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Competition 17
This competition ended on: 21st November 2002

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 25


Vila, Dayna and Soolinīs "alternative relationship" proved troublesome when trying to dance the tango...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 8%
The TOTP producer, panicking at the late arrival of Legs & Co, breathed a sigh of relief as he glanced in to the studio next door

Vilaīs mum

Percentage of vote= 8%
"Maybe the other three thought that over six people wouldnīt make very good Musketeers..."

annonymouse

Percentage of vote= 8%
Dayna is astonished to discover that neither Soolin nor Vila is wearing any underwear.

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 8%
The expression "it takes two to tango" had become garbled over the centuries

Nico

Percentage of vote= 8%
Unfortunately Dayna didnīt hear the warning to duck

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 8%
ALL: "MEET THE GANG īCOS THE BOYS ARE HERE.... THE BOYS TO ENTERTAIN YOU! WITH MUSIC AND LAUGHTER TO HELP YOU ON YOUR WAY - AND RAISING THE RAFTERS WITH A HEY, HEY, HEY! - WITH SONGS - AND SKETCHES - AND JOKES OLD AND NEW..."

Paul Maddox

Percentage of vote= 8%
Dayna, Vila and Soolin were teleported just in the middle of their appearance on "Ask the Family" - just as they were pressing the big button too.

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 8%
Tarrant`s just `slipped out` for a moment

Ah well , c`est la vie !

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 4%
Ring-a-ring-a-roses, a pocket full of poses...

Currer

Percentage of vote= 4%
Despite the urgency of the situation the three of them were still fighting over Avonīs natty invisible walking stick.

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 4%
Despite assistance, Villa’s Christmas decorations for the Scorpio still seemed rather lame.

Backdoor

Percentage of vote= 4%
All three had farted with a resounding trumpeting noise, Dayna was just pleased that herīs hadnīt caught fire.

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 4%
Vila: "Uh, Avon? You forgot to teleport Tarrant, too... we were in the middle of giving him a leg up."
Avon (offscreen): "Fancy that."

Chaos

Percentage of vote= 4%
It`s time for supermarket sweep

Scorpio crew , if you`re ready

3 , 2 , 1 , go !!!

Dale Winton

Percentage of vote= 4%
You put your left leg in ...

Vidar Raven

Percentage of vote= 4%
They were teleported right in the middle of their record-breaking 3-person waterskiing challenge...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 4%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Despite the urgency of the situation the three of them were still fighting over Avonīs natty invisible walking stick.

Slartibartfast


Avon (out of shot): Signal flares are one thing, setting light to your own flatulence is going a bit far.
Dayna: Be grateful Avon, you havenīt been stuck in a restricted space with these two.

Slartibartfast


The three of them just couldnīt take the pressure anymore.

Slartibartfast


The expression "it takes two to tango" had become garbled over the centuries

Nico


ALL: "MEET THE GANG īCOS THE BOYS ARE HERE.... THE BOYS TO ENTERTAIN YOU! WITH MUSIC AND LAUGHTER TO HELP YOU ON YOUR WAY - AND RAISING THE RAFTERS WITH A HEY, HEY, HEY! - WITH SONGS - AND SKETCHES - AND JOKES OLD AND NEW..."

Paul Maddox


Despite assistance, Villa’s Christmas decorations for the Scorpio still seemed rather lame.

Backdoor


VILA: Gauda Prime?!
AVON: Yes. And youīll stay down there until your armpits stop steaming!

Gemma


Avon and Tarrant were dismayed that to find theyīd not been invited to the crew orgy

Gemma


Vila: Wait! Avon, are you sure this is a proper pentacle? Will we be safe?
Soolin: Heīs right. Donīt they have five sides?
Offscreen Avon: This is a modern Servalan-slaying, demon-summoning version. Now, just hold hands and stay very still while they materialize.
Dayna: Um, Avon, didnīt I hear you offer the demons a sacrifice?
Offscreen Avon muttering: And I want a palace with diamond floors, and an army of virgins in red fur uniforms and...

Marian Mendez


Dayna: Avon, we canīt hold this pose much longer, just take the damn picture!
Avon: Just a little longer, I want to take it when the flamming flatulence is perfect...

Slartibartfast


Unfortunately Dayna didnīt hear the warning to duck

Slartibartfast


vila and soolin felt it was time someone told dayna about her BO problem

kaz


Avon had finally agreed that he would join in the group hug therapy when he "accidentally" teleported them into deep space...

Futsie


Avon laughed coz he knew the Federation Tug-o-War team would now be flat on their backs in the mud!

Futsie


They were teleported right in the middle of their record-breaking 3-person waterskiing challenge...

Futsie


All three: Big Hug...

Snapdragon


Vila: About time Avon! It wasnīt very comfortable being handcuffed to that tree you know!

BouncingAyatollah


Dayna is astonished to discover that neither Soolin nor Vila is wearing any underwear.

Slartibartfast


Dayna, Vila and Soolin were teleported just in the middle of their appearance on "Ask the Family" - just as they were pressing the big button too.

Slartibartfast


Dayna: Would now be a good time to mention that I didnīt shower this morning?

Slartibartfast


Dayna hadnīt quite grasped the idea of the tango.

Katja Restal


It was seventies disco night on the Scorpio

Futsie


Vila was sure that he would enjoy his dates with Soolin so much more without the chaperone.

Vilaīs mum


The TOTP producer, panicking at the late arrival of Legs & Co, breathed a sigh of relief as he glanced in to the studio next door

Vilaīs mum


Vila: "Uh, Avon? You forgot to teleport Tarrant, too... we were in the middle of giving him a leg up."
Avon (offscreen): "Fancy that."

Chaos


Ring-a-ring-a-roses, a pocket full of poses...

Currer


Avonīs experimental ageing ray was beginning to have the desired effect - Vilaīs lumbago was giving him gyp and Soolin was having real trouble with varicose veins.

Slartibartfast


All three had farted with a resounding trumpeting noise, Dayna was just pleased that herīs hadnīt caught fire.

Slartibartfast


The human pyramid was sadly lacking.

Slartibartfast


The fireflies were getting very aggressive.

Slartibartfast


Tarrant`s just `slipped out` for a moment

Ah well , c`est la vie !

Magic Pebble


thy hadnt qutie perfected the end of the cheerleading routine......

V; dayne man, lose some wait!

caz


Vila, Dayna and Soolin practice their Scorpio cheers!

Gilthanis


It`s time for supermarket sweep

Scorpio crew , if you`re ready

3 , 2 , 1 , go !!!

Dale Winton


Vila, Dayna and Soolinīs "alternative relationship" proved troublesome when trying to dance the tango...

Futsie


Pontypool Front Row get ready for the scrum... wait... where are the opposition?

Street


How embarrasing. Avon teleported them during a īgroup hugī!

Gilthanis


V: Come on... try it! "Ring around the rosy..."

Gilthanis


You put your left leg in ...

Vidar Raven


"Maybe the other three thought that over six people wouldnīt make very good Musketeers..."

annonymouse


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