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Competition 23
This competition ended on: 2nd January 2003

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 22


Vila: Yep, thatīs all that was left of Avon after he got zapped on Fosforon. Crispy bacon. He was wrong though, there was enough for a sandwich. I only just stopped that bastard Tynus from eating it.

Nico

Percentage of vote= 18%
"Are you sure thatīs what Chocolate Mousse looks like?"

the killer pixie

Percentage of vote= 9%
Zen: Information. Dinner is served.

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 9%
Tarrant: Zen are you sure this is what a Big Mac looked like in the 21st century?

Mr-Stabby

Percentage of vote= 9%
Tarrant: "Iīd say those are... Choco-flakes!"
Cally: "No, they havenīt turned the milk brown... maybe theyīre Wheatybits?"
Vila: "Iīm fed up with you two always watching these stupid cereals..."

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 9%
Tarrant was beginning to have doubts about spending his Saturday nights taking part in these consumer surveys.

Vilaīs Mum

Percentage of vote= 9%
Vila: You know, we really should get round to cleaning that off.

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 5%
Vila: Same old crap on TV...

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 5%
Tarrant "Oh for god`s sake Vila , we don`t want QVC , put the damn film back on"

Cally "YES !!! i`ve got to have it , it`s only 5000 credits"

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 5%
The Saurian Major franchise of Fame Academy was somewhat more compelling than the Earth original.

Vilaīs Mum

Percentage of vote= 5%
Vila liked to relive the old earth days by inviting a couple of friends round to watch the latest shit on the telly.

Vilaīs Mum

Percentage of vote= 5%
After 5 minutes they all came to the same conclusion... it was crap

MadMat

Percentage of vote= 5%
Avon and Dayna having already failed Zenīs Rorschach Test, the remaining crew attempt to prove their sanity.

Vila: Itīs a womanīs pelvis. A woman with long legs.

Cally: It is an alien butterfly, callously trodden underfoot by the Federation.

Tarrant: Itīs a Mark 10 Planet-hopper blasted by Pursuit ships.

Zen: Off my flight deck! The lot of you! Iīll take care of the ship-eating fungus myself!

Marian

Percentage of vote= 5%
Everyone agreed that the standards of FOX TV had gone downhill.

Katja Restal

Percentage of vote= 5%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

The Saurian Major franchise of Fame Academy was somewhat more compelling than the Earth original.

Vilaīs Mum


TARRANT: It doesnīt matter how long I stare at it, I still canīt see anything except a brown blob.

VILA: try looking at it crosseyed, its really amazing.

Vilaīs Mum


Tarrant was beginning to have doubts about spending his Saturday nights taking part in these consumer surveys.

Vilaīs Mum


Vila liked to relive the old earth days by inviting a couple of friends round to watch the latest shit on the telly.

Vilaīs Mum


The weekly episodes of Morph helped them get through an otherwise drab existance

Vilaīs Mum


After several years in space with no xmas crackers the vr-hat was starting to look decidedly tatty.

MadMat


Tarrant: "Iīd say those are... Choco-flakes!"
Cally: "No, they havenīt turned the milk brown... maybe theyīre Wheatybits?"
Vila: "Iīm fed up with you two always watching these stupid cereals..."

Futsie


CALLY: Wake up, Vila! Itīs that programme about geology that you like!

Snapdragon


Are you sure thatīs it?
Yes, thatīs what happens to people who eat too much chocolate

stf


They all agreed, the prizes on game shows werenīt what they used to be.

Slartibartfast


The crew never could work out why they had to sit in a tea cup to make the monitor work.

Slartibartfast


Sadly Tarrantīs arm just wasnīt long enough to reach round behind Cally to clip Vilaīs ear for yet another bad joke.

Slartibartfast


Plastercine modelling night was a real disaster

Slartibartfast


Tarant: I donīt care how noble Blake is supposed to be, his shit still smells bad.

Backdoor


After intense study the crew still couldn’t distinguish between OG faeces and hash. But either way they decided it was good shit.

Backdoor


The Liberator crew were disturbed to find themselves hallucinating about what theyīd smoked to make them hallucinate.

Craig


After 5 minutes they all came to the same conclusion... it was crap

MadMat


Everyone looked on in wonder as Villa completed level 4 in the īrevenge of the turdsī video game

MadMat


Tarrant: "ZEN, you can scan round that thing as much as you like, it still looks like a rock!"

ZEN


Avonīs holiday snaps werenīt impressing anyone!

