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Competition 20
This competition ended on: 20th December 2002

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 20


Vila: Itīs a new variation on īpin the tail on the donkeyī, Cally.
Avon: Yes--īslap the disc on the assī.

Vilakins

Percentage of vote= 15%
Avon: Itīs my latest invention. Itīs an early curling tongs warning receiver.
Cally: It doesnīt work then?

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 10%
Blake soon realised Gan was a sore loser at billiards.

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 5%
Cally: Right Iīm sure avon has learnt his lesson, he will never throw another donut at blake again will you!

Avon: No Miss Cally :(

Mr-Stabby

Percentage of vote= 5%
Avon "Well done Vila , the magnet has completely reset all his chips to factory settings , now all we have to do is sort out buggalugs over here and we can finally get a good nights sleep !!!"

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 5%
Blake invisages a new career: Zen Master.

Others not so sure

Artificial Intelligence

Percentage of vote= 5%
Vila: do you think theyīll notice that heīs dead?
Cally: well you could have found a better solution than nailing his head to the back of the chair!

MadMat

Percentage of vote= 5%
Cally: All right, I KNOW youīve hidden my rare, unique flat white moon disc somewhere - now where is it??
Avon + Vila: I have no idea where it could be...

the killer pixie

Percentage of vote= 5%
When Avonīs attempts at hair dressing went disasterously wrong...
AVON: There you go sir! A beautiful perm!
CALLY: Avon, youīve overdone the curling tones
VILA: Iīm busy on my appointment Avon, sorry, nothing can be done...
Blake then volunterilly stopped breathing.

Currer

Percentage of vote= 5%
During Blakeīs marathon Celebrity Big Brother viewing session, the crew periodically came in to turn him to the light and water him...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 5%
VILA: Are you sure that perm has taken?
CALLY: I think using the giant drawing pin to keep his head still was a mistake.
AVON: Something for the weekend sir?

Backdoor

Percentage of vote= 5%
Avon: Watch this, Iīve trained him to balance a cherry bakewell on his head - and he wonīt eat it til I say he can... stayyy... staayyyyy...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 5%
Vila and Cally walked in on Avonīs little date-rape-drug scandal...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 5%
Blake trying out the new high-tech commode of the future!

ZEN

Percentage of vote= 5%
CALLY: Stop it, both of you, youīre going to make him sick!
BLAKE: I can take it, Cally.
VILA: One more spin, Blake?
AVON: Fifteen credits says he vomits . . .

Gemma

Percentage of vote= 5%
Avon: No, it would be dangerous to wake him, besides he put that tranquiliser pad on himself.
Vila: What caused him to do that?
Avon: I donīt know, he muttered something about feeling dirty...
Cally: Have either of you seen Tarrant recently?

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 5%
Vila: Think itīll help?
Avon: It gives me something to aim for when Iīm bowling.
Cally: I have read the rules and that is not cricket.

Nico

Percentage of vote= 5%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Cally: All right, I KNOW youīve hidden my rare, unique flat white moon disc somewhere - now where is it??
Avon + Vila: I have no idea where it could be...

the killer pixie


Cally: All right, I KNOW youīve hidden my rare, unique flat white moon disc somewhere - now where is it??

the killer pixie


VILA: Hee hee hee. Heīs fallen asleep and put his face in the doughnuts.
AVON: Well he can eat that one. I donīt want it.
CALLY: Oh, you two are so horrible. We should wake him up.

Snapdragon


You can always tell the wax works from the un-natural positions they assume

Slartibartfast


Avon: You wait and see. Iīll spin him round really fast and itīll fly off, I guarantee it.
Cally: Thatīs what you said when you put it on!

Slartibartfast


Cally: I told him the Davros auditions are next door, but one of his castors is stuck.

vilas barman


Cally: I’m glad we tried Orac’s Trepanation idea on Blake first.
Avon: Well, at least no one will be able to tell.
Villa: What does ‘trepanation’ mean?

