a neurosurgeon.
Vila: Whoīs going to be backup when Ganīs limiter fails? Blake doesnīt mind.....do you Blake? Blake.......

Laicairiel

Percentage of vote= 4%
Vila: I told you he was infested, Iīve caught another one, Iīll have to pop it between my thumbnails.
Avon: Well now, charming! Iīm staying over here.
Meanwhile Cally tries to scratch her leg surreptitiously.

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 4%
As Vila works gingerly to release the mechanism whilst still leaving Blake with a head Avon gets ready to pop the empty crisp packet on his leg.

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 4%
Avon: When Jenna gets out of the loo, Iīm first! Cally: Blake is also under a great deal of pressure. Gan: His eyes are turning yellow. Vila: The nerve pinch wonīt help much longer.

Marian

Percentage of vote= 4%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Avon: Vila, you canīt remove them from that angle.
Vila: I donīt care about the fluffy dice in his nose! I want the antennas in his neck for my TV!

terook


Avon was quite tired of Vila and his nit-picking.

Ox


Cally: Are you sure itīs normal for humans to turn THAT colour...?

HarryHat


Avon: When Jenna gets out of the loo, Iīm first! Cally: Blake is also under a great deal of pressure. Gan: His eyes are turning yellow. Vila: The nerve pinch wonīt help much longer.

Marian


Only Blake could quite bring himself to stoop to Avonīs level...

Futsie


Avon : Hurry up with that exploding teleport bracelet, I canīt keep Blake out much longer!

kaz


As Vila dismounted, Gan and Cally patiently waited for their turn at one of Blakeīs morale-raising piggy-back rides, while Avon prepared to jump the queue.


Nico


Gan and Cally patiently waited for their turn at one of Blakeīs morale-raising piggy-back rides, while Avon prepared to jump the queue.

Nico


Richard O`Brian ( off screen )

"Remember guys , you don`t get a crystal if you can`t unlock the puzzle and open the door"

Magic Pebble


Avon: So you think Blakeīs borg nanoprobes will help us open the door......
Vila: Either that, or we can all be assimilated and the guards will be so scared theyīll throw us out......

Laicairiel


Cally: Iīm sorry, Vila, but I do need to remind you that you are not a neurosurgeon.
Vila: Whoīs going to be backup when Ganīs limiter fails? Blake doesnīt mind.....do you Blake? Blake.......

Laicairiel


Avon: My God, youīre telling me Blake has been an android this whole time!
Cally: Iīve got to see this.....

Laicairiel


Vila: Yep he has head lice.
Avon: Those bastards we have to get out of here!!!

kyzka@bigpond.com


Even Avon was impressed by Vilaīs ability to weave tiny little braids in Blakeīs hair.

Gilthanis


New CIA techniques to fire men through a locked door go through rigorous testing

Paranoid Android


Avon pretended that HE had got a stiff neck too... but no-one took any notice...
:(

Futsie


VILLA: Letīs see who you /really/ are under this curly wig...
THE CREW: *gasp* Servalan!
SERVALAN: (disguised as Blake) And I would have gotten away with it too, if it werenīt for you meddling rebels!

Chaos


Blake: I donīt have an alien implant, I swear!

the killer pixie


Cally took advantage of all the confusion to have a good grope of Ganīs bottom!

Futsie


Vila: "Hang on, Iīve nearly got his muzzle off!"
Gan: "A fiver on Blake!"
Cally: "A tenner on Avon!"
GRRR GRRR SNARRRL GRRR!

Futsie


AVON: And man descended from the apes!!!

Zapdog


Cally: Blake, I never noticed before, but it looks like we share the same hairdresser.

Craig


Blake,your shoulder muscles are so tense. Are you sure youīve not been under any kind of stress recently?

Ox


Vila worked feverishly to deactivate the Mutator bands, but Avon already had a huge left ear, Callyīs right arm had shriveled and Gan had grown another nose.

BouncingAyatollah


Avon: Donīt just stare, throw a bucket of cold water over them for Godīs sake!

BouncingAyatollah


Everyone noticed that Vilaīs technique at stealing necklaces left a lot to be desired.

Gilthanis


Gan and Cally watched with interest as Vila prepared to peel Blakeīs wig off.

Craig


Avon: "VILA! - once youīve quite finished throttling Blake, will you get over here & open this darn door!!"

ZEN


Vila to Blake: "Why do you always get yourself into these strange sub/dom experiences? It seems youīre taking the collar thing a tad bit too far!"

Avon: "Blake, all they wanted was for you to give them a little something to remember you by.
Next time, just bring your American Express card"

Sarajane


Avon: " Just great! - the next time you decide to treat us all to a meal, Blake - make sure you bring some money out with you, now we have to try and get out of here without doing the washing-up"

Zen


Vila: " Oh look everybody, Blakeīs hairs going gray"

Gan: " Oh yes, theres 1,2,..........."

ZEN


Gan: Go on Vila! ... Heīs nearly done it Avon - when the guard comes in to check, twat him with your natty invisible walking stick.

BouncingAyatollah


As Vila works gingerly to release the mechanism whilst still leaving Blake with a head Avon gets ready to pop the empty crisp packet on his leg.

BouncingAyatollah


Vila: I told you he was infested, Iīve caught another one, Iīll have to pop it between my thumbnails.
Avon: Well now, charming! Iīm staying over here.
Meanwhile Cally tries to scratch her leg surreptitiously.

BouncingAyatollah


Here after several hours in solitary isolation we see behaviour patterns revert to primitive forms - an aggressive male guards the troop from attack, the lowest in the pecking order reverts to grooming skills and others watch on inquisitively.

BouncingAyatollah


Avon: Remember, both contestants doors open simultaneously, our lives depend on winning the Intergalactic Piggyback Race!
Vila: Why me Blake!? What if we canīt make it!
Blake: SHUT UP VILA! I wasnīt gonna carry Gan now was I?

BouncingAyatollah


Vila, sure that the Blake android had a malfunction, was checking the panels when all of a sudden...
Vila: Look at that! A micro-TV screening The Sound Of Music!
Gan: So thatīs why he keeps singing īthe hills are aliveī!

dieter


Avon: "We must stop the shrinking!! (itīll be bad for my knees)"

Ross


(Just thought of an extra line for that one)
Cally (thinks): Hang on, thatīs MY wig...

Futsie


Vila: "Ok Avon, on the count of three - you open the door and Iīll catapult Blakeīs wig at the guard!"
Gan: "Brilliant - heīll think heīs under attack from some kind of flying poodle!"

Futsie


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