"You see that active volcano over there?"
"Well, its going to go off if anyone makes another Monty Pythons reference."
"Oh what a pity. You see I was just about to return this dead parrot..."
"Blimey mate, that looks bad! The Beard First-Aid tent is thataway!"
"If I was you mate, I'd stand over there at a safe distance."
"Oh, why's that then?"
"We're all members of the Incredibly Dangerous Sports Club and those clouds you see in the back ground are thunder clouds, and these helmets - "
"Are highly conductive?"
"Excuse me chaps, but would you happen to be the Judean Peoples Front?"
"Nah, were the Peoples Front of Judea. The Judean Peoples Front are over there."
In the ensuing years the seven darves had grown up a bit. Although Snow White was looking quite rough.
The Quarry always got their man !
( pardon the pun )
It's the baliff's- run!
"Yeah, we all got our costumes from that kiosk. Hell of a salesman that guy, eh?"
Blake Was Right
Thats no monster, its my mother in-law, quick hide somewhere before she sees us.
NO ONE expects the Spanish conquistadores!
'A woman parking a camel! Heheh...'
"Crucifiction? One cross each, line on the left."
Liam Neeson in: Jason & The Argonauts
Is it just me but is that wooden horse the Greek bloke left us a little on the large side.
Behind the scenes at the new "Take That" video. Who needs Robbie?
I think we need to find a new place to take a slash. This area was once a wonderful lush green oasis.
Excuse me but could you tell me the way to Blackpool.
Sure mate, you see that rock over there?
what the white one next to the white one?
yes that's the one, you take a left until you reach the next white rock at which point you need to go left then straight for about 20 miles then at the next white rock turn right and then left. At which point you will get to a white rock and you will need to ask for further directions.
After this the Monty Python sketch is in the next quarry
"Im sorry, but your beard isnt Brian Blessed enough. Youre going to have to stand over there."
"Is that a mirage over there or are we filming near a nudist-beach"
Benos: " I cant really tell for here, come on fella's lets have a closer look"
He says he's escaped from Sir Francis Drake!
'That man has no beard!'
"He would have to be at the very center of a sophisticated technical complex which, if Orac has got his sums right, is not there. But, seven meters due west of the entrance. Or to be precise, that thing there."
white afro in space
Man on left "Oh no I don`t believe it , we`re stuck on a worthless dust ball in an obscure star system , which has a population of about 12"
Man on right "Yep , it`s a Tesco`s supermarket all right !"
There was something amiss with the latest edition of the Gratton catalogue...
Look at the boobs on her!
"..and thats the rock formation that looks like boobs."
'Silly hat stall? Just over there'
'and over there are the Doctor Who crew who will be filming here once we've finished'
'He brought forth juniper berries!'
'Stoning's over there madam'