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Competition 22
This competition ended on: 2nd January 2003

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 19


JENNA: See if you can reach it with this, Gan. I found it lying around on the floor of the teleporter.

Vila´s Mum

Percentage of vote= 26%
Jenna "I think we made a smart move putting all our credits into this bar Gan , look at my arm after all those pints i`ve been pulling."

Gan "Never mind that , go and tell Villa that this is the last freebie bottle of wine he`s getting , next time he pays for it."

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 11%
Gan´s plan to teleport all Jenna´s clothes into space was only meeting with minimal success...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 11%
Jenna: Oh come on Gan, with muscles like these is it any wonder my trousers split? Come on, feel this arm.

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 5%
Jenna: ...so I gave him the old left, right combo followed by a left hook to the kidneys...

Gan wasn´t really listening, he´d heard Jenna´s story about finding her favourite top in the January sales a hundred times.

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 5%
Before joining Blake´s crew, Jenna trained for years as a country vet.

Gemma

Percentage of vote= 5%
Jenna: Gan you´re gonna be killed off in series 2 anyway, so why don´t i just kill you now then the BBC won´t have to pay you!

Mr-Stabby

Percentage of vote= 5%
Jenna: This invisible cast is fantastic!

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 5%
Heroin addiction was rife amongst the liberator´s more superfluous crewmembers.

Backdoor

Percentage of vote= 5%
Realising that Blake was getting the curling irons, Jenna decided to show him once and for all that she *didn´t* want a perm.

Katja Restal

Percentage of vote= 5%
This was a real emergency. Fortunately Gan had located the sewing kit and the style police had been informed.

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 5%
Jenna´s arm was quite sore after she finished her round of their ´Pull out as many guns as you can in one minute´ competition. Meanwhile, Gan reset the gun board for the next player.

MadMat

Percentage of vote= 5%
Blake: Gmmph! I´m schhthuck!! Mmmph!
Jenna: I told you not to stick your head in there, I´ll grease my arm and try and get you out.

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 5%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Jenna: Avon said this false arm has some side effects like continuously setting off neutron blasters when you´re runnng and making the recipient a bit forgetful of what they´re going to say next.
Gan: Not too loud Jenna, Avon´s in the corridor waiting to come onto the flight deck.

BouncingAyatollah


Ever since Blake had sent in the entry form for Dog Eat Dog, the less confident crew members had spent every spare hour practising the skills they felt deficient in.

Vila´s Mum


JENNA: See if you can reach it with this, Gan. I found it lying around on the floor of the teleporter.

Vila´s Mum


JENNA: Is that the tetanus shot? I´d expected something bigger, not such a little prick.
GAN: Well I can´t help how I´m made. I´ll find a swab. If you´d just like to take your clothes off...

Snapdragon


BLAKE: (off screen) Hurry up and put the guns in the right slots according to the mathematical formula and we can win a holiday to the Horsehead Nebula!
JENNA: Yes, come on, I think you´re running out of time, and some bugger´s nicked my watch!

Snapdragon


GAN: My arm´s stuck in this -- thingy that holds the guns -- whatever you call it.
JENNA: Same thing happened to me last week, see?

Snapdragon


Jenna wondered why it worked on POPEYE and not her! Gan didn´t like the stuff anyway!!

ZEN


Jenna´s Incredable Hulk impression had been in two parts; first the split trousers, now this.

Slartibartfast


Self abuse was rife on the Liberator as Jenna´s palms were witness to

Slartibartfast


Gan´s comparison with Beaujolais was not appreciated at the annual Liberator blood donation drive.

Backdoor


Jenna "I think we made a smart move putting all our credits into this bar Gan , look at my arm after all those pints i`ve been pulling."

Gan "Never mind that , go and tell Villa that this is the last freebie bottle of wine he`s getting , next time he pays for it."

Magic Pebble


Sally about to attempt a technigue that she´d later use on Emerdale!!! :)

ZEN


After their last game of gun-darts, Gan had to try and pull out the ones that missed the board and penetrated the hull

MadMat


Jenna´s arm was quite sore after she finished her round of their ´Pull out as many guns as you can in one minute´ competition. Meanwhile, Gan reset the gun board for the next player.

