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Competition 21
This competition ended on: 2nd January 2003

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 19


Dayna and Tarrant were shocked at how rough Avon looked the morning after.

Craig

Percentage of vote= 16%
Tarrant: "Come on, you´ve only got to eat one more fun sized Crunchie Bar and you´ll have broken Blake´s record of 300 in one sitting! Come on, you can do it!"
Keeler: "Blloooorp... oh, no please... Hooorrrrp... o god the carrots... oog..."

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 16%
Tarrant: All right, where did you hide it? Where did you hide my giant-sized Snickers bar?

the killer pixie

Percentage of vote= 11%
Tarrant: "Dayna´s put a lot of effort into boiling those sprouts and you´ll SIT there until you´ve eaten every last one!"

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 11%
Tarrant: RIGHT!....one more chance before something bad happens to you....where did you hide daynas razor!?

Mr-Stabby

Percentage of vote= 11%
Tarrant: Don´t get funny with me - I´ve done things that´d make your hair curl!
Keeler: Speak for yourself, mate!

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 11%
Fortunately for Tarrant a lucky ricochet compensated for his appalling aim

Backdoor

Percentage of vote= 5%
Dayna "Come on Santa , make it easy on yourself , tell us who the elves are and my friend here won`t have to use this thing"

Santa "No , please , it`s more than my job`s worth !!!"

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 5%
The William Tell re-enactment had not gone well...

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 5%
Keeler: Ahhhh. I come for the service, but I stay for the legroom.
Tarrant: Another bag of peanuts sir?

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 5%
Keeler was not keen on Tarrant’s suggested constipation cure, no matter which type of clip he was going to put in the gun.

Backdoor

Percentage of vote= 5%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Tarrant: All right, where did you hide it? Where did you hide my giant-sized Snickers bar?

the killer pixie


Dayna and Tarrant were shocked at how rough Avon looked the morning after.

Craig


Tarrant: You´re holding out on us, aren´t you, Keeler?
Keeler: No - er, no, no...
Dayna: You get one chance before I tell Tarrant to stop just standing there trying to look pretty - now, for the last time, WHERE IS MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT??!

the killer pixie


Tarrant: "Dayna´s put a lot of effort into boiling those sprouts and you´ll SIT there until you´ve eaten every last one!"

Futsie


It wasn´t that Dayna disliked Keeler, it was just that he spent so long in the Vibro-chair that she finally had to resort to one of Tarrant´s gun point slide shows just to get him out.

Slartibartfast


The William Tell re-enactment had not gone well...

Slartibartfast


Dayna was wondering how long this would take as she really wanted to adjust her bra strap

Slartibartfast


Keeler was not keen on Tarrant’s suggested constipation cure, no matter which type of clip he was going to put in the gun.

Backdoor


Dayna: That´s the 5th assistant you´ve killed this week!
Tarrant: Damn, I felt sure this one could catch the bullet in his teeth.

MadMat


Tarrant, who had always wanted to be a dentist, sometimes practised on unsuspecting guests.

Nico


Tarrant: "Come on, you´ve only got to eat one more fun sized Crunchie Bar and you´ll have broken Blake´s record of 300 in one sitting! Come on, you can do it!"
Keeler: "Blloooorp... oh, no please... Hooorrrrp... o god the carrots... oog..."

Futsie


Tarrant had recently noticed that his hairline was receding and he´d had it in for bald people ever since...

Futsie


Tarrant: Don´t get funny with me - I´ve done things that´d make your hair curl!
Keeler: Speak for yourself, mate!

Futsie


Tarrant: RIGHT!....one more chance before something bad happens to you....where did you hide daynas razor!?

Mr-Stabby


tarrant: ahah, that´ll teach you to laugh at my perm and try to tell me bald is best!

monkey man


DAYNA: Tarrant, did you pull his plug out?
(fshhhh)
TARRANT: Erm, I, er, um...

Currer


T: You were holding out on us, Keeler. We found this in your pocket.

K: It´s only a fun size crunch bar! I only had the one!! There´s not enough for everybody!!! For pity´s sake, I´m a big man! I need it!!!!

Gilthanis


Tarrant: (To the tune of "By the Waters of Babylon")
...and rinse out your mouth,
With the medication,
Spit it out,
In the reciptical by your side,
On the right...no, the right.

Slartibartfast


Tarrant readies his mister and snippers "Short back and sides, sir?"
Keeler: "What do you think, a mohican? I don´t have a lot of choice do I?"

BouncingAyatollah


Dayna "Come on Santa , make it easy on yourself , tell us who the elves are and my friend here won`t have to use this thing"

Santa "No , please , it`s more than my job`s worth !!!"

Magic Pebble


It was no use, Keeler was out for the count and nothing would wake him, not even Tarrant´s electric remote controlled whoopy cushion.

Slartibartfast


Keeler: Ahhhh. I come for the service, but I stay for the legroom.
Tarrant: Another bag of peanuts sir?

Slartibartfast


Tarrant: Okay Keeler, that´s seven minutes on the stopwatch, you can stop playing dead now - you´ve won the bet.
Dayna: I don´t think he´s ´playing´...

Slartibartfast


Tarrant: You leave me no choice Keeler, if you don´t answer this time I´m turning Channel 5 on.
Keeler: No, please! Not Jonathan Pearce´s Football Night! Please!

Slartibartfast


Tarrant: I don´t think much of your ventriloquist routine Dayna.
Dayna: You can´t see where my hand is.

Slartibartfast


Dayna: I can see my face reflected on the top of his head.

Slartibartfast


Now I vill ask you again. Is it safe?

Futsie


Tarrant: " Avon, You can stop that now, I think he´s under your control now"
Avon: "Mmmpphmpmmh"

Paul Maddox


Orac: "The contagient is highly infectious, people coming into even sight of the contagient may misspell their own nickname..."

BouncingAyatollah


Orac: "I have analysed the airborne contagient - a sono-vapour derivative which will cause instantaneous sleep paralysis - hello?"

BoucningAyatollah


I told you to watch out for those caterpillars! It´s going for my throat!

BouncingAyatollah


Fortunately for Tarrant a lucky ricochet compensated for his appalling aim

Backdoor


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