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Competition 127 - Picture From TheLiberator
This competition ended on: 16th July 2006

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 8


V/O: Tonight on Channel 5 - "WHEN COMPUTER GENIUSES ATTACK!!!!!"

redflager

Percentage of vote= 13%
Paul was more than ready for the next round of B7E negotiations

Cockroach Boy

Percentage of vote= 13%
Avon knew drinking from a water pistol he had found in the long grass was a bad move

The Liberator

Percentage of vote= 13%
...And no one ever stole a scene from Paul Darrow again.

fencer

Percentage of vote= 13%
Avon had just teleported down to the planet in his shiny new boots only to find that yet again cows were the most common creatures in the galaxy.

plutonium zeppelin

Percentage of vote= 13%
Paul Darrow had finally tracked down BC...

Cockroach Boy

Percentage of vote= 13%
As Avon knelt down after the long gun battle, he suddenly wished he had not gone commando

Scuba Scuba Frogman

Percentage of vote= 13%
'Guns don't kill people - Avon does!'

Cockroach Boy

Percentage of vote= 13%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Viewing throught the new Vor-Ray scan allows one to hear the song that happens to be in the target's head at any given moment:

"You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealin's done."


white afro in space


Alan Kerr : "Smell my mother you Gorgonzola!"

Tariel Yell


Avon Partridge: "Smell my cheese you mother!"

Tariel Yell


When Botox Goes Wrong 3: Paul Darrow

A break in space the time continuum


The Lake District was a rather pleasant hiking area, until Avon arrived.

All the President's porno


Vila: Beware of a Kerr without his glasses, for then shoots the wild warrior lotsa caps in your ass.

Eighth Member


Avon removed the giant bogey from his nostrils with exquisite care, and then decided whether to get Orac to study it, or just eat it.

Chicks flicks


V/O: Tonight on Channel 5 - "WHEN COMPUTER GENIUSES ATTACK!!!!!"

redflager


Paintballing with Avon. Never a good idea.

Cockroach Boy


Pauls disgust at having to fire imaginary rounds at imaginary targets was beginning to tell. Along with the beeb's cutting of the perm-allowance, the strain was almost too much.
P: "This isn't 'Blank 7' after all, is it!"

N8t-M8t


As Avon knelt down after the long gun battle, he suddenly wished he had not gone commando

Scuba Scuba Frogman


When he thought no one was looking, brave Paul would sometimes let on that yes, pleather does chafe.

Artilla


Ouch ... you look better with your clothes on, Servalan.

Bauhaus


Avon: "FIRE!"

white afro in space


(OS) "One day Avon I may have to....."
*BANG*

Avon: " You were saying?"

zen


Avon had just teleported down to the planet in his shiny new boots only to find that yet again cows were the most common creatures in the galaxy.

plutonium zeppelin


Avons itchy nose prevented him from taking careful aim.

Drew


Paul was more than ready for the next round of B7E negotiations

Cockroach Boy


...And no one ever stole a scene from Paul Darrow again.

fencer


The Next one that says " Avon Calling" is going to.....!!!

ZEN


The clip gun still smelt like burnt hair where Tarrant had confused it for a Liberator handgun & tried to bolster his perm.

Pioter Couich


Avon suddenly realised that this 'gun' was in fact an incredibly sophisticated toothpick.

Eighth Member


Paul Darrow had finally tracked down BC...

Cockroach Boy


Avon picked up the gun from the ground only to realise it had fell in something!

ZEN


Avon knew drinking from a water pistol he had found in the long grass was a bad move

The Liberator


Avon was peeved!!! He'd used a full can of WD40 and still couldn't get it out faster than Soolin!

ZEN


This is The Liberator Handgun, the most powerful laser in the galaxy and will melt your face clean off!

Gavin Dickinson


Do you feel lucky, well do ya punk!

Gavin Dickinson


"Got to get rid of this Stud Gun before it goes even further out of control and makes me look even more like a Pearly King!!!"

Servalans Hair


Avon "Bloomin cheap gas bar-b-q lighter guns , these steaks are never gonna get cooked !"


Magic Pebble


'Guns don't kill people - Avon does!'

Cockroach Boy


A: "I've got a drill and I'm not afraid to use it...grr!"

redflagger


After the third failed shot Avon decided it would be better to throw the gun instead

ZEN


'Is this a gun I see before me?'


Cockroach Boy


Cream.. got to.. get Hemorrhoids.. cream

Tharn


Avon's secret target practicing didn't improve his mood, he needed to kill the real Blake!

ZEN


Kerr Avon, pleased to meet you...

*BANG!*

Oh, bugger.

Harry


Dayna completely misunderstood Avon's suggestion of a "gas gun".

Space Commader Travis


Finding out you`ve been shooting blanks all this time , would vaporise anyone`s ego.


Magic Pebble


Yuk !

Just what on Earth has Soolin been doing with this thing.

Magic Pebble


Avon: Property of The Federation.. Made in Taiwan

Girl In The Fireplace


Paul would often get distracted by his reflection in the clip gun

Blook


Paul would enget distracted by his reflection in the clip gun

Blook


Rogue Avon awaited the outcome of the wars for Uranus

Avonair


Paul watched from a distance & readied himself as he the production team read "Man of Iron"

Avonair


Avon's psychotic hatred of pigeons was stronger than ever.

Cockroach Boy


So dramatic were the last moments of Blake's 7 that Paul Darrow was never able to move again...

Cockroach Boy


'Check out the bling!'

Cockroach Boy


It was when he smelt Blake's most pungent fart to date that Avon knew the time had come to take the law into his own hands.

Cockroach Boy


Between takes , Paul just couldn`t resist bolting a few extra silver bits onto his outfit.

What pain some people will go through for the sake of fashion...........



Magic Pebble


Avon thought there was something fishy about the clip gun...then he realised he had picked up Dayna's

Fumblearator


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