"shall we dance?"

spyware

This week on Bewitched, Samantha turns Darren into a burly English pig farmer.


Oh, and theyre on a spaceship for some reason.

Harry

Jenna: Gan, How could you? and with Blake.

Zapdog

Jenna cops a feel of Gans ample bosom...& is jealous

The Squiberator

I'm Sorry Gan but there's no on-screen chemistry, the graph behind me proves it.

SJB

Jenna: Why do blokes ALWAYS look at a women's cleavage when they talk to her?
Gan: Don't interrupt, I'm concentrating hard - its not that easy to spot!

pna

Jenna: "And now I suggest you go and make ready. But first, there is the question of that degrading and primitive act to which I was subjected in the control room..."

white afro in space

Jenna gasped with awe as she realised that she had found the fabled Third Nipple of Olag Gan.

Cockroach Boy

Jenna: Gan, Gan was a dirty old man
His face was washed by Servalan

Not going anywhere

Gan: You've got 40 acres, and I've got 23
Well I've got a brand new combine harvester
I'll give you the keys


going somewhere?

Gan: Never mind the Liberator, Jenna, I've got 2 Jags!

Going somewhere?

Yet another snapshot of John Prescott's sordid private life

Cockroach Boy

when Jenna and Gan get glued together they have to use their telepathy to call for help

Gavin

Gan "Great news Jenna , i`ve found the Laundry room for you , and with a real iron !"

Jenna "Well Villa says he`s found a king size waterbed in cabin number 12"

Gan "Sod the Iron :-))) "


Magic Pebble

But before Gary and Diane could celebrate thier love together they had to get rid of those stupid floating ping-pong balls that wouldnt get out of their faces.

Harry

"Hot potato, cross his drawers, pluck to make amends!"

Harry

Gan - 'No sweetie, that top is soooo last season!'

Cockroach Boy

Jenna - 'And Orac says that even after we've been written out, no-one will care about either of us!'



Cockroach Boy

Jenna: No, David, listen to me, here's how one pronounces 'o': I live in a nice hice in a leafy surburb..
Gan: Can you just show me that 'o' again, I'm not getting enough...

Quarantine the Queen

Gan: Can I survive Pressure Point and have at least one more episode, please?
Jenna: Computer says no.

Chunky Brit

The Liberator Crew in Military Training pt 1: Tickling. Jenna subdues a lumbering Gan.

A break the in space-time continuum

Jenna: We must get to the teleporter quick, the Reading repetoire theatre need two actors for the panto season immediately!

SJB

The Heimlich Manoeuvre is not a procedure which can, under any circumstances, be applied to Gan

Tariel Yell

Jenna: O my Avon, Gan, I've just read your suicide note!
Gan: Yes, Jenna, it's true, I've had enough of this limiter affecting my acting. I'm gonna end it all. Blake said that he'll agree to take me down into an empty and dangerous bunker at Central Control, and Travis has agreed to pointlessly throw a Strontium Grenade so that the polystyrene roof falls down on me and crushes me to death. I told Travis that I'd try to lure Blake into the blast too, to obtain his co-operation.

Eighth Member

Gan was pleased to see that Blake's inflatable Jenna doll had all the right orifices in all the right places

Pimpoint pass

Farmer John had never seen a finer beauty in all his days.

"Ooh-Aar!"

Harry

What do you mean, 'Gordons alive'?

Rincewind

Always highly time efficient, the Liberator crew taught themselves how to search eachother simeltaneously.

Harry

Gan: You know Jenna, if your hands are cold, just stick them in my armpits to warm then up...


Drew.

Before joinging the Liberator crew, Gan worked as a security guard at Madam Taussards. It wasnt a terribly interesting job but whenever no-one was looking he would grab the nearest figure and start to waltz.

Harry

Gan: Hoffal's radiation, Jenna! Hoffal's....

