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Competition 138
This competition ended on: 4th December 2006

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 21


Blake: Suppressants? Mind Control? What next, Leprechauns??!!

white afro in space

Percentage of vote= 24%
Meanwhile at the auditions for the part of Romeo:

Gareth: Aren't you a little TOO feminine for the part of Romeo?

Gillian: Well the Nurse auditions are next week, so come back then fat boy!!

Goatboy

Percentage of vote= 24%
Special guest appearance by the unicorn man

Harry

Percentage of vote= 14%
Gareth Thomas: Ok, have you eaten or drunk anything in the last 48 hours? Have you had sex, masturbated or put makeup on in the last 2 days?
Ravella: No, no, no, no.
Gareth Thomas: How do you feel?
Ravella: Hungry, thirsty and horny!
Gareth: Right then, you may now marry Tom Cruise!

Debaser

Percentage of vote= 10%
Romance blossomed at the Annual Tank Top Convention.

Cockroach Boy

Percentage of vote= 5%
Blake: " Listen Ravella. I knew you wanted our office 'open-plan'! - but can we have our door back!"

zen

Percentage of vote= 5%
I wanted a polo neck too

Ron

Percentage of vote= 5%
B: Don't you find the reflections in this fun house mirror a bit disturbing?

Blake Was Right

Percentage of vote= 5%
The Federation must be destroyed even if it only improves Fashion

reesoid

Percentage of vote= 5%
B: Why is everyone wearing my clothes?

Blake Was Right

Percentage of vote= 5%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Meanwhile at the auditions for the part of Romeo:

Gareth: Aren't you a little TOO feminine for the part of Romeo?

Gillian: Well the Nurse auditions are next week, so come back then fat boy!!

Goatboy


Lamest.


Discotheque.



EVER.



Harry


Ravella "Darling , what happened to our Christmas tree this year ?"

Blake "Well , you said you wanted a live one , and he came with free balls"

Ravella "So where the heck am I supposed to hang all the lights then !"


Magic Pebble


Ravella: “That’s your 3D stand-in.”
Blake: “I think I’ll just die before programmers succeed with making its 3D-hair looking convincingly.”


Zilina


Servalan had long ago decreed that every woman should have 2 husbands, one for everyday use and the other being the joker or wild card for bank holidays

Tariel Yell


Pat Gorman just loved to get in the background of the main actors shots.

Harry


B: Dont look now, but theres an Auton watching us.

Harry


Who^s the guy with his hands in his pockets, has he rolled in from the national ballet he^s dressed for it.

Linzy


Ravella: "Oi. Where did you blow in from, curly?"

white afro in space


Gareth Thomas: Ok, have you eaten or drunk anything in the last 48 hours? Have you had sex, masturbated or put makeup on in the last 2 days?
Ravella: No, no, no, no.
Gareth Thomas: How do you feel?
Ravella: Hungry, thirsty and horny!
Gareth: Right then, you may now marry Tom Cruise!

Debaser


B: Don't you find the reflections in this fun house mirror a bit disturbing?

Blake Was Right


Romance blossomed at the Annual Tank Top Convention.

Cockroach Boy


The Federation must be destroyed even if it only improves Fashion

reesoid


Blake: " Listen Ravella. I knew you wanted our office 'open-plan'! - but can we have our door back!"

zen


Ever since the Federation took over, Madame Tuassards had been going down hill...

Cockroach Boy


Im sorry love, but that looks nothing like Gordon Tracey. If you shaved its hair off it might make a decent Hood, but still, thats stretching it a bit.

Harry


Blake: " Dont look now Ravella, but your other half as found us"

zen


I wanted a polo neck too

Ron


Blake: Well if it's not a mini you & it's not a mini me, who the hell is it a mini of????

Goatboy


Blake "Looks like there`s a queue for the pie and mash shop ,
oh , ya couldn`t lend me a tenna could ya?
So how are ya enjoying yer date so far darlin?"


SSSSLAP !


Magic Pebble


Maja: And this was me before the sex change.
Blake: And this just happened because you masturbated too much?

Jag trodde pa Blake men ingenting skedde


Blake: Children! I've never worked with children!
Maja: Well get used to it because tonight we're going to play Teddy Bears picnic...

Punctured lungs


Blake: I'm not going outside, it's a federal offence!
Maja: See that fellow over there? I've told him that you are feeling very horny because you can't stop thinking about him, so get your arse outside before you become his bitch.

Eighth member


The Federation was so strapped for cash that they just glued prisoners to the walls.

Cockroach Boy


Special guest appearance by the unicorn man

Harry


Maja: How do you feel?

Blake: Hungry and thirsty. I've been wandering around for days, lost. Why does every corridor look the same?

AA - Avon Anonymous


Can the Changing Rooms team turn an oppressive utalitarian corridor into a stylish passageway? Tune in at eigh o'clock to find out!

Cockroach Boy


Blakes 7 Trivia Tidbit #23

Del Tarrant makes an uncredited cameo debut in some of the early scenes of 'The Way Back'.

Harry


Blake: Are you saying, I slept with your brother.

zapdog


Blake: Are you saying, I slept with your brother.

zapdog


There was only one hooker per colony and Blake had finally got to the head of the queue.

Cockroach Boy


Blake - 'And that's why you wanted to meet me? To show me an action figure?'

Cockroach Boy


Don't look now, but I think this guy to my right is having a bit too much fun with his pockets.

Spock\


camera man says "blake, just a little to the left, yeah that's it, work it, work it, look a little more startled babe... Cheers.. bloody brilliant!"

shake-a-leg


Blake: Suppressants? Mind Control? What next, Leprechauns??!!

white afro in space


Even in the distant future, people still used to hang around in shopping centres...

Cockroach Boy


Blake - 'There have been three people in this marraige...'

Cockroach Boy


Vila "Ok Mr Robin Hoodlum , get me out of this one"

Blake "Don`t blame me Vila , YOU said you liked maid Marrion !"


Magic Pebble


Blake: You're RIGHT, I do look much better in this mirror! Younger, no curly hair, and much thinner. I'll buy it!

god was a freak


Smock you!

Slappy White


B: Why is everyone wearing my clothes?

Blake Was Right


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