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Competition 137
This competition ended on: 28th November 2006

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 14


Travis: I'm so nervous, I've never met Shirley Bassey before, but I've admired her for years...oop get your pen ready, here she comes

Goatboy

Percentage of vote= 21%
Travis: Wow look at that, this device makes Servalan dance. Wiggle those hips sexy!!!!!!

Roj Blake

Percentage of vote= 21%
Travis, stop playing that damn Gameboy and go after Blake!

Slappy White

Percentage of vote= 14%
Oh, no Central Control for Travis, huh? Fine, I'll get my own, Star One, with blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget Star One and the blackjack! Ah, screw the whole thing."


The Wooksta!

Percentage of vote= 7%
Travis: Get back! I have a Strontium grenade...(Buzzzzzzzzzzz)... Hold on, this isn't a Strontium grenade...
Servalan: Thankyou, Travis, I wondered where my superstud silver vibrator with anal attachments had got to...

Eighth Member

Percentage of vote= 7%
You can always tell if someone is evil if they are about to drop-kick a mouse.

Harry

Percentage of vote= 7%
V/O: 'Do you love someone enough to share your last Rolo?'

white afro in space

Percentage of vote= 7%
Travis: Damm plam pilot! I need my f***king lines now. I don't know what to say

Reesoid

Percentage of vote= 7%
S: Well?

T: No. I still can't get a signal. Bloody useless phone!

Blake Was Right

Percentage of vote= 7%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Travis: Damm plam pilot! I need my f***king lines now. I don't know what to say

Reesoid


EDIT:
Servalan: I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transylvania

Richard from Crystal Maze


Servalan: I'm just a sweet transsexual from Transylvania...

Richard from Crystal Maze


Travis: It's just a step to the left, and then a jump to the riiiiiiight....

Richard from Crystal Maze


Travis reeled the line in as hard as he could, but it was hard work. This fish seemed to be much more powerful than anything he'd ever landed

Blake var felaktig


Travis' lack of depth perception would often lead to him walking into walls.


*whack*

Harry


Travis fumbled with his only contact lens

Ron


'Just my luck' thought Travis. 'Servalan's flashing her boobs and my camera won't work!'

Cockroach Boy


'Just my luck' thought Travis. 'Servalan's flashing her boobs and my camera won't work!'

Cockroach Boy


Travis: I'm so nervous, I've never met Shirley Bassey before, but I've admired her for years...oop get your pen ready, here she comes

Goatboy


No! Please, no more bush tucker trials! Here she comes! I'm a celebraty - get me out of here!

andy field


Coming up on his blind side, Servalan caught Travis counting on his fingers.

AA - Avon Anonymous


Servelan smirked. Giving Travis that Chinese finger trap for his birthday had kept him out of trouble for fifteen whole minutes.

l33t s3r13s 3


T: open the door goddammit stupid remote...
...i'm gonna get a blasting from servalan...

again!

Just visiting...


Travis, stop playing that damn Gameboy and go after Blake!

Slappy White


Bring the house down this christmas

with new Federation KERPLUNK !



(warning , contains fuses and small parts)

Magic Pebble


Okay Magic 8 Ball, will I kill Blake?

*shake* *shake*

"It seems unlikely." Alright then, will I kill Avon?

*shake* *shake*

"The odds are against your favour" Dammit. Then who am I gonna kill, huh? Some big fat loser who needs a pacemaker?

Harry


S: Well?

T: No. I still can't get a signal. Bloody useless phone!

Blake Was Right


Oh, no Central Control for Travis, huh? Fine, I'll get my own, Star One, with blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget Star One and the blackjack! Ah, screw the whole thing."


The Wooksta!


DUDE! My hands are HUGE! And they can touch anything,....anything but themselves.....oh.

Harry


Travis: Wow look at that, this device makes Servalan dance. Wiggle those hips sexy!!!!!!

Roj Blake


Here is the chruch, here is the steeple,...no wait, was it a spire? Uh. Bugger.

Harry


Bloody GPS is on the blink again *whack*.

Harry


TRAVIS: HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED HOW ALL THE CORRIDOORS LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME?

BAD WOLF IN TORCHWOOD


Servalan had discovered that a remote-control Travis was far more menacing than the real one

Kiss the sky


Travis had eaten one too many hamburgers. It was officially declared that he had left the building.

There but for the grace of god go I


"Hurry, R2D2. Find Obi-Wan. He's my only hope!"

Phantom Menace


Wherever Brian Ferry went, Marc Almond followed.

Cockroach Boy


Having finally got to the head of the queue for the toilet, Travis realised his costume didn't have a zippr.

Cockroach Boy


Travis realised he had only moments left to reach his personnel best on Pac Man before she arrived !

Kally


Brian. Croucher. The man was a legend. Here he is finely controlling his breathing to extend the amount of time he can stay within the tight confines of his costume.

Los Afficiandos


The rest of the cast eventually found Brian Croucher still rehearsing his line about the big illusion hours after filming actually began

In Da House


Travis: Get back! I have a Strontium grenade...(Buzzzzzzzzzzz)... Hold on, this isn't a Strontium grenade...
Servalan: Thankyou, Travis, I wondered where my superstud silver vibrator with anal attachments had got to...

Eighth Member


Servalan: Earth to Travis, what are you doing, Blake's getting away!
Travis: Hold on, just texting my favourite mutoid Blobhead, she's sucking the blood out of me tonight at Federation Headquarters

Strangers in the Night


Servalan: Earth to Travis, what are you doing, Blake's getting away!
Travis: Hold on, just texting my favourite mutoid Blobhead, she's sucking the blood out of me tonight at Federation Headquarters

Strangers in the Night


Servalan: Travis, what are you doing?
Travis: I'm going to throw this script at Gareth Thomas, so that he'll forever more be typecast as Blake out of Blake's 7 and never get another job when he tries to leave the programme

Tariel Yell


Brian Croucher: Alas, poor Gan! I knew him well...

Shakespearo


Michael Jackson singing "Ben" in Central Control.

Flaw in Space Time the Continuum


As Travis fed his dinner to his prize pigeon, he suddenly realised with a start that 'Er indoors was on the warpath.

Even the best of us


Servalan: Travis, stop, you'll bring the roof in!
Travis: Well we need an extra bedroom in the attic, what with all these weird convention visitors.

Strontium Dog


Travis: What are you supposed to do with a strontium grenade when you pull the pin out?
Servalan: Eat it, for heaven's sake!

Somebody has to jump


Travis: My MP3 player won't work...I want Paint it Black! Paint it Black!

Gulp rhythms


Travis: It says now make a left off the M16 onto the A78 using the sliproad signposted for Wokington...
Servalan: No, the A78 is not until the traffic point at Dunston, we've just gone past the roadworks at Crewe turnoff!

Happens all the time


Servalan: Travis, stop! That's MY quarterpounder with triple cheese!

Throw an exception


Servalan: Travis! Your smoke alarm has woken up everybody in the whole building!
Travis: Yes erm I was frying fish....

Zed zed zed zed


You can always tell if someone is evil if they are about to drop-kick a mouse.

Harry


*flicks boogey*

Harry


V/O: 'Do you love someone enough to share your last Rolo?'

white afro in space


'It's not Terry's - it's mine!'

Cockroach Boy


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