Inspector Gadget

Gan: Jenna can you just shift your arse, Zen's showing me England getting stuffed by Trinidad and Tobago

Match of the Day World Cup 2006

Jenna: "I couldn't possibly do that Gan, I like girls"
Gan: "I'm sorry, I've made a bit of a fool of myself"

Lestat

Zen had been teaching Gan to read minds
Gan: Now let me see... You like Abba and fancy Blake...
Jenna: Gosh that's amazing, you're better than Cally!

Jamie and the Magic Torch

Gan: I'm sorry Jenna but I just don't like women who don't shave under their arms

Yariel Tell

Orac's blind date service was legendary

Tariel Yell

Jenna's idea of fun was Gan-tipping

Tariel Yell

Blake's hopes that his new life-size wax model of Gan would trick the crew into believing that Gan had survived the Central Control attack appeared to be working.

Tariel Yell

Gan: So sorry...that I...puked all over you Jenna

Tariel Yell

Jenna: It feels so good, to be known, completely... from now on, you shall be called The Liberator

Tariel Yell

Unfortunately for Jenna, Gan was limited in more ways than one

Tariel Yell

Sally Knyvette's skills as an impressionist were often called for when David Jackson forgot his lines.

Tariel Yell

Jenna "Nooooo , i`ve cracked Avon`s little thingy (bottom right)"

Gan "Now don`t you worry , i`ve got some felt tips , he`ll never know the difference"

Magic Pebble

I must come with you jenna you know what the m25 can be like at this time of day.

Linzy

'Look Jenna I'm only popping out for a pint of milk, I'll be back soon'

SJB

'The question is, what's a sexy hippy chick and a fat old farmer doing in space?

SJB

Dancin' with the "Stars"

Zapdog

Blake's 7 The Musical

Zapdog

Jenna's chubby-chasing problem was out of control. First Blake, and now Gan!

frostina

'My god, you're ugly!'

Cockroach Boy

Gan: Jena, keep silent for a moment, please. I can't verify whether this deafening device is working or not.

Eaznam

Jenna: 'What is this place? Who is number 1?

Gan: 'You are number 6'

white afro in space

After 2 seasons running flat out at standard by 12 , both energizer bunnies finally gave up the ghost at the same time !


Magic Pebble

"Lets teleport these other bastards off into space and fly off into the sunset my love"

Servalans Hair

Although Gan hadn't been lying when he said he'd qualified as a dentist, he hadn't informed Jenna he'd been struck off for malpractice...

Jemmiah

And it was only then that Gan realised Jenna was really a man.

Cockroach Boy

Jenna to Gan:
Good bye Gan my love i have to leave you now
but i will never forget you!
Keep me in your heart forever!

Jenna 2

Live Action Fred and Wilma Flintstone.....in SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

Harry

Gan 'cleared his neutron blaster for firing'.

Craig

Thank god Terry Nation scrapped the idea of:

Blake's 7 - The Musical

Space Commader Travis

Coming soon - 'Meatloaf and Bonnie Tyler - The Rebelion Years'

Cockroach Boy

As Gan looked deep into Jenna's mouth, she took the chance to squeeze one of his man boobs

Carnell

J: "Gan!? But that's impossible...."
G: "I am your father, Jenna."
J: "But, I'm your mother."
Zen: "Confirmed."

N8t-M8t

Jenna had just found Gan's notorious sweat patches.

Cockroach Boy

Some slash pairings are just wrong, wrong, wrong...

Cockroach Boy

Strictly Come Dancing was off to an even poorer start than usual...

Cockroach Boy

Jenna realised with horror that Gan's limiter didn't limit all his impulses.

Cockroach Boy

Now she had his wallet, Jenna just had to find a way of killing Gan before he wanted to consumate the relationship

Cockroach Boy

"My eyes are up here!"

Harry

Jenna:....Gan what have we done?...Now evryone knows..
Gan:....Jenna..babes.. I 4got 2 delete that love note on that GPS screen behind U & Now? Yes we R lost & I have no idea how 2 retrieve our wherabouts.

Pilot

Gan and Jenna couldn't hold back their love for each other any longer.

Craig