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Its OG time!
This competition ended on: 20th December 2002

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 21


...and here we see the horrific effects of listening to too much heavy metal music...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 10%
Villa: Avon, you said nothing could go wrong with Orac’s teleport adjustments!

Backdoor

Percentage of vote= 10%
And you guys didn´t believe me when I said "If we dress up furry costumes with huge wigs and horns I can get us on Blakes 7".

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 10%
"I´m dreaming of a white Ogmas..."

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 10%
At the first sight of a blonde everyone had the horn.

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 5%
White Og: And I looked and I saw God, and he was shining a brilliant white...
Og 1 to Og 2: Never give an egotist a mirror!

the killer pixie

Percentage of vote= 5%
December 2002: All the members of the Brian Blessed Fan club all met up at a convention

Mr-Stabby

Percentage of vote= 5%
Horny little beggers aren`t they

( Well someone had to say it )

Passenger 57

Percentage of vote= 5%
Justin could never understand how Og, who was naturally blonde, could be the intelligent one...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 5%
"Ok recruits, unpack your santa suits and proceed to your designated shopping malls"

MadMat

Percentage of vote= 5%
Look, my fur´s gleaming and I didn´t even need to go to the hairdresser´s.... it´s the power of PANTENE PRO-V!!!
(Only $99:95 at your nearest haircare store)

the killer pixie

Percentage of vote= 5%
The Scorpio crew´s fancy dress party went downhill when they realised everyone had come dressed as Og.

Katja Restal

Percentage of vote= 5%
Come on, you MUST notice something different about me!
(others) Oooooh! You´ve grown a moustache.

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 5%
A hairspray bomb had detonated over the forest and now none of the Animals could move...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 5%
Og: See? It really does wash whiter!

Nico

Percentage of vote= 5%
It was a close shave - Feds were combing the area and for one hairy moment the Ogs had nearly had a brush with them... bristling with excitement Og beard through the trees and decided to make a run fur it... er... I´ll stop now...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 5%
During one of Og´s barbecues, the neighbours discover how he earned the college nickname ´Shergar.´

Gemma

Percentage of vote= 5%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

White Og: Is this it? Is this the mighty Og caption page?
Og #1: Yep.
White Og: But there´s no Og here!

the killer pixie


Villa: Avon, you said nothing could go wrong with Orac’s teleport adjustments!

Backdoor


"I´m dreaming of a white Ogmas..."

Slartibartfast


The rest of the gang regret letting Vila organise the annual Christmas party


Magic Pebble


So the guy`s sitting there sipping his drink see , and then all of a sudden the drunk turns to him and says , "hey Albert , what about the guy upstairs in bed with your wife?". So the guy says "go and tell him to make his own coffee !"

Magic Pebble


"Ok recruits, unpack your santa suits and proceed to your designated shopping malls"

MadMat


see, that´s beard... peered, see... and er... ahem... um.

Futsie


It was a close shave - Feds were combing the area and for one hairy moment the Ogs had nearly had a brush with them... bristling with excitement Og beard through the trees and decided to make a run fur it... er... I´ll stop now...

Futsie


The Og Barber Shop Quartet weren´t drumming up much trade for some reason...

Futsie


White Og: Well I don´t think much of your fur dye!

terook


The animals have discovered peroxide.

Blank


A hairspray bomb had detonated over the forest and now none of the Animals could move...

Futsie


December 2002: All the members of the Brian Blessed Fan club all met up at a convention

Mr-Stabby


The rest of the animals were rather concerned by Og´s ability to fart the National Anthem.

(Can´t beat the fart gags)

Slartibartfast


My, what a whopper!

Slartibartfast


Part Viking, part teddy bear, but Og´s still all man, er Og, whatever.

Slartibartfast


And he did the same in the TUG of war too. ;oP

Slartibartfast


Og really got into the swing, encouraging his team mates in the invisible tog of war.

