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Competition 16
This competition ended on: 21st November 2002

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 26


Tarrant: "I dunno, it all happened so fast... I just said īnice permī and the next thing I knew I woke up on the floor like this..."
Vila: "Yup, sounds like Blake alright..."

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 15%
PAUL: I should have known Iīd find you all sprawled around the bar now that Garethīs back on the set.

Vilaīs mum

Percentage of vote= 12%
It was a sad sight, Tarrant out on the street begging for change

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 8%
Everyone was agreed that this was the worst game of Sardines they had ever played.

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 8%
Avon yet again found himself struggling with his urge to shoot people with silly curly hair...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 8%
Ah , so that`s what goes on in these Federation rest centres , the randy little devils
That`s why they`re so cram packed every year
Before long it`ll be standing room only

That `ill put a stop to it !!!

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 4%
Avon decided to amuse everyone by using his new glue gun to glue Tarrant to the floor.
Tarrant: Avon, you ****** ***** *****!
Well, NEARLY everyone was amused.

the killer pixie

Percentage of vote= 4%
T: My god, Avon. When you said you would shoot the losers I thought you were just joking!


Gilthanis

Percentage of vote= 4%
Avon showed everyone his new Fisher Price gun in an attempt to distract them from Soolinīs fornicating with a small, unconscious man lying on the floor of the ship.

Snapdragon

Percentage of vote= 4%
Tarrant: Who said playing Twister was easy?

Jemmiah

Percentage of vote= 4%
A terrible accident with a neutron blaster and Avonīs fidgety trigger finger left Dayna and Tarrant irreversibly fused at the heads.

Snapdragon

Percentage of vote= 4%
Tarrant: "Look, I havenīt got any more Fun-Sized Crunchie bars, alright!?! Now get away from me, you vultures!"

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 4%
The Scorpios lack of toilet facilities made the initial objective of planetary expeditions rather predictable.

Backdoor

Percentage of vote= 4%
Tarrant suddenly realised that he was "hanging out"...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 4%
Soolin: Look, itīs been rather a hectic day. I just havenīt had the time to do my hair, alright?

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 4%
Vila: I think youīre going bald Tarrant.

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 4%
The crew display their compassionate nature to endangered objects...
"I could swear the Mintie was there... did someone eat it?"

Chameleon

Percentage of vote= 4%
Avon: Look, next time Blake punches you, shoot him, Tarrant.
Tarrant:But thatīs not Marquis of Queensbury rules.
Vila flapping towel in background: Neither is what Blake did to the last challenger.
Soolin gathering teeth from the floor: These would make interesting hair ornaments, donīt you think?
Dayna, sulking:I donīt know why you wonīt let *me* take care of Blake.

Marian Mendez

Percentage of vote= 4%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

While everyoneīs attention was focused on Tarrant no-one saw the "Wet Paint" sign on the grill Vila was leaning against.

Slartibartfast


Avon decided to amuse everyone by using his new glue gun to glue Tarrant to the floor.
Tarrant: Avon, you ****** ***** *****!
Well, NEARLY everyone was amused.

the killer pixie


The Scorpios lack of toilet facilities made the initial objective of planetary expeditions rather predictable.

Backdoor


TARRANT: Thatīs the last time I play sardines with you lot!

Gemma


AVON: Since youīve managed to dispatch the dentist Iīll have to perform the extraction myself . . . with this.
TARRANT: Over my dead body
AVON: (nasty smile) Thatīs the idea . .

Gemma


Tarrant suddenly realised that he was "hanging out"...

Futsie


Bugger, I dropped my contacts

Jason Earle


Avon: Look, next time Blake punches you, shoot him, Tarrant.
Tarrant:But thatīs not Marquis of Queensbury rules.
Vila flapping towel in background: Neither is what Blake did to the last challenger.
Soolin gathering teeth from the floor: These would make interesting hair ornaments, donīt you think?
Dayna, sulking:I donīt know why you wonīt let *me* take care of Blake.

