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Competition 15
This competition ended on: 28th October 2002

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 24


The future of man kind will go through an interesting cycle, in mans never ending search for perfection of the human form.

Psychopath -> short fat man -> Translucent Red cube

Paul Maddox

Percentage of vote= 21%
Neither Avon nor Keeler had what it took to do a really convincing Alfred Hitchcock impression

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 17%
Avon hated waiting in the queue at the bank, there was always someone with a huge rotating red cube to cash in front of him

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 13%
Off-screen Voice: And here are today´s fashions, ladies and gentlemen, beautifully displayed by these two gentlemen and the cube...

Chameleon

Percentage of vote= 8%
This is a clever optical illusion. If you remove the cube you will see that the two men are in fact exactly the same height.

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 8%
Keeler: Is that diagram of the ship following us accurate and is it what I think it is?
Avon: Yes, it´s a Borg cube ship.
Keeler (panicky): What are we gonna do?
Avon: Maybe if we stare at the wall and act like we´ve been assimilated they´ll ignore us!

Chameleon

Percentage of vote= 4%
Please form an orderly cube... ha.... ha......

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 4%
Avon: Did you press the button? Or do you possibly have difficulty reaching it?

T´essa

Percentage of vote= 4%
Keiller: I hate these modern space ships. The lifts take forever.
Avon: And the muzak is enough to drive one to crime.

Nico

Percentage of vote= 4%
Avon begins to regret taking Orac up on his advice of checking into a clothes rehab clinic

"See , it`s a red day today Mr Avon , tommorow it`s pink"

........Ahhhhhhhhhh !!!

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 4%
"Well this is the cheapest VCR we have at the moment sir - was £99 but reduced to £49 due to slight cube damage..."

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 4%
Avon and Keeler were looking for the next exhibit in the year 9 federation school craft competition

Heidi

Percentage of vote= 4%
Avon:
By the look of you, you have already eaten one cube, surely your not going to eat another?

Jezza

Percentage of vote= 4%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Off-screen Voice: And here are today´s fashions, ladies and gentlemen, beautifully displayed by these two gentlemen and the cube...

Chameleon


Avon:
By the look of you, you have already eaten one cube, surely your not going to eat another?

Jezza


This is a clever optical illusion. If you remove the cube you will see that the two men are in fact exactly the same height.

Futsie


Buddha still lives on!

Street


Please form an orderly cube... ha.... ha......

Futsie


The Generation Game: er... lemme see... er... big pink cube thing... er... two dodgy looking geezers... er...

Futsie


Avon "I hate these base station lifts"

Vidar Raven


Keeler: "Is it in?"

Futsie


"Well this is the cheapest VCR we have at the moment sir - was £99 but reduced to £49 due to slight cube damage..."

Futsie


Avon: "Look Keeler that must be the new Game Cube!"
Keeler: "Sure is, maybe if we act like we don´t want it The Federation will let us have it."

B.B.B.


A: Keep staring at the wall, we may just be able to knock it down! And if we´re lucky, we´ll get the cube, too!


annoynomouse


A: The Federation will never know that it was us who knocked their wall down!
K: Oh, I dunno, I could swear the cube´s watching us...

the killer pixie


(Avon thinking) Maybe it was a mistake, taking door number three. Now I´ll never know what was in the red cube box...

Gilthanis


Keeler: Is that diagram of the ship following us accurate and is it what I think it is?
Avon: Yes, it´s a Borg cube ship.
Keeler (panicky): What are we gonna do?
Avon: Maybe if we stare at the wall and act like we´ve been assimilated they´ll ignore us!

Chameleon


Avon: You mean the BORG are after US??
Keeler: Well, if we look like we´ve already been assimilated we MIGHT just get away with out minds!

Chameleon


Avon: Did you press the button? Or do you possibly have difficulty reaching it?

T´essa


Avon: Orac said something about a sub mutronic overlap shift meaning that we couldn´t use the teleport, but I think it´s just a plot device to get me stuck with you.

Slartibartfast


Avon hated waiting in the queue at the bank, there was always someone with a huge rotating red cube to cash in front of him

Slartibartfast


Avon: Is it me or is it getting bigger?
Keeler: Please tell me you´re talking about the cube.

Slartibartfast


Keiller: I hate these modern space ships. The lifts take forever.
Avon: And the muzak is enough to drive one to crime.

Nico


Keiller: There´s a big red cube in here somewhere.
Avon: Well, keep looking, it can´t be far away.

Nico


Avon and Keeler were looking for the next exhibit in the year 9 federation school craft competition

Heidi


The future of man kind will go through an interesting cycle, in mans never ending search for perfection of the human form.

Psychopath -> short fat man -> Translucent Red cube

Paul Maddox


Keeler: Let me know if you see any red, green and blue caterpillars - some escaped from a cargo shipment and they´re deadly!

BouncingAyatollah


Avon: Keeler, do you polish your bald patch or is it natural shine?
Keeler: I use that red cube, it´s patent patent polisher

Slartibartfast


Neither Avon nor Keeler had what it took to do a really convincing Alfred Hitchcock impression

Slartibartfast


Keeler: The ship´s got state-of-the-art red crystal security cameras hidden everywhere, they´re virtually undetectable.

BouncingAyatollah


I told sony that the Playstation 27 would be to big

Jaz Dean


Avon ( thinking ) "Ah well , I guess if you can`t have two weeks in the Algarve then a week at Butlins is better than nothing"

Senior Redcoat "This is your chalet sir , breakfast is served at eight"

Magic Pebble


Avon: Conditions in this toilet are dreadful.
Keeler: you´re not the one standing at the front.

Slartibartfast


Keeler: You know, I don´t think modern art is what it used to be.
Avon: That´s because you´re too shallow to appreciate it.
Keeler: You made this one didn´t you?

Slartibartfast


Avon: Oh I´m so sorry, I didn´t see you there.
Keeler: Not at all, I enjoyed it.

Slartibartfast


Avon begins to regret taking Orac up on his advice of checking into a clothes rehab clinic

"See , it`s a red day today Mr Avon , tommorow it`s pink"

........Ahhhhhhhhhh !!!

Magic Pebble


Avon decided to try out for the next Penguin advertisement. Looking at the competition, he might have a chance!

Simon


GUARD: So, Madam, can you see the individual who stole your gold in this line-up?

Gemma


Remember Keeler , green is clean.............


Magic Pebble


AVON: So . . . do you come here often?

Gemma


Avon never quite got over his rejection from The Krypton Factor.

Gemma


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