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Competition 141
This competition ended on: 17th February 2007

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 14


With only secret glances across the office exchanged. How could the love that dare not speak it's name be consummated if they were always under surveillance?

The "Anti-sodomy Squad" trooper would have to be disposed of, & soon.

Moatbouy

Percentage of vote= 21%
Sorry dude , this is a Goth`s only club.

Panther`s Moon

Percentage of vote= 7%
New haircut ( cos i`ll be on telly ) 40
Taxi fair to BBC studios 15
Extra large portion of baked beans for dinner 5
Being picked to play a trooper with full getup including gasmask PRICELESS !!!


Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 7%
"Bring out the Gimp"

white afro in space

Percentage of vote= 7%
Colonel:Well If you know how to programe this antiquated VCR I like to see you try

Reesoid

Percentage of vote= 7%
Trooper: "[Sigh]....To think I've been a storm-trooper in Star Wars and a Cyberman in Dr Who and now a Trooper in a cruddy court martial scene..."

zen

Percentage of vote= 7%
Leader: Ok squad, peasants out there, believe that we here at the Inland Revenue are oppressive.

Zapdog

Percentage of vote= 7%
Colonel Quute: Do you think anyone will notice the federation have resorted to nicking full size plastic models from Marks And Spencer to save money on employing real guards?

General: Not If we re-adjust it's posistioning every half hour or so

Terra Nostra

Percentage of vote= 7%
My agent, ladies and gentlemen..

Ensor

Percentage of vote= 7%
(Colonel Quute dusts off his gloved hands)
General: Yes. Your discipline of Helots is ... entertaining.
I bit my cigar in half.
Give me another.

japchae

Percentage of vote= 7%
General: "Keep an... EYE out for those rebels, eh?"
Guard: "Eye eye, sir!"
Quute: "Oh ha bloody ha..."

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 7%
And so ... the finalists in the
Federation's "Most Disdainful Look"
competition squared off.

Artilla

Percentage of vote= 7%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

With only secret glances across the office exchanged. How could the love that dare not speak it's name be consummated if they were always under surveillance?

The "Anti-sodomy Squad" trooper would have to be disposed of, & soon.

Moatbouy


'Send in Pamela Anderson for questioning!'
'She's not here'.
'well it was worth a try wasn't it?'

SJB


Dont just stand there the both of you, come and help me work out how to use the teasmade that serverlan gave me for my birthday.

LINZY


Leader: Ok squad, peasants out there, believe that we here at the Inland Revenue are oppressive.

Zapdog


"Good evening, youre watching the Home Shopping Channel, and right now, its time for the S&M half hour!"

Harry


General: " Right then Colonel, should we find out if thats your P45 or mine!!"

zen


New haircut ( cos i`ll be on telly ) 40
Taxi fair to BBC studios 15
Extra large portion of baked beans for dinner 5
Being picked to play a trooper with full getup including gasmask PRICELESS !!!


Magic Pebble


Trooper: "[Sigh]....To think I've been a storm-trooper in Star Wars and a Cyberman in Dr Who and now a Trooper in a cruddy court martial scene..."

zen


And so ... the finalists in the
Federation's "Most Disdainful Look"
competition squared off.

Artilla


'He's not just my general...he's also a good place to put my tea cup on'

Cockroach Boy


General: "Keep an... EYE out for those rebels, eh?"
Guard: "Eye eye, sir!"
Quute: "Oh ha bloody ha..."

Futsie


"At the Star Wars,
Star Wars cantina,
the hottest spot
you've ever seen -a"



Artilla


"Huh....its pathetic...No one could replace Travis, certainley not this ponce."

Petutlant reply.."I'm not copying Travis...and this patch is really rather good...at night I can just move it over the other eye and its stops the lights waking me up"

Bseven


Guard "Well I thought the sound machine was worth 100 credits"

Ron


Quute: " Whats with the Troopers, are we expecting trouble here?"

General: " Apparently Valentine and SteveR are coming to the next meeting - I'm taking precautions!"

Zen


General: I've only got my hands there because they are cold!!

Quute: Yes my hands used to get cold, if I hadn't stopped I'd be wearing a double eyepatch right now!!

Boatgoy


Colonel Quute: Do you think anyone will notice the federation have resorted to nicking full size plastic models from Marks And Spencer to save money on employing real guards?

General: Not If we re-adjust it's posistioning every half hour or so

Terra Nostra


The 80's may be over but the shoulder pads live on forever...

Cockroach Boy


General: " whats with the trooper at the door! - to stop people leaving without paying!!"

Quute: " No general, to stop people complaining about the appalling Cuisine in here!"

Zen


The front line of Federation genetic research - half human, half shoulder pad.

Cockroach Boy


For days now these two men have been lying in wait, hoping that soon their name badges will arrive. And still they stare at the letterbox, waiting, hoping and praying.

Terra Nostra


No other scene in Blakes 7 contained so much sexual tension.

Cockroach Boy


"Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...Dickus?"

Goatboy


Hey, if you think the eye-patch makes me look like Travis, you should see what they've done to my arm.

Sorsha


Sorry dude , this is a Goth`s only club.

Panther`s Moon


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Magic Pebble


You're leaving me for him?

Cockroach Boy


The Blake's 7/Spongebob Squarepants crossover episode contained a special cameo by Patchy the Pirate.

Cockroach Boy


I'm sorry but this is a really stupid business idea for a minicab firm and who's gonna want a one eyed taxi driver?

Last caption hero


This is typical of the BBC, three actors and one chair!

SJB


Dam these costumes,anybody who has just switched on could mistake us for 'allo,allo'.

SJB


Your not having your picture taken for federation weekly are you, if you are thats just not on they did^nt ask me.

LINZY


Dont you hate it when someone turns up to a party wearing the same thing as you are?

Harry


(Colonel Quute dusts off his gloved hands)
General: Yes. Your discipline of Helots is ... entertaining.
I bit my cigar in half.
Give me another.

japchae


'And this is why our camoflague programme doesn't work in places with white walls'

Cockroach Boy


'And this is why our camoflague programme doesn't work in places with white walls'

Cockroach Boy


"Bring out the Gimp"

white afro in space


Day 41 in the Blakes 7 Big Brother House and armed security has been bought in to restore peace after a fight broke out, resulting in mophead losing an eye. But still the feud continues.......

Terra Nostra


Colonel:Well If you know how to programe this antiquated VCR I like to see you try

Reesoid


Colonel Quute: This new teasmade is taking forever

General: Yesssss, perhaps we shouldn't kill the natives?

Colonel Quute: Well they did make very good tea"

General "Yesssss"

Goatboy


"So Space Commander Travis how does it feel to be reincarnated as a slap head, who still only has one eye?"





Terra Nostra


"Hey, dont you think we shouldve taken our Christmas decorations down already? I mean, with them still up, our headquarters nearly looks colourful, and I simply cannot allow that."

Harry


Ok very funny! Now give me back my eye!!!

Decima 1


My agent, ladies and gentlemen..

Ensor


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