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Competition 148 - Pic from Liberator
This competition ended on: 29th September 2007

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 17


Avon knew he was going to trip over the hole in pavement, but wondered how long he would have to wait to be paid out by the council, would it be a million light years away.

LINZY

Percentage of vote= 35%
A few more feet & the annual Scorpio pub crawl would be over.

Tarrant: COME ON AVON, don't let Kahl˙a win!!

Bill Twix

Percentage of vote= 18%
Avon stumbled at the last moment, has the sale of 2 Blake's 7 action figures closed on eBay.

Zapdog

Percentage of vote= 12%
Tarrant: "Seventy kilos", remember that Avon! Not nice is it?"

Zen

Percentage of vote= 6%
"Lold the hift", slurred Avon!!

Anon I Mouse

Percentage of vote= 6%
Sadly, Un-Ass-ilable Proof that Sun Dont Shine outta Kerr Avon's A***-H**e!
The Fan Club is STILL in Mourning, and or Denial!

Little Rascal

Percentage of vote= 6%
When you've got teleport, there's always time to stop for a Richard III impression:

Avon: Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this sun of York.

Tarrant, Soolin: *claps*

Viva Las Vogons

Percentage of vote= 6%
Soolin: Got him.

Craig

Percentage of vote= 6%
Avon's tripping meant that he missed his staring spot on the Parkinson special

reesoid

Percentage of vote= 6%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

If Terry Nation was still a comedy writer:

"Have a nice space-trip! See you next space-fall!"

Harry


"Lold the hift", slurred Avon!!

Anon I Mouse


Tarrant and Soolin looked on laughing as Avon found the Invisible Man laying in wait yet again!

Natalia


Once again Avon was late off the starting blocks at the Scorpio olympic games.



Terra Nostra


Sadly, Un-Ass-ilable Proof that Sun Dont Shine outta Kerr Avon's A***-H**e!
The Fan Club is STILL in Mourning, and or Denial!

Little Rascal


Avon made a mad dash for the door but it was too late. Once again Tarrant shut him out of the Scorpio's most trendy nightspot: Disco Bay 2 - Electric Boogaloo.

Ox


Soolin: Got him.

Craig


Things really took a turn for the worse when not only would the lift doors not close, but the cleaning staff failed to sign post slippery floors. Now they'd have Health and Safety and the Federation on their case!

Angloalpha


Once again evil Vodka had pulled the ground out from under Avon's feet.

Alice Kroopa


The other actors can only stare
as Paul Darrow takes off with
the show at the speed of light.

Artilla


No Avon! This Toilet only caters for Two and We saw all those beans you ATE last night!

Little Rascal


Tarrant: Look at Avon - we must be on the planet Gragoo, the only race to invent the invisible banana skin.
Soolin: What happened to them?
Tarrant: They slipped through a black hole.

Last Caption Hero


Tarrant: Quick Soolin, he's making a bolt for the door!
Soolin: A bolt? I thought these doors closed automatically?

Last Caption Hero


Soolin: Here's your son Tarrant, drunk out of his mind staggering up the garden path, aren't you the proud father!

Last Caption Hero


Celebrity The Adventure Game Special with Blake's 7.

Pedro


During Series 4, Paul Darrow was slipping over so often that it was easier for the cast and crew to make it part of the story.

white afro in space


Tarrant: "Quick, shut the door before we're infected, too!"
Soolin: "With what?"
Tarrant: "Faulty snapshot syndrome."
Avon: "Oh...shi--" [disintegrates]

The Next Planet


Suddenly, Avon realized this was it...

The Next Planet


A few more feet & the annual Scorpio pub crawl would be over.

Tarrant: COME ON AVON, don't let Kahl˙a win!!

Bill Twix


Does my bum look big in this????

JILLY CLARK


Zero G bowling was a fun way to kill an evening.

Blake Was Right


Open the pod bay doors, Avon

Blake Was Right


'My god, we're falling into a black hole...'

Cockroach Boy


Avon stumbled at the last moment, has the sale of 2 Blake's 7 action figures closed on eBay.

Zapdog


Avon knew he was going to trip over the hole in pavement, but wondered how long he would have to wait to be paid out by the council, would it be a million light years away.

LINZY


Ultimately, the set got so wobbly, the voyage to the door became a drama in itself. Could Avon maintain upright motion? Evidence would suggest otherwise. Even Tarrant looks badly shaken.

Kayleigh


It took Avon a while to realise that the crew had intentionally placed microscopic fragment of a neutron star into each of his boots!


zen


Avon attempt at tosing the the caber came to a abrupt end when he relized that he did not have a caber to toss and that tarrant had stolen all the limelight in his bid to become mr universe with his models pose.

LINZY


In the Eurovision Dance Contest Avon heads the UK to another 'Nul Pointe'

Ron


Paul thought it was about time he fell for someone on set ;p

zen


Paul Darrow presented a considered response to Terry Wogan's frequent criticism.

Cockroach Boy


Avon knew it was a bad idea to go to the pub for lunch

Anselmi


On the 4th series even the standing up budget was cut

Guido


Avon had passed the physical challenge and got the crystal but would he get out in time to avoid the automatic lock in?

Cockroach Boy


Soolin: " Watch it! Avon's calling"

Tarrant: "Quick Dayna, close the doors, or we'll never get rid of him until he's sold something"

Zen


Tarrant: "Seventy kilos", remember that Avon! Not nice is it?"

Zen


Avon: "Thats the last time I'll advertise one of those mobility-scooters on TV, I've not been has quick on my feet ever since"

Zen


Soolin "So THAT`S where my stiletto high heeled leather boots vanished to , Avon , tsk , that`ll teach ya"


Magic Pebble


You chose to turn down door no 2 Avon , let`s see what you could have won.

Oh , too bad , it was the way out........

Magic Pebble


Avon's tripping meant that he missed his staring spot on the Parkinson special

reesoid


Avon's tripping meant that he missed his staring spot on the Parkinson special

reesoid


Avon's tripping meant that he missed his staring spot on the Parkinson special

reesoid


Hanky Panky
I need a good spanky!

Cockroach Boy


I like big BUTTS and I cannot lie!

Harry


They'd all been drinking, but Avon was looking a little blurry.

frankXchange


Bay 2 was Avon's "second home" around the time of the full moon...

Futsie


When you've got teleport, there's always time to stop for a Richard III impression:

Avon: Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this sun of York.

Tarrant, Soolin: *claps*

Viva Las Vogons


Avon's monkey impression was always worth seeing

Cockroach Boy


Paul Darrow's attempts to appeal to a gay audience lacked subtlty.

Cockroach Boy


Avon: I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a security robot and your father smelt of Decimas!


Jorg Muller


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