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Competition 126
This competition ended on: 19th June 2006

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 13


Thank god Terry Nation scrapped the idea of:

Blake's 7 - The Musical

Space Commader Travis

Percentage of vote= 23%
Jenna cops a feel of Gans ample bosom...& is jealous

The Squiberator

Percentage of vote= 15%
As Gan looked deep into Jenna's mouth, she took the chance to squeeze one of his man boobs

Carnell

Percentage of vote= 15%
Gan: You've got 40 acres, and I've got 23
Well I've got a brand new combine harvester
I'll give you the keys


going somewhere?

Percentage of vote= 8%
Yet another snapshot of John Prescott's sordid private life

Cockroach Boy

Percentage of vote= 8%
Jenna's chubby-chasing problem was out of control. First Blake, and now Gan!

frostina

Percentage of vote= 8%
Blake's hopes that his new life-size wax model of Gan would trick the crew into believing that Gan had survived the Central Control attack appeared to be working.

Tariel Yell

Percentage of vote= 8%
"My eyes are up here!"

Harry

Percentage of vote= 8%
Jenna: "I couldn't possibly do that Gan, I like girls"
Gan: "I'm sorry, I've made a bit of a fool of myself"

Lestat

Percentage of vote= 8%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

"shall we dance?"

spyware


This week on Bewitched, Samantha turns Darren into a burly English pig farmer.


Oh, and theyre on a spaceship for some reason.

Harry


Jenna: Gan, How could you? and with Blake.

Zapdog


Jenna cops a feel of Gans ample bosom...& is jealous

The Squiberator


I'm Sorry Gan but there's no on-screen chemistry, the graph behind me proves it.

SJB


Jenna: Why do blokes ALWAYS look at a women's cleavage when they talk to her?
Gan: Don't interrupt, I'm concentrating hard - its not that easy to spot!

pna


Jenna: "And now I suggest you go and make ready. But first, there is the question of that degrading and primitive act to which I was subjected in the control room..."

white afro in space


Jenna gasped with awe as she realised that she had found the fabled Third Nipple of Olag Gan.

Cockroach Boy


Jenna: Gan, Gan was a dirty old man
His face was washed by Servalan

Not going anywhere


Gan: You've got 40 acres, and I've got 23
Well I've got a brand new combine harvester
I'll give you the keys


going somewhere?


Gan: Never mind the Liberator, Jenna, I've got 2 Jags!

Going somewhere?


Yet another snapshot of John Prescott's sordid private life

Cockroach Boy


when Jenna and Gan get glued together they have to use their telepathy to call for help

Gavin


Gan "Great news Jenna , i`ve found the Laundry room for you , and with a real iron !"

Jenna "Well Villa says he`s found a king size waterbed in cabin number 12"

Gan "Sod the Iron :-))) "


Magic Pebble


But before Gary and Diane could celebrate thier love together they had to get rid of those stupid floating ping-pong balls that wouldnt get out of their faces.

Harry


"Hot potato, cross his drawers, pluck to make amends!"

Harry


Gan - 'No sweetie, that top is soooo last season!'

Cockroach Boy


Jenna - 'And Orac says that even after we've been written out, no-one will care about either of us!'



Cockroach Boy


Jenna: No, David, listen to me, here's how one pronounces 'o': I live in a nice hice in a leafy surburb..
Gan: Can you just show me that 'o' again, I'm not getting enough...

Quarantine the Queen


Gan: Can I survive Pressure Point and have at least one more episode, please?
Jenna: Computer says no.

Chunky Brit


The Liberator Crew in Military Training pt 1: Tickling. Jenna subdues a lumbering Gan.

A break the in space-time continuum


Jenna: We must get to the teleporter quick, the Reading repetoire theatre need two actors for the panto season immediately!

SJB


The Heimlich Manoeuvre is not a procedure which can, under any circumstances, be applied to Gan

Tariel Yell


Jenna: O my Avon, Gan, I've just read your suicide note!
Gan: Yes, Jenna, it's true, I've had enough of this limiter affecting my acting. I'm gonna end it all. Blake said that he'll agree to take me down into an empty and dangerous bunker at Central Control, and Travis has agreed to pointlessly throw a Strontium Grenade so that the polystyrene roof falls down on me and crushes me to death. I told Travis that I'd try to lure Blake into the blast too, to obtain his co-operation.

Eighth Member


Gan was pleased to see that Blake's inflatable Jenna doll had all the right orifices in all the right places

Pimpoint pass


Farmer John had never seen a finer beauty in all his days.

"Ooh-Aar!"

Harry


What do you mean, 'Gordons alive'?

