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Competition 142
This competition ended on: 25th March 2007

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 20


Breaking down the 'fourth wall' in TV drama had never been taken so literally before.

Bubba Zanetti

Percentage of vote= 15%
Avon had finally had enough of his neighbours

Cockroach Boy

Percentage of vote= 15%
The Fantastic Voyage 2: Inside Jade Goody.

Tarrant: I thought they had to shrink us for this?

Avon: Not with an opening this big!!



Gooatbeeey

Percentage of vote= 10%
Tarrent: Safestyle did a good job putting in that window



Terra Nostra

Percentage of vote= 10%
Avon: " The question is are we on the outside unable to get in or....

Tarrant: "On the inside unable to get out."


zen

Percentage of vote= 5%
Location , Location , Location

Phil "This week , we`re helping some ambitious developers build their dream home"

Kirsty "They`re just dying for lots of space , and the best way to achieve that ,
is to knock some walls down !"



Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 5%
Tarrent: Do you think this will affect our no claims bonus?

Terra Nostra

Percentage of vote= 5%
Avon With a dent like this we'll never get our deposit back

Tarrrant We could try and fiddle the insurance

Reesoid

Percentage of vote= 5%
T: I said put a map of Australia on the wall, not through the wall

last caption hero

Percentage of vote= 5%
Avon: "It was just one lousy picture hook - this drill is crap."

Tarrant: "Well, we'll never get the bond back off the landlord now."

the visitor

Percentage of vote= 5%
Blake: Nietzsche said the more you look into the void, the void looks back at you.
Avon: Really? And does a statement like that fix walls?

SJB

Percentage of vote= 5%
Del: Hit it again Avon, BBC canteen food is not indestructible after all

Zapdog

Percentage of vote= 5%
Avon and Tarrant get caught on "Rogue Traders", pretending to repair a supporting wall with a milk crate and a traffic cone...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 5%
A: I don't get it, all I did was lean on the wall and it caved in.
T:It must be that chest expander you've been using.

Last Caption Hero

Percentage of vote= 5%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

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Wyle


A: I don't get it, all I did was lean on the wall and it caved in.
T:It must be that chest expander you've been using.

Last Caption Hero


T: Want to hear the good news Avon?
A: Yes, what is it?
T: I don't live in your flat, so if you don't mind I'll be off.



Last Caption Hero


T: I said put a map of Australia on the wall, not through the wall

last caption hero


T: Why do WE have to ...?
A: The girls won't do it!

The men steeled themselves
as they prepared to give Vila
his colonoscopy.

Artilla


Avon: Well, at least the BBC save money on sets.

Tarrent: Lets face it, they find ways of saving money on everything else

Terra Nostra


Poly filler, your going to need more than poly filler avon, your going to need alot of mars bars to fill that gap between meals.

LINZY


"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

Futsie


Avon had finally had enough of his neighbours

Cockroach Boy


Breaking down the 'fourth wall' in TV drama had never been taken so literally before.

Bubba Zanetti


Tarrant and Avon discover the camera crew.

Artilla


Tarrant: "Holy ..er.. holes, Batman!"

Futsie


Tarrent: Do you think this will affect our no claims bonus?

Terra Nostra


Avon "We`re gonna need a bigger mouse trap"

Magic Pebble


Avon "Yep , I think this piece of the puzzle goes here"


Magic Pebble


Tarrant: I admit I was a little heavy handed with the turtle wax, but a little filler and no-one will know.

Avon: I will know!

AndyD


Tarrant: "Don't worry, I can drive." you said. You've gone into a wall, reduced the car to dust and all we have to get us the rest of the way is the steering wheel.

Avon: Poop! Poop!

Trilby_Ardath


Tarrent: Safestyle did a good job putting in that window



Terra Nostra


Blake: No wonder our electricity bills are so high! The previous tenant had bricked up the bar fire and forgot to switch it off.

