The Blakes 7 Garden Gnome Set. COLLECT THEM ALL!
B: Whats the matter guys? Dont you like shagpile?
Avon: " I dont know which is worse Blake, having a picnic in the Blue Peter garden or Vila forgeting to bring the picnic-box"
The Ramblers Association had turned millitant...
The crew struggle to survive on the hairy OG
B: OK who p**d off Jenna and Cally enough that they dumped us here ! Avon?
Blake: Have you lot learned your lesson?
(all 3): Yes, Blake.
Blake: Allright then. 'Time out' is over. You can go play.
Space Commander Travis
Avon: " I cant get up now Blake"
Blake: " Whats the matter with you Avon?"
Avon: " I've just ripped my trousers kneeling down"
Avon: " Its no good Blake. we'll never find your contact-lense in this lot"
'Well there's only one way to decide this' mused Terry Nation. 'Eeny meeny...'
Gan had just noticed a sign nearby that said 'Dog's Toilet'
Blake: "I'll do it"
Avon: "You'd better go, take Vila or they'll complain to Atlan"
Vila: "What the hell do I care?"
Gan: (to himself) "How I ever came to be mixed up with a bunch of psychopathic killers"
white afro in space
B: Right, all we need are some flowers, some waxworks figures and some brass instruments and we can recreate the cover of 'Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band'.
A: I can create a machine that will mow this grass, just give me some time.
V: Well I can't do it. I get hay fever!
G: Never mind the machine, Avon. I'm so hungry I'll just graze it.
Blake Was Right
Blake: When I said I just had to nip behind this bush you didn't ALL have to come!!
Avon: "Must we? Personally, I don't care if we find any magic mushrooms. I shall stay because I don't like an unsolved mystery.
white afro in space
Blake: We've been transported into the wrong TV programme, Blackadder is on BBC2!!
Gareth: Thank f*ck the script is better than this cringe worthy crap we have to wear
Blake: Come on Avon, it's ok if the kids think we're the Wiggles.
Blake - 'Oh dear god. Do any of you understand camoflague at all?'
Blake - 'That's a bull over there and someone's outfit seems to have made it angry...'
It was at that point that Avon realised he was sitting on his gun.
70'S boybands were very strange...
Gan looked nervously at the minefield. After all, he'd already lost one leg on the last one.
B: "Now to solve this constant bickering we're all going to take part in a 'role play.' Gan and I are counsellors, so Avon, you go first...what are you feeling right now?"
A: "Look at my outfit, how the hell do you think I'm feeling!? I can't even crouch down without something chaffing."
B: "Okay, I'm sensing some hostility: Vila, your thoughts?"
V: "This is Jenna's outfit."
B: "Ah, I think we're getting somewhere."
"Popping the question" lessons.
Vila: No, praying isn't helping my panic attack!
'When I suggested wife swapping'mutterd Vila 'I sort of anticipated inviting Jenna and Cally'
Blake: Go on Avon, please go back on the pitch, they are not laughing at your outfit
The picnic was off to a bad start. Vila had forgotten the hamper and Avon had knelt in a cow pat.