ZEN


Tarrant: " Day time TV still hasnīt improved any"

ZEN


Vila: Yep, thatīs all that was left of Avon after he got zapped on Fosforon. Crispy bacon. He was wrong though, there was enough for a sandwich. I only just stopped that bastard Tynus from eating it.

Nico


Tarrant: " I wonder if that the BBCīs new test-card!"

ZEN


This fishtank is rubbish....

Coco


"Looks like they left the pursuit ships over by the radiator again..."

Futsie


Well I must admit that Mars looks small from space, but I didnīt know it looked like that!

the killer pixie


V: (in awe) Thatīs it, is it?
C: Itīs so small and shriveled.
T: What did you expect Avonīs heart to look like?

Gilthanis


Avon and Dayna having already failed Zenīs Rorschach Test, the remaining crew attempt to prove their sanity.

Vila: Itīs a womanīs pelvis. A woman with long legs.

Cally: It is an alien butterfly, callously trodden underfoot by the Federation.

Tarrant: Itīs a Mark 10 Planet-hopper blasted by Pursuit ships.

Zen: Off my flight deck! The lot of you! Iīll take care of the ship-eating fungus myself!

Marian


This years rock festival

( for the seriously short of cash )

Passenger 57


What d`ya mean the teleport system appears to have malfunctioned Zen ?

Where`s Avon , he can fix...... erm , ah

Passenger 57


Vila: Bloody īell, that Zenīs let himself go a bit hasnīt he?

Futsie


"Are you sure thatīs what Chocolate Mousse looks like?"

the killer pixie


Tarrant: Zen are you sure this is what a Big Mac looked like in the 21st century?

Mr-Stabby


"And welcome to another edition of Through the Lug-hole packed with exciting celebrity ear-wax!"

Futsie


C: You would think the pictures they use for the take out menu would look more appetizing.

V: Aw, hurry up and pick something, Cally. Iīm starving!

Gilthanis


A second later Cally slapped Tarrant one for trying to make out in the cinema.

Currer


V: I may not know art, but I know what I like!


Gilthanis


Cally: Oh no, repeats again!

Slartibartfast


The ancient art of Alchemy was alive and well, if not very sucessful, on the Liberator.

Slartibartfast


The crewīs latest atempt to create a secret weapon to bring the Federation down with was a little disappointing. The Kryptonite hadnīt really worked as the video replay showed.

Slartibartfast


Vila: Iīll name that meal in two.

Slartibartfast


Blake gets sudden voice in head whilst sitting on toilet: "I wonder what on Earth Cally meant by that!?"

BouncingAyatollah


Tarrant "Oh for god`s sake Vila , we don`t want QVC , put the damn film back on"

Cally "YES !!! i`ve got to have it , it`s only 5000 credits"

Magic Pebble


Vila: You know, we really should get round to cleaning that off.

Slartibartfast


Cally: Weīve been had again. Thereīs no way thatīs pure.

Slartibartfast


Vila: Oh I can see it! You need to tilt your head slightly to the right though. These Magic Eye 3D pictures are amazing.

Slartibartfast


Tarrant: I donīt fancy yours Vila.

Slartibartfast


The seasonal game of Pictionary was in full swing. Avon was getting so animated that the crew couldnīt get the answer heīd dropped the pen in a fit of rage.

Slartibartfast


Vila: So itīs true, we really have īdesicatedī the opposition. What?

Slartibartfast


Vila: Dayna still doesnīt understand why a giant spider called Brian would want that stuff.

Slartibartfast


No-one was absolutely sure what it was, but its size was very impressive

Slartibartfast


Zen: Information. Dinner is served.

Slartibartfast


The B7 Crystal Entity was predictably a bit low budget...

Futsie


Blake booked emergency appointments at the hairdresserīs and the dental surgery when everyone thought Tarrant was him...

Futsie


TV: "the news today, the world wide shortage of crystalised ginger (shown here) has began biting hard in the upper eschelons of the Federation"
VILA: "Thankgod for that, does this mean we can stop eating all this damn stuff now Tarrant?"

Paul Maddox


Everyone agreed that the standards of FOX TV had gone downhill.

Katja Restal


Vila: Maybe we should get Avon to have a look at it - I still say thereīs a green tinge.

BouncingAyatollah


Cally: *Not so clever Blake, you forget I am telepathic*

BouncingAyatollah


Blake sneakily inched his arm behind Cally waiting for the inevitable "scary bit"

BouncingAyatollah


Vila: Same old crap on TV...

BouncingAyatollah


Avon’s chocolate soufflé was the outright winner in the Liberators baking competition.

Backdor


Orac’s slide show on alien droppings proved to be surprisingly engrossing.

Backdoor


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