Backdoor


Vila: do you think theyīll notice that heīs dead?
Cally: well you could have found a better solution than nailing his head to the back of the chair!

MadMat


Cally: " Heīs been like this since he heard they wanted him to do a third series!"

ZEN


Vila: Since when has Blake grown a thrid eye???
Avon: Itīs called evolution- with you around nicking things he had to!

Jen


Blake trying out the new high-tech commode of the future!

ZEN


Blakeīs reaction on hearing the Darleks were going to appear on the show

ZEN


Avon: "Hehe! And then while heīs under anaesthetic Iīve given him a really stupid perm! Just wait til he next looks in a mirror! And I already got Cally with it this morning!"
Cally: "Avon - Iīd like a word with you please..."

Futsie


avon : Donīt tell me heīs watching Londonīs Burning again !!!!!!!
cally : could be worse, he could be watching Z-cars.

kazza


Cally: Right Iīm sure avon has learnt his lesson, he will never throw another donut at blake again will you!

Avon: No Miss Cally :(

Mr-Stabby


Avon: So Blake, are you ready to test the new ejector seat?

Slartibartfast


Blake: I see a man standing behind me, heīs trying to think of something sarcastic to say...
Cally: Howīs he doing it?
Vila: It was an accident involving a suppository, a video camera and a babyīs dummy.

Slartibartfast


Avon: Watch this, Iīve trained him to balance a cherry bakewell on his head - and he wonīt eat it til I say he can... stayyy... staayyyyy...

Futsie


Blake sits in his chair under the influence of the Zanic Disk while his so called friends make fun of him being overweight.

I canīt believe I ate the whole thing!


Avon: Cīmon Blake confess! It was you who went to the bathroom on the rug wasnīt it?

The Man With Three Eyes


Vila and Cally walked in on Avonīs little date-rape-drug scandal...

Futsie


Avon: "No that wonīt do - if we leave him there itīll squit all over the navigation console and then next month weīll think weīre under attack from some kind of giant space blob!"

Futsie


During Blakeīs marathon Celebrity Big Brother viewing session, the crew periodically came in to turn him to the light and water him...

Futsie


the giant polo was taking over blakes forehead! was there no escape???

caz


Blake invisages a new career: Zen Master.

Others not so sure

Artificial Intelligence


Cally Bowen: Right lads, now listen to Tony and you could walk away with the Star Prize... otherwise youīll get to take home this fabulous Bendy Blake.
[Tony] "Iiiiiiin One!..." (etc.)

BouncingAyatollah


The others hoped that when Blake woke up, he might be able to remember the night before...

Katja Restal


VILA: Are you sure that perm has taken?
CALLY: I think using the giant drawing pin to keep his head still was a mistake.
AVON: Something for the weekend sir?

Backdoor


Vila: Think itīll help?
Avon: It gives me something to aim for when Iīm bowling.
Cally: I have read the rules and that is not cricket.

Nico


Vila: Suits him, doesnīt it?
Avon: It does rather match his outfit.
Cally: If you try that on me, you will both die together and very noisily.

Vilakins


Cally: Donīt look so innocent, Vila. I know it was you. Go and get the solvent right now.

Vilakins


Vila: Itīs a new variation on īpin the tail on the donkeyī, Cally.
Avon: Yes--īslap the disc on the assī.

Vilakins


cally: if anyoneīs going to squeeze that zit itīs me!

kaz


Well that proves it. I KNEW his temper always had a dial!

the killer pixie


A: So I discovered that he had this dial control, and it was set to īdangerous fanaticī.
C: I agree that it needed to be turned down, but īmindless vegetableī is going a bit too far.
V: Where did the comfy chair come from?

Gilthanis


Avon "Well done Vila , the magnet has completely reset all his chips to factory settings , now all we have to do is sort out buggalugs over here and we can finally get a good nights sleep !!!"

