"shall we dance?"
This week on Bewitched, Samantha turns Darren into a burly English pig farmer.
Oh, and theyre on a spaceship for some reason.
Jenna: Gan, How could you? and with Blake.
Jenna cops a feel of Gans ample bosom...& is jealous
I'm Sorry Gan but there's no on-screen chemistry, the graph behind me proves it.
Jenna: Why do blokes ALWAYS look at a women's cleavage when they talk to her?
Gan: Don't interrupt, I'm concentrating hard - its not that easy to spot!
Jenna: "And now I suggest you go and make ready. But first, there is the question of that degrading and primitive act to which I was subjected in the control room..."
white afro in space
Jenna gasped with awe as she realised that she had found the fabled Third Nipple of Olag Gan.
Jenna: Gan, Gan was a dirty old man
His face was washed by Servalan
Not going anywhere
Gan: You've got 40 acres, and I've got 23
Well I've got a brand new combine harvester
I'll give you the keys
Gan: Never mind the Liberator, Jenna, I've got 2 Jags!
Yet another snapshot of John Prescott's sordid private life
when Jenna and Gan get glued together they have to use their telepathy to call for help
Gan "Great news Jenna , i`ve found the Laundry room for you , and with a real iron !"
Jenna "Well Villa says he`s found a king size waterbed in cabin number 12"
Gan "Sod the Iron :-))) "
But before Gary and Diane could celebrate thier love together they had to get rid of those stupid floating ping-pong balls that wouldnt get out of their faces.
"Hot potato, cross his drawers, pluck to make amends!"
Gan - 'No sweetie, that top is soooo last season!'
Jenna - 'And Orac says that even after we've been written out, no-one will care about either of us!'
Jenna: No, David, listen to me, here's how one pronounces 'o': I live in a nice hice in a leafy surburb..
Gan: Can you just show me that 'o' again, I'm not getting enough...
Quarantine the Queen
Gan: Can I survive Pressure Point and have at least one more episode, please?
Jenna: Computer says no.
The Liberator Crew in Military Training pt 1: Tickling. Jenna subdues a lumbering Gan.
A break the in space-time continuum
Jenna: We must get to the teleporter quick, the Reading repetoire theatre need two actors for the panto season immediately!
The Heimlich Manoeuvre is not a procedure which can, under any circumstances, be applied to Gan
Jenna: O my Avon, Gan, I've just read your suicide note!
Gan: Yes, Jenna, it's true, I've had enough of this limiter affecting my acting. I'm gonna end it all. Blake said that he'll agree to take me down into an empty and dangerous bunker at Central Control, and Travis has agreed to pointlessly throw a Strontium Grenade so that the polystyrene roof falls down on me and crushes me to death. I told Travis that I'd try to lure Blake into the blast too, to obtain his co-operation.
Gan was pleased to see that Blake's inflatable Jenna doll had all the right orifices in all the right places
Farmer John had never seen a finer beauty in all his days.
What do you mean, 'Gordons alive'?
Always highly time efficient, the Liberator crew taught themselves how to search eachother simeltaneously.
Gan: You know Jenna, if your hands are cold, just stick them in my armpits to warm then up...
Before joinging the Liberator crew, Gan worked as a security guard at Madam Taussards. It wasnt a terribly interesting job but whenever no-one was looking he would grab the nearest figure and start to waltz.
Gan: Hoffal's radiation, Jenna! Hoffal's....
Gan: Jenna can you just shift your arse, Zen's showing me England getting stuffed by Trinidad and Tobago
Match of the Day World Cup 2006
Jenna: "I couldn't possibly do that Gan, I like girls"
Gan: "I'm sorry, I've made a bit of a fool of myself"
Zen had been teaching Gan to read minds
Gan: Now let me see... You like Abba and fancy Blake...
Jenna: Gosh that's amazing, you're better than Cally!
Jamie and the Magic Torch
Gan: I'm sorry Jenna but I just don't like women who don't shave under their arms
Orac's blind date service was legendary
Jenna's idea of fun was Gan-tipping
Blake's hopes that his new life-size wax model of Gan would trick the crew into believing that Gan had survived the Central Control attack appeared to be working.
Gan: So sorry...that I...puked all over you Jenna
Jenna: It feels so good, to be known, completely... from now on, you shall be called The Liberator
Unfortunately for Jenna, Gan was limited in more ways than one
Sally Knyvette's skills as an impressionist were often called for when David Jackson forgot his lines.
Jenna "Nooooo , i`ve cracked Avon`s little thingy (bottom right)"
Gan "Now don`t you worry , i`ve got some felt tips , he`ll never know the difference"
I must come with you jenna you know what the m25 can be like at this time of day.
'Look Jenna I'm only popping out for a pint of milk, I'll be back soon'
'The question is, what's a sexy hippy chick and a fat old farmer doing in space?
Dancin' with the "Stars"
Blake's 7 The Musical
Jenna's chubby-chasing problem was out of control. First Blake, and now Gan!
'My god, you're ugly!'
Gan: Jena, keep silent for a moment, please. I can't verify whether this deafening device is working or not.
Jenna: 'What is this place? Who is number 1?
Gan: 'You are number 6'
white afro in space
After 2 seasons running flat out at standard by 12 , both energizer bunnies finally gave up the ghost at the same time !
"Lets teleport these other bastards off into space and fly off into the sunset my love"
Although Gan hadn't been lying when he said he'd qualified as a dentist, he hadn't informed Jenna he'd been struck off for malpractice...
And it was only then that Gan realised Jenna was really a man.
Jenna to Gan:
Good bye Gan my love i have to leave you now
but i will never forget you!
Keep me in your heart forever!
Live Action Fred and Wilma Flintstone.....in SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Gan 'cleared his neutron blaster for firing'.
Thank god Terry Nation scrapped the idea of:
Blake's 7 - The Musical
Space Commader Travis
Coming soon - 'Meatloaf and Bonnie Tyler - The Rebelion Years'
As Gan looked deep into Jenna's mouth, she took the chance to squeeze one of his man boobs
J: "Gan!? But that's impossible...."
G: "I am your father, Jenna."
J: "But, I'm your mother."
Jenna had just found Gan's notorious sweat patches.
Some slash pairings are just wrong, wrong, wrong...
Strictly Come Dancing was off to an even poorer start than usual...
Jenna realised with horror that Gan's limiter didn't limit all his impulses.
Now she had his wallet, Jenna just had to find a way of killing Gan before he wanted to consumate the relationship
"My eyes are up here!"
Jenna:....Gan what have we done?...Now evryone knows..
Gan:....Jenna..babes.. I 4got 2 delete that love note on that GPS screen behind U & Now? Yes we R lost & I have no idea how 2 retrieve our wherabouts.
Gan and Jenna couldn't hold back their love for each other any longer.