Blakes 7 Caption Competition
MENU

Home
Whats New
What is Blakes7?
Episode Guide
Productions
Aquitar
B7 DVDS

Character Profiles
Crew
Federation

Fun Things
Downloads
Gallery
B7 Jigsaws
The First Time
Not A Well Man
Caption Competition

Wobblevision
Gadgets
Sound Samples
Limericks
Greetings Cards
B7 Concentration
Poll Results

Fan Interaction
Fan Social Events
Conventions

Discussion Forums

Blakes7 Chat

B7 Chat

Feedback

Email us

Links
Site Awards

Return To The Caption Menu

Competition 147
This competition ended on: 2nd September 2007

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 16


Series 5, episode 1

Tarrant: I know they only stunned us, but I'm more stunned by the way they have arranged Blake & Avon's bodies, FILTHY.

Vila: 57 slash authors just punched the air!

Rio

Percentage of vote= 19%
Villa, dayna and tarrant all hoped that they would win the lotto this week as they all owed soolin money.

LINZY

Percentage of vote= 19%
Vila: " I never did like these unisex toilets, I always think someone is watching"

Tarrant: " Nonsense Vila, thats just your paranoia"

Zen

Percentage of vote= 13%
I warned Avon that Insulting an A'i' razor wasn't a good idea!

Lil rascal

Percentage of vote= 6%
No one could look Avon in the face when he wanted to know the whereabouts of his teddy!

zen

Percentage of vote= 6%
Orac: Your version of Windows Vista is not genuine .. crash. rebooting.

Zapdog

Percentage of vote= 6%
Vila edged out Tarrant in the 'penmanship' competition by adding an impressive flourish to his name. Soolin wondered where they'd gotten the snow from.

frankXchange

Percentage of vote= 6%
They were waiting for inspiration but had to face it the telepromter had failed and they didn't know what to say!

Reesoid

Percentage of vote= 6%
Oh, so THAT's what the 'invert' button on the teleporter does. Yuck.

frankXchange

Percentage of vote= 6%
They watched the playback as Avon explained where Tarrant went wrong in landing Scorpio

Natalia

Percentage of vote= 6%
"Great. Just great. How're we going to explain *this* to Avon?"

The Next Planet

Percentage of vote= 6%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Series 5, episode 1

Tarrant: I know they only stunned us, but I'm more stunned by the way they have arranged Blake & Avon's bodies, FILTHY.

Vila: 57 slash authors just punched the air!

Rio


The "all the sprouts you can eat" buffet didn't look as appetising as it had in the advert...

Futsie


Vila edged out Tarrant in the 'penmanship' competition by adding an impressive flourish to his name. Soolin wondered where they'd gotten the snow from.

frankXchange


Tarrant: He must be a king!!

Soolin: How can you tell?

Tarrant: He hasn't got sh.. all over him

Eckart


I warned Avon that Insulting an A'i' razor wasn't a good idea!

Lil rascal


Dayna: "So that was Blake, then?"
Vila: "Yep..."
Tarrant: "Pity, I liked his hairstyle."

Futsie


Orac: Your version of Windows Vista is not genuine .. crash. rebooting.

Zapdog


Villa, dayna and tarrant all hoped that they would win the lotto this week as they all owed soolin money.

LINZY


Avon we knew you and Orac were close, but that's disgusting.

frankXchange


Tarrant: "I'm leaving. I'm having nothing to do with this. You told me I could meet a man who could give me some news about my family."

white afro in space


In their off hours the band formed a barbershop quartet called The Blaketones. Vila stole the show.

frankXchange


Oh, so THAT's what the 'invert' button on the teleporter does. Yuck.

frankXchange


Proof that Uranus is devoid of Inteligent Life!

Little Rascal


Avon, mind the step!

whoops too late

new b7 fan


No one could look Avon in the face when he wanted to know the whereabouts of his teddy!

zen


Steven: I told them over and over again.......having a plywood stage is dangerous!

Franky


Blake: I've fallen & I can't get up

Von Eschenbach


After queuing for 3 hours they were all disappointed with the new Ikea range.

Pedro


Vila: Uck... looks like another one of Og's little "messages"...

Futsie


Tarrant: "Six feet. There. *Now* do you believe me?"

The Next Planet


One he saw what was being served, Vila regretted being first in line at the buffet.

Blake Was Right


They waited with bated breath for someone to vote for their caption!

Natalia


Tarrant: "Damned thing practically exploded in my face."
All on board knew life was going to become unbearable without Tarrants automatic perm, cut and blow wave device.

Angloalpha


"Great. Just great. How're we going to explain *this* to Avon?"

The Next Planet


The fight ceased and they all looked sadly into the void. That had been their last curly wurly too...

maim


The Crew are surprised when "A bald dwarf " walks past them on set!

Zen


They watched the playback as Avon explained where Tarrant went wrong in landing Scorpio

Natalia


They were waiting for inspiration but had to face it the telepromter had failed and they didn't know what to say!

Reesoid


Now that Avon was dead, Tarrant didn't know how long he could keep up his poker face.

The Next Planet


The only way for the men to settle their differences was to compare sizes. Dayna had agreed to be the judge and Soolin would record the results for prosperity. It came as a surprise to them all when Avon was eliminated in the first round.

Cockroach Boy


Vila: " I never did like these unisex toilets, I always think someone is watching"

Tarrant: " Nonsense Vila, thats just your paranoia"

Zen


Tarrant "You`re right Vila , the water does go down anticlockwise on this base"


Magic Pebble


Tarrant : "Using the Moon Discs for target practice, Soolin how could you?"

Ron


If only they'd realized Avon slept in the nude, they would never have burst into his room like that.

Cockroach Boy


Dissapointed that Doctor Who got revived instead

Harry


Soolin: "Would someone move? I can't see a thing."
Tarrant: "Trust me, you don't want to."

The Next Planet


Soolin felt like that she was back at school again, having to look over other peoples shoulders sharing text books.

LINZY


Tarrant's attempts to unblock the toilet had failed again.

Cockroach Boy


Tarrant's attempts to unblock the toilet had failed again.

Cockroach Boy


Everyone watched with bated breath
as Valerie Singleton made a full size four poster bed , a Chippendale dining table
and a 3 piece suite , out of old toilet rolls ,
sticky backed plastic and thin air !


Magic Pebble


Back To The Top
  Home / Episode Guide / Conventions / Productions / Gadgets / Links / Email