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Competition 136
This competition ended on: 25th October 2006

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 7


The Blakes 7 Garden Gnome Set. COLLECT THEM ALL!

Harry

Percentage of vote= 29%
Blake - 'Oh dear god. Do any of you understand camoflague at all?'

Cockroach Boy

Percentage of vote= 29%
B: Well?

A: I can create a machine that will mow this grass, just give me some time.

V: Well I can't do it. I get hay fever!

G: Never mind the machine, Avon. I'm so hungry I'll just graze it.

Blake Was Right

Percentage of vote= 14%
B: OK who p**d off Jenna and Cally enough that they dumped us here ! Avon?

Kally

Percentage of vote= 14%
Blake: When I said I just had to nip behind this bush you didn't ALL have to come!!


Goatboy

Percentage of vote= 14%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

The Blakes 7 Garden Gnome Set. COLLECT THEM ALL!

Harry


B: Whats the matter guys? Dont you like shagpile?

Harry


Avon: " I dont know which is worse Blake, having a picnic in the Blue Peter garden or Vila forgeting to bring the picnic-box"

zen


The Ramblers Association had turned millitant...

Cockroach Boy


FLEA'S 7

The crew struggle to survive on the hairy OG

zen


B: OK who p**d off Jenna and Cally enough that they dumped us here ! Avon?

Kally


Blake: Have you lot learned your lesson?

(all 3): Yes, Blake.

Blake: Allright then. 'Time out' is over. You can go play.

Space Commander Travis


Avon: " I cant get up now Blake"

Blake: " Whats the matter with you Avon?"

Avon: " I've just ripped my trousers kneeling down"

zen


Avon: " Its no good Blake. we'll never find your contact-lense in this lot"

ZEN


'Well there's only one way to decide this' mused Terry Nation. 'Eeny meeny...'

Cockroach Boy


Gan had just noticed a sign nearby that said 'Dog's Toilet'

Cockroach Boy


Blake: "I'll do it"
Avon: "You'd better go, take Vila or they'll complain to Atlan"
Vila: "What the hell do I care?"
Gan: (to himself) "How I ever came to be mixed up with a bunch of psychopathic killers"

white afro in space


B: Right, all we need are some flowers, some waxworks figures and some brass instruments and we can recreate the cover of 'Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band'.

Harry


B: Well?

A: I can create a machine that will mow this grass, just give me some time.

V: Well I can't do it. I get hay fever!

G: Never mind the machine, Avon. I'm so hungry I'll just graze it.

Blake Was Right


Blake: When I said I just had to nip behind this bush you didn't ALL have to come!!


Goatboy


Avon: "Must we? Personally, I don't care if we find any magic mushrooms. I shall stay because I don't like an unsolved mystery.

white afro in space


Blake: We've been transported into the wrong TV programme, Blackadder is on BBC2!!

SJB


Gareth: Thank f*ck the script is better than this cringe worthy crap we have to wear

SJB


Blake: Come on Avon, it's ok if the kids think we're the Wiggles.

Zapdog


Blake - 'Oh dear god. Do any of you understand camoflague at all?'

Cockroach Boy


Blake - 'That's a bull over there and someone's outfit seems to have made it angry...'

Cockroach Boy


It was at that point that Avon realised he was sitting on his gun.

Harry


70'S boybands were very strange...

Cockroach Boy


Gan looked nervously at the minefield. After all, he'd already lost one leg on the last one.

Craig


B: "Now to solve this constant bickering we're all going to take part in a 'role play.' Gan and I are counsellors, so Avon, you go first...what are you feeling right now?"
A: "Look at my outfit, how the hell do you think I'm feeling!? I can't even crouch down without something chaffing."
B: "Okay, I'm sensing some hostility: Vila, your thoughts?"
V: "This is Jenna's outfit."
B: "Ah, I think we're getting somewhere."

Angloalpha


"Popping the question" lessons.

Anonymous


Blake: Well?

Vila: No, praying isn't helping my panic attack!

Anonymous


'When I suggested wife swapping'mutterd Vila 'I sort of anticipated inviting Jenna and Cally'

Cockroach Boy


Blake: Go on Avon, please go back on the pitch, they are not laughing at your outfit

Zapdog


The picnic was off to a bad start. Vila had forgotten the hamper and Avon had knelt in a cow pat.

Cockroach Boy


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