Give me the microphone back, let me sing one more song please! You know I really hate the Karaoke police!!!
Now listen guys before you go in there to clean my room I'd just like to say that I'm 54 years old, single and never been married. So some things are a bit sticky and whatever you do don't look under the bed! As for the magazines I can explain......
Last Caption Hero
"Well...its terribly nice of you to show up at such short notice...but...the truth of the matter is...we didnt actually order any beekeepers..."
'Just give me back the dildo and we'll say no more about it'
"Leave it out lads, we've all had a drink..."
Come on lads, shake my hand and lets be mates again, i did not mean to win so many times at snap.
"I know it's an imporatnt race and we want to win but, please, just be careful with my sidecar, ok?"
white afro in space
"May I have this dance?"
Finally the 'Mad Roach Theory' clean-up team arrive.
Leylan: Miniaturisation will not be necessary, he has a very big head.
Owen's Chastity Belt
"So I says to him ..."
Hey you 2, this is blakes 7 not blue peter you know, i dont know what you were thinking of when you deceided to make your safety hat out of your mums best mixing bowl,and what will she think when she finds out you^ve nicked her best duvet.
The others watched on silently but approvingly as Leylan sent another two innocent Morris Dancers to certain death.
Leylan: "I'm afraid the transfer tube has got a puncture again, so we're firing you across as a human cannonball"
"Look, I know those helmets look silly, but you want to have lovely straight teeth don't you?"
everyone stand still and say nothing, this is just for the caption competion.
OK, its the fourth quarter and we have less than a minute to score a touchdown. Go Deep!!
Leylan: "I want you to go over there and make peaceful contact. Weapons are only to be used as a defence. Understood? And I want you to bring me back a stick of rock. And a box of teabags while you're over there. Got that? And see if they've got Elvis. Ok? You can't hear a thing in those helmets can you?"
I know the helmets may seem exterme but a lot of traffic cops have been beaten up recently
"Okay, Tom, Avril, we only build wooden boats at my yard!!"
Um, I think you are playing the wrong character, you are not Jack Rolfe now. This is Blakes 7 not Howard's Way".
Now remember lads , PINK , ya got that PINK
With lots of lavender swirls and flowers
If Travis wants his walls like that , who are we to argue
Laylan: " Right then, Thunda's B7 elimination Tournament is almost done, and I'm in running to win, so get out there and.....persuade others to vote for me - got that!"
OK it's getting light, you can go out and play with your christmas presents now.
Layan: " You know what to do? Anymore Carol singers come a calling, let them have it"
Can i shake your hand son, how do you get your uniforn so white.
Captain "Now remember , pull your cords BEFORE you hit the ground"
Trooper "But Sir , we`re not wearing any para...."
Captain "There`s always some excuse with you isn`t there laddy"
Laylan: " Ok you two, the sidecar is round the corner, steal it whilst the owner is having a curry"
Leylan: "How many times have I told you two about not putting too much bleach in the wash?"
Leyan: " You know the drill, a strict dress-code, no one gets in wearing black leathers or helmets, is that clear!"
"Ok guys, you're gonna get out there and knock 'em dead! Believe it! You ARE Benny and Bjorn!"