Security checks at the airport took just as long as it does now.
So much for progress.
AA -Avon Anonymous
Now, I've replaced your chocolate bar with a nice apple, cause I've been watching that nice Jamie Oliver on TV and he says its good for you.
It is a tradition of Morag's to give her head trooper a present for Chiristmas, and, depending on how he has done this year, it will explode or contain a bouns.
"Wonder Twins ACTIVATE!!!"
Boxie's Berserk Light Bulb
Morag: Hold my pink box.
Trooper: Heh heh!
These new clockwork troopers were forever needing to be wound up, it just wasn't good enough
weighing the evidence
As soon as she had handed the box to Noel, Morag regretted coming onto "Deal or No Deal"
Morag: I'd like to return this lingerie holder, as I believe it is bugged and weighing my underwear.
Trooper: Not another Richard & Judy fan.. we're only bugging your wheelie bins people!
Bing Bong: Avon delivery
Hey! - I told you before. Hold it with the arrow pointing upwards - that way Parcel Force will know which way to drop it
Trooper. speak then. Morag. im waiting for the winner of the caption to see what ive to say.
Trooper: "Go ahead and try it. Killing a Terra Nostra pusher will be the best fun I've had all day. You stupid murdering scumball"
white afro in space
Blake's mom earns extra money in the giftwrap booth.
You know your Mother thinks you are gay when she gives you a pink Gamecube for your birthday.
Strong enough for even the softest of troopers
Wipes away whatever kind of day you`ve had
Morag decides to accept the banker's offer of a swap in this Space Age version of 'Deaal or No Deal'...
Give me that back it's mine i saw it first!!
Morag: Thank Goodness! My legs have arrived!
Lets just face it: Pass the Parcel just isnt the same with less than three people.
The art of subtlety in bribing judges had died out.
l33t s3r13s 3
Trooper: Gwyneth Paltrow's head, as ordered Mam
If she wanted him to do anything with the box, she'd have to pull his cord to get him moving again.
CHANGING ROOMS with Laurence Federation-Guard
Woman: Pink paint? My neighbour hates the colour pink, she would chuck a mental if we painted this place pink!
Guard: Look love as soon as the paints dry I'll be torturing your neighbour anyway for some key information about Blake's location.
Morag: Go and tell Orac he has a new baby brother
The jewel on her wedding ring was so large she needed a trooper to help her carry it around.
Blake Was Right
It had taken several thousand years, but at last members of Horizon were recieving all the magazines they were owed.
"No its not. Its mine!"
The justice`s dpt bring and buy day had just one small problem , or rather , one large red one !
Wily Wonka's security men had caught another Ooompa Loompa trying to smuggle chocolate out of the factory...
Wily Wonka's security men had caught another Ooompa Loompa reting to smuggle chocolate out of the factory...
Nothing helped her unwind after a trial more than a quick game of pass the parcel.
And all because the lady loves Milk Tray.
Guard: "Sorry lady, you cant take this on the plane"
Morag: " But I must have it with me at all times - it only contains my dentures"
Trooper: "Happy birthday gran"
Morag: " What have I told you about calling me that in work! look at your uniform its filthy!!! - gimmie that"