Viewing throught the new Vor-Ray scan allows one to hear the song that happens to be in the target's head at any given moment:
"You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealin's done."
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Alan Kerr : "Smell my mother you Gorgonzola!"
Avon Partridge: "Smell my cheese you mother!"
When Botox Goes Wrong 3: Paul Darrow
A break in space the time continuum
The Lake District was a rather pleasant hiking area, until Avon arrived.
All the President's porno
Vila: Beware of a Kerr without his glasses, for then shoots the wild warrior lotsa caps in your ass.
Avon removed the giant bogey from his nostrils with exquisite care, and then decided whether to get Orac to study it, or just eat it.
V/O: Tonight on Channel 5 - "WHEN COMPUTER GENIUSES ATTACK!!!!!"
Paintballing with Avon. Never a good idea.
Pauls disgust at having to fire imaginary rounds at imaginary targets was beginning to tell. Along with the beeb's cutting of the perm-allowance, the strain was almost too much.
P: "This isn't 'Blank 7' after all, is it!"
As Avon knelt down after the long gun battle, he suddenly wished he had not gone commando
Scuba Scuba Frogman
When he thought no one was looking, brave Paul would sometimes let on that yes, pleather does chafe.
Ouch ... you look better with your clothes on, Servalan.
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(OS) "One day Avon I may have to....."
Avon: " You were saying?"
Avon had just teleported down to the planet in his shiny new boots only to find that yet again cows were the most common creatures in the galaxy.
Avons itchy nose prevented him from taking careful aim.
Paul was more than ready for the next round of B7E negotiations
...And no one ever stole a scene from Paul Darrow again.
The Next one that says " Avon Calling" is going to.....!!!
The clip gun still smelt like burnt hair where Tarrant had confused it for a Liberator handgun & tried to bolster his perm.
Avon suddenly realised that this 'gun' was in fact an incredibly sophisticated toothpick.
Paul Darrow had finally tracked down BC...
Avon picked up the gun from the ground only to realise it had fell in something!
Avon knew drinking from a water pistol he had found in the long grass was a bad move
Avon was peeved!!! He'd used a full can of WD40 and still couldn't get it out faster than Soolin!
This is The Liberator Handgun, the most powerful laser in the galaxy and will melt your face clean off!
Do you feel lucky, well do ya punk!
"Got to get rid of this Stud Gun before it goes even further out of control and makes me look even more like a Pearly King!!!"
Avon "Bloomin cheap gas bar-b-q lighter guns , these steaks are never gonna get cooked !"
'Guns don't kill people - Avon does!'
A: "I've got a drill and I'm not afraid to use it...grr!"
After the third failed shot Avon decided it would be better to throw the gun instead
'Is this a gun I see before me?'
Cream.. got to.. get Hemorrhoids.. cream
Avon's secret target practicing didn't improve his mood, he needed to kill the real Blake!
Kerr Avon, pleased to meet you...
Dayna completely misunderstood Avon's suggestion of a "gas gun".
Space Commader Travis
Finding out you`ve been shooting blanks all this time , would vaporise anyone`s ego.
Just what on Earth has Soolin been doing with this thing.
Avon: Property of The Federation.. Made in Taiwan
Girl In The Fireplace
Paul would often get distracted by his reflection in the clip gun
Paul would enget distracted by his reflection in the clip gun
Rogue Avon awaited the outcome of the wars for Uranus
Paul watched from a distance & readied himself as he the production team read "Man of Iron"
Avon's psychotic hatred of pigeons was stronger than ever.
So dramatic were the last moments of Blake's 7 that Paul Darrow was never able to move again...
'Check out the bling!'
It was when he smelt Blake's most pungent fart to date that Avon knew the time had come to take the law into his own hands.
Between takes , Paul just couldn`t resist bolting a few extra silver bits onto his outfit.
What pain some people will go through for the sake of fashion...........
Avon thought there was something fishy about the clip gun...then he realised he had picked up Dayna's