Despite the urgency of the situation the three of them were still fighting over Avonīs natty invisible walking stick.
Avon (out of shot): Signal flares are one thing, setting light to your own flatulence is going a bit far.
Dayna: Be grateful Avon, you havenīt been stuck in a restricted space with these two.
The three of them just couldnīt take the pressure anymore.
The expression "it takes two to tango" had become garbled over the centuries
ALL: "MEET THE GANG īCOS THE BOYS ARE HERE.... THE BOYS TO ENTERTAIN YOU! WITH MUSIC AND LAUGHTER TO HELP YOU ON YOUR WAY - AND RAISING THE RAFTERS WITH A HEY, HEY, HEY! - WITH SONGS - AND SKETCHES - AND JOKES OLD AND NEW..."
Despite assistance, Villa’s Christmas decorations for the Scorpio still seemed rather lame.
VILA: Gauda Prime?!
AVON: Yes. And youīll stay down there until your armpits stop steaming!
Avon and Tarrant were dismayed that to find theyīd not been invited to the crew orgy
Vila: Wait! Avon, are you sure this is a proper pentacle? Will we be safe?
Soolin: Heīs right. Donīt they have five sides?
Offscreen Avon: This is a modern Servalan-slaying, demon-summoning version. Now, just hold hands and stay very still while they materialize.
Dayna: Um, Avon, didnīt I hear you offer the demons a sacrifice?
Offscreen Avon muttering: And I want a palace with diamond floors, and an army of virgins in red fur uniforms and...
Dayna: Avon, we canīt hold this pose much longer, just take the damn picture!
Avon: Just a little longer, I want to take it when the flamming flatulence is perfect...
Unfortunately Dayna didnīt hear the warning to duck
vila and soolin felt it was time someone told dayna about her BO problem
Avon had finally agreed that he would join in the group hug therapy when he "accidentally" teleported them into deep space...
Avon laughed coz he knew the Federation Tug-o-War team would now be flat on their backs in the mud!
They were teleported right in the middle of their record-breaking 3-person waterskiing challenge...
All three: Big Hug...
Vila: About time Avon! It wasnīt very comfortable being handcuffed to that tree you know!
Dayna is astonished to discover that neither Soolin nor Vila is wearing any underwear.
Dayna, Vila and Soolin were teleported just in the middle of their appearance on "Ask the Family" - just as they were pressing the big button too.
Dayna: Would now be a good time to mention that I didnīt shower this morning?
Dayna hadnīt quite grasped the idea of the tango.
It was seventies disco night on the Scorpio
Vila was sure that he would enjoy his dates with Soolin so much more without the chaperone.
The TOTP producer, panicking at the late arrival of Legs & Co, breathed a sigh of relief as he glanced in to the studio next door
Vila: "Uh, Avon? You forgot to teleport Tarrant, too... we were in the middle of giving him a leg up."
Avon (offscreen): "Fancy that."
Ring-a-ring-a-roses, a pocket full of poses...
Avonīs experimental ageing ray was beginning to have the desired effect - Vilaīs lumbago was giving him gyp and Soolin was having real trouble with varicose veins.
All three had farted with a resounding trumpeting noise, Dayna was just pleased that herīs hadnīt caught fire.
The human pyramid was sadly lacking.
The fireflies were getting very aggressive.
Tarrant`s just `slipped out` for a moment
Ah well , c`est la vie !
thy hadnt qutie perfected the end of the cheerleading routine......
V; dayne man, lose some wait!
Vila, Dayna and Soolin practice their Scorpio cheers!
It`s time for supermarket sweep
Scorpio crew , if you`re ready
3 , 2 , 1 , go !!!
Vila, Dayna and Soolinīs "alternative relationship" proved troublesome when trying to dance the tango...
Pontypool Front Row get ready for the scrum... wait... where are the opposition?
How embarrasing. Avon teleported them during a īgroup hugī!
V: Come on... try it! "Ring around the rosy..."
You put your left leg in ...
"Maybe the other three thought that over six people wouldnīt make very good Musketeers..."