White Og: Is this it? Is this the mighty Og caption page?
Og #1: Yep.
White Og: But there´s no Og here!
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Villa: Avon, you said nothing could go wrong with Orac’s teleport adjustments!
"I´m dreaming of a white Ogmas..."
The rest of the gang regret letting Vila organise the annual Christmas party
So the guy`s sitting there sipping his drink see , and then all of a sudden the drunk turns to him and says , "hey Albert , what about the guy upstairs in bed with your wife?". So the guy says "go and tell him to make his own coffee !"
"Ok recruits, unpack your santa suits and proceed to your designated shopping malls"
see, that´s beard... peered, see... and er... ahem... um.
It was a close shave - Feds were combing the area and for one hairy moment the Ogs had nearly had a brush with them... bristling with excitement Og beard through the trees and decided to make a run fur it... er... I´ll stop now...
The Og Barber Shop Quartet weren´t drumming up much trade for some reason...
White Og: Well I don´t think much of your fur dye!
The animals have discovered peroxide.
A hairspray bomb had detonated over the forest and now none of the Animals could move...
December 2002: All the members of the Brian Blessed Fan club all met up at a convention
The rest of the animals were rather concerned by Og´s ability to fart the National Anthem.
(Can´t beat the fart gags)
My, what a whopper!
Part Viking, part teddy bear, but Og´s still all man, er Og, whatever.
And he did the same in the TUG of war too. ;oP
Og really got into the swing, encouraging his team mates in the invisible tog of war.
It was rumoured that Jerry Garcia had never died and was hiding out amongst Og´s clan...
Harley riders always were a breed apart...
...and here we see the horrific effects of listening to too much heavy metal music...
Justin could never understand how Og, who was naturally blonde, could be the intelligent one...
White Og: I CAN´T HEAR YOU, I´VE GOT A BANANA STUCK IN EACH EAR!
Og: Did you take my horn sharpener?
The Og society waited excitedly for their special guests to arrive: Chewbacca the Wookiee and Bungle the Bear...
Futsie (sorry BA - just noticed u already did the Vikin
The members of the tuesday night Viking Re-enactment Society had gone a bit native...
Constable Og: "Evenin´ all - any of you lads see a fella run through here? Average height, lotsa hair and beard, big pair o´ horns..."
The Scorpio crew´s fancy dress party went downhill when they realised everyone had come dressed as Og.
The first meeting of the OG Lookalikes Society was getting off to a good start.
Everyone celebrates as OG United´s star striker OG has just scored.
White Og: And I looked and I saw God, and he was shining a brilliant white...
Og 1 to Og 2: Never give an egotist a mirror!
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New members are greeted with enthusiasm at the og mud-wrestling club.
Og: See? It really does wash whiter!
the latest craze was morris dancing
Live Og Chess;
When the White King realised that he was surrounded and about to be checkmated, he decided to take the pawns.
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Five weeks after walking out the firefighters prepair to lock horns with the government again
"Come on guys , maybe we`ll raise public support to 10 percent this time"
The Green Goddess
It`s tough work being an actor ya know
hair today gone tommorow !!!
Horny little beggers aren`t they
( Well someone had to say it )
Come on, you MUST notice something different about me!
(others) Oooooh! You´ve grown a moustache.
At the first sight of a blonde everyone had the horn.
ZZ-Top decided to go to the fancy dress party as Vikings this year.
What do you mean BIG NOSE!?
Og and Og looked on disapprovingly as their rebellious child Og came home dressed in the latest fashion.
Og: No, no, NO! Get your paws off me! When I said ´shag´ I was referring to your FUR!
Look, my fur´s gleaming and I didn´t even need to go to the hairdresser´s.... it´s the power of PANTENE PRO-V!!!
(Only $99:95 at your nearest haircare store)
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Welcome to tonights performance of OG Lake, tonight conducted by our guest conductor Mr OG OG
The Iron Maiden concert audience were growing impatient with the queue to enter the venue...
Noooooo, too many hair jokes...must...keep...control...
Og: Are you talkin´ to me?
Right then boys, who´s first? Come on, don´t be shy...
Og´s companions weren´t impressed by the nipple clamps
Og: I´m telling you whatever you do don´t go to that salon - look at me, this is what a perm and half head foils came out like!
And you guys didn´t believe me when I said "If we dress up furry costumes with huge wigs and horns I can get us on Blakes 7".
Og: What? was it something I said?
Dwarf courtship was always a tricky affair, with both parties trying to work out what sex the other one was through that beard, and doing it in public made it far worse.
No really, give this shampoo a try, it really did the trick for me.
OH-OKEY KOKEY KOKEY!
During one of Og´s barbecues, the neighbours discover how he earned the college nickname ´Shergar.´