Slartibartfast


It was rumoured that Jerry Garcia had never died and was hiding out amongst Og´s clan...

Futsie


Harley riders always were a breed apart...

Futsie


...and here we see the horrific effects of listening to too much heavy metal music...

Futsie


Justin could never understand how Og, who was naturally blonde, could be the intelligent one...

Futsie


White Og: I CAN´T HEAR YOU, I´VE GOT A BANANA STUCK IN EACH EAR!
Hnnnhh?
Eh?
Pardon? WHAT!?

BouncingAyatollah


Og: Did you take my horn sharpener?

Gilthanis


The Og society waited excitedly for their special guests to arrive: Chewbacca the Wookiee and Bungle the Bear...

Futsie (sorry BA - just noticed u already did the Vikin


The members of the tuesday night Viking Re-enactment Society had gone a bit native...

Futsie


Constable Og: "Evenin´ all - any of you lads see a fella run through here? Average height, lotsa hair and beard, big pair o´ horns..."

Futsie


The Scorpio crew´s fancy dress party went downhill when they realised everyone had come dressed as Og.

Katja Restal


The first meeting of the OG Lookalikes Society was getting off to a good start.

Katja Restal


Everyone celebrates as OG United´s star striker OG has just scored.

Simon


White Og: And I looked and I saw God, and he was shining a brilliant white...
Og 1 to Og 2: Never give an egotist a mirror!

the killer pixie


New members are greeted with enthusiasm at the og mud-wrestling club.

Backdoor


Og: See? It really does wash whiter!

Nico


the latest craze was morris dancing

kaz


Live Og Chess;
When the White King realised that he was surrounded and about to be checkmated, he decided to take the pawns.

the killer pixie


Five weeks after walking out the firefighters prepair to lock horns with the government again

"Come on guys , maybe we`ll raise public support to 10 percent this time"

The Green Goddess


It`s tough work being an actor ya know

hair today gone tommorow !!!

Magic Pebble


Horny little beggers aren`t they

( Well someone had to say it )

Passenger 57


Come on, you MUST notice something different about me!
(others) Oooooh! You´ve grown a moustache.

BouncingAyatollah


At the first sight of a blonde everyone had the horn.

BouncingAyatollah


ZZ-Top decided to go to the fancy dress party as Vikings this year.

BouncingAyatollah


What do you mean BIG NOSE!?

BouncingAyatollah


Og and Og looked on disapprovingly as their rebellious child Og came home dressed in the latest fashion.

Craig


Og: No, no, NO! Get your paws off me! When I said ´shag´ I was referring to your FUR!

Gilthanis


Look, my fur´s gleaming and I didn´t even need to go to the hairdresser´s.... it´s the power of PANTENE PRO-V!!!
(Only $99:95 at your nearest haircare store)

the killer pixie


Welcome to tonights performance of OG Lake, tonight conducted by our guest conductor Mr OG OG

Simon


The Iron Maiden concert audience were growing impatient with the queue to enter the venue...

Al


Noooooo, too many hair jokes...must...keep...control...

Slartibartfast


Og: Are you talkin´ to me?

Slartibartfast


Right then boys, who´s first? Come on, don´t be shy...

Slartibartfast


Og´s companions weren´t impressed by the nipple clamps

Slartibartfast


Og: I´m telling you whatever you do don´t go to that salon - look at me, this is what a perm and half head foils came out like!

Slartibartfast


And you guys didn´t believe me when I said "If we dress up furry costumes with huge wigs and horns I can get us on Blakes 7".

Slartibartfast


Og: What? was it something I said?

Slartibartfast


Dwarf courtship was always a tricky affair, with both parties trying to work out what sex the other one was through that beard, and doing it in public made it far worse.

Slartibartfast


No really, give this shampoo a try, it really did the trick for me.

Slartibartfast


OH-OKEY KOKEY KOKEY!

Currer


During one of Og´s barbecues, the neighbours discover how he earned the college nickname ´Shergar.´

Gemma


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