MadMat


Then Jenna summond up all her strength to give GAN the biggest wedgie of his life ;o)

MadMat


Jenna summond up all her strength to give Blake the biggest wedgie of his life

MadMat


"Phwaaar", thought Jenna, "look at the bum on that"

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Gan´s plan to teleport all Jenna´s clothes into space was only meeting with minimal success...

Futsie


Jenna: Blake, my sleeve has disappeared, and Gan is shrinking. Do you think maybe we shouldn´t have stolen the Infinite Improbability Drive?!

Blank


G: (thinking) Beat me at arm wrestling, will she? If it weren´t for this damn limiter I´d take one of these guns and shoot her!

Gilthanis


Jenna: Gan you´re gonna be killed off in series 2 anyway, so why don´t i just kill you now then the BBC won´t have to pay you!

Mr-Stabby


Jenna: Gan you´re gonna be killed off in series 2 anyway, so why don´t i just kill you now then the BBC won´t have to pay you!

Mr-Stabby


JENNA: Come on, Gan, stick ´em up, I can take ya!
GAN: (thinks) I don´t care what Blake thinks, on day I WILL shoot her...

Currer


J: (thinking) Hmmm... My left arm is pretty strong. I think I´ll challenge Gan to indian wrestle!

Gilthanis


Jenna: Phew! My arms acheing after all that polishing..
Gan: Forget that - I knew it didn´t look right, this is VERY important, where´s Cally?
Jenna: In the bathroom doing her hair, why?
(from corridor)
PHeeeeWEEeeeeessssh!!! Scream!!!!

BouncingAyatollah


Jenna: This invisible cast is fantastic!

Slartibartfast


Jenna had just noticed that Gan´s shirt tale wasn´t tucked in

Slartibartfast


Jenna´s tomfoolery since finding the stash of elastic bands had escalated, as Gan was about to find out!

BouncingAyatollah


(previous cap should read as)......

Gan "Strange , I could have sworn we put the Christmas lights in here last year"

Jenna "Come here and i`ll give you some Christmas lights"

Magic Pebble


Gan "Strange , I could have sworn we put the Christmas lights in here last year"

Jenna "Come here and i`ll give so Christmas lights"

Magic Pebble


After the limiter had malfunctioned Jenna socked Gan so hard he didn´t know who he was. Meanwhile Blake had the sudden urge to be gently amicable yet superfluous, with a persistent nagging feeling his time was almost up.

BouncingAyatollah


Gan: Yes Jenna, the tale of your latest waxing is facinating but can I have the solvent for the superglue now please?

Slartibartfast


Jenna: ...so I gave him the old left, right combo followed by a left hook to the kidneys...

Gan wasn´t really listening, he´d heard Jenna´s story about finding her favourite top in the January sales a hundred times.

Slartibartfast


Jenna was puzzled by Gan´s sudden need to vomit. As much by his choice of recepticle as the sight of her blood causing it.

Slartibartfast


This was a real emergency. Fortunately Gan had located the sewing kit and the style police had been informed.

Slartibartfast


Jenna: Oh come on Gan, with muscles like these is it any wonder my trousers split? Come on, feel this arm.

Slartibartfast


Blake later became anorexic when everybody thought Gan was him...

Futsie


Blake had initially thought being handcuffed to the weapon rack by Jenna whilst the others were away sounded like fun. Now he watched her reflection in horror as she gleefully applied the Vaseline...

BouncingAyatollah


Jenna: That exercise equipment we found is really doing the trick! (squeeze)
Blake: Righty ho, I´ll get you the next size dumbell from the rack and you can put that one back at the top where you got it from...

BouncingAyatollah


Jenna: You´ve done a good job with the half size model of Blake, Avon, it´s so light I can lift it with one arm, look!

BouncingAyatollah


Blake: Gmmph! I´m schhthuck!! Mmmph!
Jenna: I told you not to stick your head in there, I´ll grease my arm and try and get you out.

BouncingAyatollah


Realising that Blake was getting the curling irons, Jenna decided to show him once and for all that she *didn´t* want a perm.

Katja Restal


Heroin addiction was rife amongst the liberator´s more superfluous crewmembers.

Backdoor


Before joining Blake´s crew, Jenna trained for years as a country vet.

Gemma


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