SJB


Avon: When I said I was looking for a hole in the wall, I meant preferably one that dispenses cash!!

SJB


Blake: Nietzsche said the more you look into the void, the void looks back at you.
Avon: Really? And does a statement like that fix walls?

SJB


Del: Hit it again Avon, BBC canteen food is not indestructible after all

Zapdog


Avon: "Actually, this is a portable food replicator. I'm going to plug the hole with either oxo cubes or dairy fudge. What do you think would match best?"

Tarrant: "mmmmmm, fudge..."

Futsie


Tarrant: " from this angle its a composite design of early workings, though that lower left section appears to be giving me - the finger!!"

Avon: " Its an hole in the ship - you idiot "

zen


Tarrant: "So what was in this section before it blew?"
Avon: "The ship's entire supply of toilet paper."

Dark Star


In a last desperate terrorist act, Avon & Tarrant steal Wonder Woman's invisible plane & crash it into Federatiion headquarters

Goatnad


T: "Well done E.M Forster."
A: "Bugger!"

AngloAlpha


Location , Location , Location

Phil "This week , we`re helping some ambitious developers build their dream home"

Kirsty "They`re just dying for lots of space , and the best way to achieve that ,
is to knock some walls down !"



Magic Pebble


Avon: " The question is are we on the outside unable to get in or....

Tarrant: "On the inside unable to get out."


zen


Avon: "It was just one lousy picture hook - this drill is crap."

Tarrant: "Well, we'll never get the bond back off the landlord now."

the visitor


Avon and Tarrant get caught on "Rogue Traders", pretending to repair a supporting wall with a milk crate and a traffic cone...

Futsie


The Giant Orange Plasticene Monster had devoured two more victims.

Cockroach Boy


Hey! Who tried to chuck my TV through the wall?!

Harry


Tarrant: "Listen Avon, that hole wasn't here when we
'salvaged' this scruffy bag of bolts."

Avon: " I think we just found the location of Vila's hidden soma- distillery"!!



zen


Paul: ' Lets take it next door "Jim'll Fit it"

Steven: ' Who's "Jim"!!?

zen


It seemed clear that Avon was going to fail his fork -lift licence test again...

the visitor


The Fantastic Voyage 2: Inside Jade Goody.

Tarrant: I thought they had to shrink us for this?

Avon: Not with an opening this big!!



Gooatbeeey


Avon: Tarrent, what did I tell you about giving Villa Booze during flight- just look what he's done now!

Tarrent: It's not that easy becuase as soon as he finishes the booze he starts on the Soma

Terra Nostra


Avon the Minature Dentist leapt into action...

Cockroach Boy


Avon: "That's another fine mess you've gotten me into"

Ron


'When I track down that O'Riley...calls himself a builder...'

Cockroach Boy


Tarrant: "Ask me and I'll tell you that you and I have just learned a lot to little positive advantage"

white afro in space


Blake's 7 crew audition for Captain Scarlet remake.

zapdog


T: You know, Avon, when you said 'screw you' I didn't think you meant it.

Blake Was Right


T: Well Avon, it's nice, but I'm not sure I would call it art.

Blake Was Right


Futuristic version of 'Pin the tail'...

Blake Was Right


A: "Oops..."

Blake Was Right


'You know, I think this might be beyond even the powers of duct-tape.'

konig


Avon With a dent like this we'll never get our deposit back

Tarrrant We could try and fiddle the insurance

Reesoid


Tarrant - 'And through this tiny hole Vila has been spying on Soolin in the showers?'

Cockroach Boy


Tarrant - 'I told you we shouldn't let them hold a forum meet-up on the ship!'

Cockroach Boy


For this special effects shot to work, Steven and Paul had to stand still for so long that they lost all feeling in their bodies.

Cockroach Boy


They should have gone to specsavers!

Cockroach Boy


Avon approached the opening with his mighty drill...


Cockroach Boy


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