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Competition 14 - Picture from Gemma
This competition ended on: 28th October 2002

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 24


This year´s Annual Leather Fetishists team building weekend was even more depressing that the last

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 21%
Travis: "This should keep those @#!*$% rebels out of my lettuce patch!"

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 21%
Travis: I always have a giant woodie when you´re with me.

Martin

Percentage of vote= 13%
Travis: Right - I´ve finished the bat, once you finish the last of the stumps we can get started, where did you put the ball?

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 8%
Travis: .. so I ended up with this all because of BLAKE! How did you get that thing? Mutoid: A perm went horribly wrong - I don´t like to talk about it.

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 8%
Travis: I´ve told you before, the stakes are *not* for spearing things on. They´re for building my retirement cottage!
Mutoid: I´m not spearing things on it. I´m catching my meal! Besides, you keep on saying that you´ll spear Blake with that stick you´re holding?
Travis: Erm... interior decoration?
Mutoid: You stick to your story and I´ll stick to mine!

Chameleon

Percentage of vote= 4%
Travis shows off his scout´s woggle for pointed stick building - first class.

Jemmiah

Percentage of vote= 4%
The Fetish club`s annual `steak out` wasn`t quite what Travis had expected

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 4%
Travis decided to audition for a part in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Kati

Percentage of vote= 4%
Mutoid: At least you don´t look like you´ve got your head stuck in a huge vegetable...

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 4%
Travis´ entry in the first annual B7 kaber tossing competition was a little disappointing

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 4%
M: I don´t think the viewers are going to be all that keen on a futuristic Buffy: The Vampire Slayer set in a forest...

thepunner

Percentage of vote= 4%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

M: I don´t think the viewers are going to be all that keen on a futuristic Buffy: The Vampire Slayer set in a forest...

thepunner


Travis: "This should keep those @#!*$% rebels out of my lettuce patch!"

Futsie


Naturists create the latest vibrator in order to be at one with the trees

Street


Travis "Clubbing isn´t what it used to be"

Vidar Raven


The poor mutoid did not even know that Travis was just about to the infamous Rod Stewart sketch...

annonymouse


Little did the mutoid know, Travis was psyching himself up for his Rolf Harris impersonation...

Fishsta


Travis: You know, I honestly don´t think footballs looked like that... maybe you´re thinking of cricket bats?

the killer pixie


T: One mistake and the Supreme Commander demotes me to making toothpicks for giants!

Gilthanis


Travis: I´ve told you before, the stakes are *not* for spearing things on. They´re for building my retirement cottage!
Mutoid: I´m not spearing things on it. I´m catching my meal! Besides, you keep on saying that you´ll spear Blake with that stick you´re holding?
Travis: Erm... interior decoration?
Mutoid: You stick to your story and I´ll stick to mine!

Chameleon


Travis: Mutoid, stop strangling that small animal and come and smell this.
Mutoid: That´s no way to talk about Blake.

Slartibartfast


Travis: I always have a giant woodie when you´re with me.

Martin


Travis shows off his scout´s woggle for pointed stick building - first class.

Jemmiah


Mutoid: Okay, you wanting to be Little John I can understand. But why do I have to be Friar Tuck?

Slartibartfast


Mutoid: You´ll never get a fire started with that.

Slartibartfast


This year´s Annual Leather Fetishists team building weekend was even more depressing that the last

Slartibartfast


Travis: You´re doing it all wrong. You need square lashing to hold that, not a diagonal.
Mutoid: Fine. You do it then. It´ll never work anyway, Blake´s companion will probably warn him just in the nick of time.

Slartibartfast


Travis: Right - I´ve finished the bat, once you finish the last of the stumps we can get started, where did you put the ball?

BouncingAyatollah


Travis: .. so I ended up with this all because of BLAKE! How did you get that thing? Mutoid: A perm went horribly wrong - I don´t like to talk about it.

BouncingAyatollah


Travis: I don´t know if I see the point. Point, geddit? Mutoid: Any more like that and I´ll snap my own needle off.

BouncingAyatollah


Mutoid: At least you don´t look like you´ve got your head stuck in a huge vegetable...

BouncingAyatollah


Travis: Oh I suppose I shouldn´t be so mad at Blake, the surgeon´s left an obvious hole in my eyepatch so I can still see and I expect by next year it will have healed up to the size of a small patch of Gaffer tape.

BouncingAyatollah


Mutoid: That´s what I call taking some stick!
Travis: Oh, very funny. Back to work or I´ll snap your needle off.

BouncingAyatollah


Travis decided to audition for a part in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Kati


M: I carved this pointed stick to be a physical representation of your manhood.

T: Take this one, it needs to be bigger.

Gilthanis


Come on , move it , I promised the supreme commander she`d could move in by next Thursday

Passenger 57


TRAVIS: "This is absolutely the last time I let Servalan organise the team-building exercise."

_SeHT


Travis´ entry in the first annual B7 kaber tossing competition was a little disappointing

Slartibartfast


Travis: You know, my wife doesn´t understand me, nor did my parents. I don´t think anyone has ever really loved me.
Mutoid: There, there sir. Kill Blake and you´ll be as right as rain.

Slartibartfast


Travis: I love these "get away from it all" weekends. The chance to get out in the wilds, be at one with nature...
Mutoid: And drain the blood from small creatures.

Slartibartfast


Travis: Yes Mutoid, I am a Rolf Harris fan - SO WHAT!

Simon


MUTOID: I don´t think Blake fell for the ´Teddybears´ picnic´ scam, Sir.
TRAVIS: Damn.

Gemma


The Fetish club`s annual `steak out` wasn`t quite what Travis had expected

Magic Pebble


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