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Competition 128
This competition ended on: 25th July 2006

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 6


The addition to the crew of 'Thing' from the Addams family did not work out, he mostly just sat on Tarrant's shoulder. & trying to put a teleport bracelet on him was a bloody nightmare

Scrunt

Percentage of vote= 33%
Bad perm day - 40
Terrible sideburns - 60
Trying to re-boot Zen with a hot wired `Vic 20` - priceless !

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 17%
Keating: "Now that the autocue unit has packed it in, the script is going to be reduced to a collection of stock phrases"

Darrow: "Well now..."

white afro in space

Percentage of vote= 17%
The photocopier was on the blink again and it was only a matter of time before Vila and Tarrant stopped pressing the Start button repeatedly and called for service. And Avon was the only tech on board. He sighed. And he'd once had such hopes for his career.

Vilakins

Percentage of vote= 17%
Vila: Look, Avon, I'm sorry Tarrant and I inadvertently shrunk your leather pants in the wash, but that's no reason to make me dress in sackcloth as punishment--or to make Tarrant go pantsless, for that matter! Look at him, cowering behind the console! I bet he's getting cold!

Tarrant: How can you tell, Vila?

giggles

Percentage of vote= 17%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Avon was beginning to get annoyed. Vila and Avon were playing "Hairy Alien Attack' and hadn't even noticed his new trousers.

Vilakins


The photocopier was on the blink again and it was only a matter of time before Vila and Tarrant stopped pressing the Start button repeatedly and called for service. And Avon was the only tech on board. He sighed. And he'd once had such hopes for his career.

Vilakins


Keating: "Now that the autocue unit has packed it in, the script is going to be reduced to a collection of stock phrases"

Darrow: "Well now..."

white afro in space


Oh the things they found in that dressing up box!!

Cockroach Boy


Bad perm day - 40
Terrible sideburns - 60
Trying to re-boot Zen with a hot wired `Vic 20` - priceless !

Magic Pebble


Vila: "Sure, the new Wurlitzer looks alright but why does it only play Kenny Rogers?"

Avon: "Well now..."

white afro in space


'And which side does Sir dress on? Oh, not to worry, I can already see.'

JDarwent


Avon had finally rigged the CCTV into Cally Dayna's bedrooms. However Avon was still too cool to care about watching girls undress

mmmsuziperryissofineahyes


Avon had put 50 on the favourite at Newmarket, & he just couldn't watch.

Raoul Pilbeester


Vila: " Didn't I say we could redesign Orac into something useful, like a drinks dispenser?

zen


Tarrant: " Avon's gadget works!!!"

Vila: " Whats its suppose to be?"

Avon: " Well, its suppose to be a Blue Peter teleport Braclet - but I couldn't find those bits!!"

zen


Vila: what the hell is THAT?

Tarrant: That is a proto-space-age landing module. Should be in a museum

Avon: Wrong again Tarrant, you need glasses! I got rid of that rock months ago

zen


V: A penny for your thoughts Avon?
A: Let's make it 50 quid shall we?

SJB


V: "What's going on?"
T: "We're thinking of selling Servalan's combat underwear on e-bay."


N8t-M8t


T: "Face it Avon, you're stumped. Orac is just like Humpty-Dumpty: he had a great fall and none of us can put it back together again. Not even you."
V: "I never liked him anyway."
T: "Orac?"
V: "No, Humpty-Dumpty."
A: "Shut-up, both of you."
V: "I think Avon's just lost his only friend...."

N8t-M8t


The three pondered with anguish over the remaining fragment. What had happened to poor Metal Mickey?

N8t-M8t


All day they'd waited in line at the Antiques Roadshow, only to be told that it was a load of worthless junk after all.

Cockroach Boy


Vila: Great, when I bought the smallest camera in the world the guy never mentioned anything about the size of the battery pack

SJB


Vila:The luggage is buggered, serves us right for flying Easyjet

SJB


Boredom was at an all time high when Avon went along with the idea of "pimping" Orac.

Blake Was Right


Avon is still patiently waiting for Vila and Tarrant's opinion on his latest work of art "Bit of Metal"

On this "highly original" work Avon has carved the names of all those who have ever dared criticise his art, next to their cause of death.

redflagger


It was Avon's box and he wasn't going to let the other two play with it however much they pleaded.

Cockroach Boy


Most of the crew were annoyed whenever Oracs mistress turned up. Avon, however, often sympathised with her and ocassionally gave her comfort with a hand on her hard drive.

Harry


Vila: 'So what is it?'

Avon: 'I'm not sure. It keeps asking where Orac is in an overloud, ring-modulated voice. Just ignore it, I'm sure it wont bother us'

white afro in space


And Cally said the boys couldn't come out of the corner until the one whoever kept stealing her trousers owned up...

Cockroach Boy


Vila and Tarrent where half interestedly wondering what had happened to the ship then SUDDENLY Avon remembered that while they had all been drunk ,Orac had been postulating the possibility that he could have legs.

pz


The addition to the crew of 'Thing' from the Addams family did not work out, he mostly just sat on Tarrant's shoulder. & trying to put a teleport bracelet on him was a bloody nightmare

Scrunt


Whilst they examined the mess after last night's party, Avon was desperately trying to remember which one of them he had slept with.

Cockroach Boy


Tarrant: "What happened to the alarm clock?"

Vila: "I only hit the snooze button once, nothing more than a tap"

Avon: (sarcastically) "Demonstrably"

white afro in space


Vila: " Well, for a million credits you'd expect art a little more spectacular than that"

Tarrant: " Depends on what it cost to get it"

Avon: " It cost me enough in these trousers - too much"

ZEN


Vila: "So this is the Liberator model kitt!!, which part fits where"?

ZEN


Aspiring DJ's Vila and Tarrant did not impress Avon with their new turntable and subwoofers.

Blake Was Right


The tiger had escaped, the question was what would they do first, soil themselves & runaway or runaway then soil themselves.

The Liberator


After the miserable failure of their joint attempt to put together the Ikea wardrobe, no-one wanted to be the first to admit that they were going to have to ask Dayna to do it.

Cockroach Boy


Vila: Look, Avon, I'm sorry Tarrant and I inadvertently shrunk your leather pants in the wash, but that's no reason to make me dress in sackcloth as punishment--or to make Tarrant go pantsless, for that matter! Look at him, cowering behind the console! I bet he's getting cold!

Tarrant: How can you tell, Vila?

giggles


Avon "Hand me my red leather jacket Villa , Cally will be chasing me in this outfit"

Villa "Yeah , she`ll want her trousers back"


Magic Pebble


Vila had washed Avon's red trousers with Tarrant's white top. There was going to be trouble.

Cockroach Boy


There was only one pair of red trousers in the wardrobe and Avon wasn't giving them up.

Cockroach Boy


Once again the auto-re-hair system had been shorted out styling Tarrant's perm

Tharn


Looks like the Liberator has been vandalised by the Edukators. They couldnt do much, though, since most of the furniture was fixed down, kinda like Burger King.

Harry


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