I just called to say that i love you.
No I don't want any steak knives, just the wax.
There must be an easier way to trim my nostril hairs!
"Hailing frequencies open, Supreme Commander"
cleaner requied spill in aisle four
bloody computer answering services I just want my telly fixed!
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been rather a long time since my last confession.
God the Father of mercies, through the death and resurrection of his Son, has reconciled the world to himself and sent the Holy Spirit among us for the forgiveness of sins; through the ministry of the Church may God give you pardon and peace, and I absolve you from your sins in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit.
*singing* And I juusstt want tooo beee looVVeeDDD byYYYY yyyyyoOOOooUUUUUuuuu.
I do wish the mutoids would stop playing with Federation equipment after the Christmas parties!
"Pizza delivery mutoid here - can you buzz me in please?"
Travis knew that the parking announcement was just a ruse by the Supreme Commander so that no-one would think the orange sidecar was hers...
I cant hear you, you^ll have to speak up, my ear trumpet does not work very well.
Yes Roachy, we have you booked in for the 18th January. We look forward to changing your hairstyle for you
"This is an all Station announement, will the owner of a orange side-car, please remove it from the Supreme Commanders parking space! I repeat will...."
"Someone's been beggering about with the superglue again - I'm stuck fast."
Avon 4 Ever
Mutoid: 3 Big macs, 2 McChicken sandwiches...what was that?...Oh yes I would like fries please.
Travis knew that his mutoids were confused about their identity when he saw this surveillance pic of one of them kissing a vending machine...
Sorry can you speak quickly please this mobile battery only lasts for five minutes of talk time!
She thought the hands free kit was ok but the mobile phone was crap! You should see the size of the battery pack!!
Thank you Commander for these new mobile phones we've been given but they aren't very urm well mobile!!
With both her hands full, she found an ingenious way of pressing the buttons
mutoid: " Hello, you're through to B7e office"
Fan:(though speaker) " I'd like to complain about the naff B7 audios you've been doing"
Mutoid: " Join the queue; I'll just take your home details, and we'll be round in due course"
"Hello? Yes, I wish to complain! I just bought a bowler hat from you, and when I got out in the sunshine, it melted!"
Yes , that IS terrible Sir
Socks again for Xmas
That`s a catagory 9 offence
Please give me their address , i`ll send a full squad straight over
Secret evidence suggests that the new Federation phone in quiz may be a fix
What am I wearing? The slinky catsuit that you sent me. It fits me soooooo well and it's making me hot.
"Hello? Yes, I put my money in and pressed the button for a packet of blood-serum flavoured peanuts, but the machine didn't give me anything, you see..."
"No, I'm staying in to wash my hair. Yes, it's really greasy."
I'd like a sausage & Egg McMuffin with large fries please
"Ground control to Major Tom"
Hello yes I'm on my mobile!!
'Yes the Federation can be your supplier of gas and electricity too'
'Police? That man from Crewe is following me again!'
In the future, mobile phones upgrade their mutoids every year.
This is a recording, there is no one in the office now untill the new year, please leave a message after the beep.................."BEeeeeeeep"