Marian Mendez


Dayna, Vila and Soolin went to hold Tarrant down while Avon administered the injection

Slartibartfast


Vila knew it was wrong, but it was just too late to stop. He had to throw up right now, whether it went over the others or not.

Slartibartfast


Dayna: I know itīs sad losing Scorpio, but on the plus side my shoulder pads are shiny.

Slartibartfast


It was a sad sight, Tarrant out on the street begging for change

Slartibartfast


Tarrant: "I dunno, it all happened so fast... I just said īnice permī and the next thing I knew I woke up on the floor like this..."
Vila: "Yup, sounds like Blake alright..."

Futsie


Avon showed everyone his new Fisher Price gun in an attempt to distract them from Soolinīs fornicating with a small, unconscious man lying on the floor of the ship.

Snapdragon


A terrible accident with a neutron blaster and Avonīs fidgety trigger finger left Dayna and Tarrant irreversibly fused at the heads.

Snapdragon


No amount of consolation would help - it was apparent Tarrantīs body WAS still shrinking

BouncingAyatollah


Ah , so that`s what goes on in these Federation rest centres , the randy little devils
That`s why they`re so cram packed every year
Before long it`ll be standing room only

That `ill put a stop to it !!!

Magic Pebble


Vila "It`s just not worth buying those cheap razors is it Tarrant"


Magic Pebble


PAUL: I should have known Iīd find you all sprawled around the bar now that Garethīs back on the set.

Vilaīs mum


Everyone was agreed that this was the worst game of Sardines they had ever played.

Slartibartfast


Soolin: Look, itīs been rather a hectic day. I just havenīt had the time to do my hair, alright?

Slartibartfast


Vila looks away as he sees that Soolinīs wig is slipping off.

Slartibartfast


The crew realise something is wrong as the universe begins to fold in on itself. Dayna and Tarrantīs heads fusing was the first sign.

Slartibartfast


Tarrant: "Look, I havenīt got any more Fun-Sized Crunchie bars, alright!?! Now get away from me, you vultures!"

Futsie


Steven was nearly doubled up with pain, and Michael was feeling just as bad. The rest of the cast agreed that the two of them should never have had that vindaloo left over from the end of season party the night before.

Slartibartfast


Vila: I think youīre going bald Tarrant.

Slartibartfast


Only Vila, with his chronic haemorrhoids, remained standing...

Futsie


AVON: Tarrant, look, we;ve told you lay off the beans!
TARRANT: Er... I shot that man! Really!

Currer


Tarrant: you think youīre having a bad hair day Soolin? Iīve broken a nail!

Slartibartfast


It was Tarrantīs first acid trip, and the others were not happy with the state of the person who had sold it to him - being dead and all.

Slartibartfast


Tarrant: Avon I was joking when I asked if that was a gun in your pocket or were you just pleased to see me.

Slartibartfast


Vila: Somebody do something, my backīs killing me!

Slartibartfast


Dayna: Tarrant you look really rough, have been playing with the naughty boys down the street?

Slartibartfast


So we are agreed. On the count of three we individually pick up the guns *one at a time* and...

Slartibartfast


Tarrant decided to "come out" about his height and had left his elevated boots at home...

Futsie


T: My god, Avon. When you said you would shoot the losers I thought you were just joking!


Gilthanis


Tarrant: Who said playing Twister was easy?

Jemmiah


Tarrant: "ok, you can all stop staring at me now... guys? Hello? Ok, this isnīt funny anymore... youīre really starting to freak me out now..."

Futsie


Desperately they searched high and low
but no-one could find Soolin`s hair scrungy

Magic Pebble


Avon yet again found himself struggling with his urge to shoot people with silly curly hair...

Futsie


Would he never learn? The crew helped Tarrant to his feet after he was thrown out of yet another karaoke club following his rendition of Leo Sayerīs "You Know I Canīt Dance"

Al


The crew asked Tarrant why he couldnīt keep his clothes tidy!

Vidar Raven


The crew display their compassionate nature to endangered objects...
"I could swear the Mintie was there... did someone eat it?"

Chameleon


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