Rincewind


Always highly time efficient, the Liberator crew taught themselves how to search eachother simeltaneously.

Harry


Gan: You know Jenna, if your hands are cold, just stick them in my armpits to warm then up...


Drew.


Before joinging the Liberator crew, Gan worked as a security guard at Madam Taussards. It wasnt a terribly interesting job but whenever no-one was looking he would grab the nearest figure and start to waltz.

Harry


Gan: Hoffal's radiation, Jenna! Hoffal's....

Inspector Gadget


Gan: Jenna can you just shift your arse, Zen's showing me England getting stuffed by Trinidad and Tobago

Match of the Day World Cup 2006


Jenna: "I couldn't possibly do that Gan, I like girls"
Gan: "I'm sorry, I've made a bit of a fool of myself"

Lestat


Zen had been teaching Gan to read minds
Gan: Now let me see... You like Abba and fancy Blake...
Jenna: Gosh that's amazing, you're better than Cally!

Jamie and the Magic Torch


Gan: I'm sorry Jenna but I just don't like women who don't shave under their arms

Yariel Tell


Orac's blind date service was legendary

Tariel Yell


Jenna's idea of fun was Gan-tipping

Tariel Yell


Blake's hopes that his new life-size wax model of Gan would trick the crew into believing that Gan had survived the Central Control attack appeared to be working.

Tariel Yell


Gan: So sorry...that I...puked all over you Jenna

Tariel Yell


Jenna: It feels so good, to be known, completely... from now on, you shall be called The Liberator

Tariel Yell


Unfortunately for Jenna, Gan was limited in more ways than one

Tariel Yell


Sally Knyvette's skills as an impressionist were often called for when David Jackson forgot his lines.

Tariel Yell


Jenna "Nooooo , i`ve cracked Avon`s little thingy (bottom right)"

Gan "Now don`t you worry , i`ve got some felt tips , he`ll never know the difference"

Magic Pebble


I must come with you jenna you know what the m25 can be like at this time of day.

Linzy


'Look Jenna I'm only popping out for a pint of milk, I'll be back soon'

SJB


'The question is, what's a sexy hippy chick and a fat old farmer doing in space?

SJB


Dancin' with the "Stars"

Zapdog


Blake's 7 The Musical

Zapdog


Jenna's chubby-chasing problem was out of control. First Blake, and now Gan!

frostina


'My god, you're ugly!'

Cockroach Boy


Gan: Jena, keep silent for a moment, please. I can't verify whether this deafening device is working or not.

Eaznam


Jenna: 'What is this place? Who is number 1?

Gan: 'You are number 6'

white afro in space


After 2 seasons running flat out at standard by 12 , both energizer bunnies finally gave up the ghost at the same time !


Magic Pebble


"Lets teleport these other bastards off into space and fly off into the sunset my love"

Servalans Hair


Although Gan hadn't been lying when he said he'd qualified as a dentist, he hadn't informed Jenna he'd been struck off for malpractice...

Jemmiah


And it was only then that Gan realised Jenna was really a man.

Cockroach Boy


Jenna to Gan:
Good bye Gan my love i have to leave you now
but i will never forget you!
Keep me in your heart forever!

Jenna 2


Live Action Fred and Wilma Flintstone.....in SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

Harry


Gan 'cleared his neutron blaster for firing'.

Craig


Thank god Terry Nation scrapped the idea of:

Blake's 7 - The Musical

Space Commader Travis


Coming soon - 'Meatloaf and Bonnie Tyler - The Rebelion Years'

Cockroach Boy


As Gan looked deep into Jenna's mouth, she took the chance to squeeze one of his man boobs

Carnell


J: "Gan!? But that's impossible...."
G: "I am your father, Jenna."
J: "But, I'm your mother."
Zen: "Confirmed."

N8t-M8t


Jenna had just found Gan's notorious sweat patches.

Cockroach Boy


Some slash pairings are just wrong, wrong, wrong...

Cockroach Boy


Strictly Come Dancing was off to an even poorer start than usual...

Cockroach Boy


Jenna realised with horror that Gan's limiter didn't limit all his impulses.

Cockroach Boy


Now she had his wallet, Jenna just had to find a way of killing Gan before he wanted to consumate the relationship

Cockroach Boy


"My eyes are up here!"

Harry


Jenna:....Gan what have we done?...Now evryone knows..
Gan:....Jenna..babes.. I 4got 2 delete that love note on that GPS screen behind U & Now? Yes we R lost & I have no idea how 2 retrieve our wherabouts.

Pilot


Gan and Jenna couldn't hold back their love for each other any longer.

Craig


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