Avon (to Cally): "my money's still on Blake..."
Avon "I`m not even going to ask how Villa`s mobile phone got up there Blake ,
just be gratefull he hasn`t got many friends"
dee didle ill didle ill dee dee........
Avon - 'When you said you were a crack thief Vila, I didn't realise you meant it like that'
The air nozzle on the inflatable Blake doll was a bit of a let down on an otherwise fine product
white afro in space
The crew hear about David Blaines latest stunt back on earth, so they rig up the giant goldfish bowl at the back, tie up Blake and toss him in
Cally to Avon " Looking at your cards, I think vila's mistaken. I think it was you who hid cards up his sleeve, not blake."
Just when Vila thought he had the mutant at his mercy, the hump on its shoulder erupted, and a tiny Avon burst forth...
Vila: Left foot red! And how come I never get to play with Cally?
Blake's fear of flying in a wicker basket, suspended by nothing more than fabric and hot air, was made worse by Cally and Avon's poor attempt to hide the the only means of escape they had available before Villa could sedate him
Blakes hoody was responsable for getting him into trouble again, but he was never going to wear one of those missmade sailor outfits that Avon had taken to wearing.
Every day it was a little more difficult to do up Blake's corset.
Avon: "Face it Blake, you're going to have to move up to the Kirk-sized one..."
Cally: "What is it with starship commanders anyway?"
Blakes attempt at doing the splits left him paralysed from the waist up; which was rather unusual and surprising to everyone except Vila, who claimed, "It happened to me once."
Saturday Fun Night: How fast can Vila uncuff Blake? Place all bets with Avon.
Trying to hide a molecular shrunken Orac from Avon , wasn`t , perhaps one of Blake`s best ideas.
Avon "This should be interesting......."
Avon's joke about what Vila was doing to Blake bombed when the others noticed the light shining of out his arse.
Cally "How does stuffing a lump of coal up Blake`s bottom , turn it into a diamond ?"
Avon "Well , you know how he never spends any money.................."
Vila: Geez Blake, whatever you shoved in there is stuck in real good.....
Everyone agreed with Avon's mutiny plan after Blake insisted on this new dress code.
Space Commander Travis
Vila: "It's no good Blake. I think they've used superglue."
Avon For Ever
Villa: Wedgie Time Blake!
Blake was starting to regret boasting that he could breakdance with both arms tied behind his back.
Blake realised that he couldnt break dance with no arms
With the others looking on Blake suddenly realised that his houdini stunt had gone very wrong
The Liberator floor aerobics team started their practice session...
(This doesn't *need* a caption, I was in hysterics at the sight of it).
When Avon and Cally caught Blake and Vila having handcuffed, kinky sex, all heck broke loose...
Avon & Cally: "Blake, you cheating hussy, I thought you were my boyfriend!"
Then Cally and Avon looked at each other.
"Your boyfriend?" they said in unison.
Clearly, Blake had some explaining to do...especially if he ever wanted Vila to get him out of those handcuffs.
This shot was taken during the shooting of the episode Horizon, where one of the locals accidently misplaced on of hist darts.
After realising he had lost the Twister Mat, Blake's vain attempt to play the game did'nt go down too well.
Avon: I told you Blake that you wouldn't be able to do a handstand with your hands tied behind your back.
Vila was a surprisingly quick learner when Blake started to teach him the martial arts!
Vila occasionally when overboard during the crews weekly game of duck-duck-goose.
After that extra pie, even Vila's best efforts with the jack couldn't get Blake back on his feet.
How Blake wished he hadn't tried to smuggle crack through customs.
After three hours in the cell, even Blake's attempts to light his own farts were becoming tiresome
Initiation into the Liberators Skull and Bones Club was harder than Blake had imagined.