Magic Pebble


Avon: There must have been a malfunction when we teleported him in the middle of that fight with the Cyclops.

BouncingAyatollah


Avon: Looks like he dozed off reading that book...
Vila: Itīs called "How To Win Friends And Influence People By Sticking A Cornplaster To Your Head"

BouncingAyatollah


Cally: LOOK you two! Iīm gonna get REALLy angry if you donīt tell me where youīve hidden my giant Polo!!

BouncingAyatollah


After the operation, the crew were worried about infection - the circular area of exposed bone was already attracting flies. (ContrivedJokes-R-Us)

BouncingAyatollah


Vila: I KNEW there was something odd about Blake!
Avon: What is it Vila?
Vila: His medallionīs gone.

BouncingAyatollah


Blake could hardly stay awake long enough to finish his dinner - in fact he fell asleep in his cream cake.

BouncingAyatollah


Cally: Yes, apparently meditation can enable "opening the Third Eye".
Avon: Well now, nothing like a bit of superstition to bright-
(POP!)
Vila: I DONīT believe it!!

BouncingAyatollah


Blake soon realised Gan was a sore loser at billiards.

BouncingAyatollah


A: Whatīs this all about, Cally?
C: Something I read. You put a dot on your forehead and sit and meditate. Itīs supposed to bring you to spiritual enlightenment.
V: Does īenlightenmentī mean sleeping, then? I think heīs snoring!

Gilthanis


Look, he said "Push my buttons baby", so I pushed that one on his head and this happened!

Sue Reaney


The miracles of detective work on B7:
VILA: What did you do to him?
AVON: He had a target, so I practised darts...
CALLY: That would explain why heīs dead, then!

the killer pixie


Cally didnīt believe Avonīs denials about the target on Blakeīs forehead.

Craig


Avon: Looks like a bald patch.

Craig


Cally: Donīt stare at it Vila, he canīt help it.

Craig


Cally: Donīt at it Vila, he canīt help it.

Craig


cally: you two should really grow up. i donīt think that blake is going to be impressed when he finds out that youīre stuck a Jammy Dodger on his head AGAIN

caz


CALLY: Stop it, both of you, youīre going to make him sick!
BLAKE: I can take it, Cally.
VILA: One more spin, Blake?
AVON: Fifteen credits says he vomits . . .

Gemma


Avon: No, it would be dangerous to wake him, besides he put that tranquiliser pad on himself.
Vila: What caused him to do that?
Avon: I donīt know, he muttered something about feeling dirty...
Cally: Have either of you seen Tarrant recently?

Slartibartfast


Avon finally had to admit defeat, so he asked Vila and Cally for their ideas on how to get the rubber sucker pad off Blakeīs forehead

Slartibartfast


Avon: A little off the sides sir? And how about that unsightly bump?
Cally: Thatīs his face!

Slartibartfast


Avon: Itīs my latest invention. Itīs an early curling tongs warning receiver.
Cally: It doesnīt work then?

Slartibartfast


Cally (whispers): Thatīs a very good Blake dummy youīve made Avon, very life like.
Avon: Dummy?

Slartibartfast


Well thatīs one way to prepare for Mastermind...

Slartibartfast


That should read: The others werenīt impressed by Blakeīs Davros impression

Slartibartfast


The other werenīt impressed by Blakeīs Davros impression

Slartibartfast


After drawing the short straw, Avon had the unenviable task of telling blake about the enormous spot on his forehead . . .

Gemma


VILA: Bit harsh of that Kipling bloke, chucking pies at Blakeīs head like that.
AVON: Yes, Vila, but he does make exceedingly good cakes.

Gemma


When Avonīs attempts at hair dressing went disasterously wrong...
AVON: There you go sir! A beautiful perm!
CALLY: Avon, youīve overdone the curling tones
VILA: Iīm busy on my appointment Avon, sorry, nothing can be done...
Blake then volunterilly stopped breathing.

Currer


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