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Competition 126
This competition ended on: 8th May 2006

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 17


A: What's the matter, Blake? Basic geometry too difficult for you? Can't you cut an hexogonal cake into three equal pieces?

Space Commander Travis

Percentage of vote= 35%
Avon: "Blake, are you _sure_ this is Davros?"

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 18%
BLAKE: You really think that transmitter will fit into that hamster?

zapdog

Percentage of vote= 12%
Cauder: We're still waiting for it to boot.

Blake: What?

Avon: It's Windows 95.

Craig

Percentage of vote= 12%
Blake: Avon are you absolutely sure that is the latest Nokia upgrade?

Avon: Blake I think I'm a little smarter than the average bear to be ripped off by this phone-merchant.

Store-Merchant: oo that's right sir, now let's talk about contracts, the terran federation offer a lifetime of free calls in return for the capture of a rebel named Blake.

Avon: hmm...


Carnell

Percentage of vote= 6%
Cauder: White Octagon Electronics Repair, how may I help you?
Avon: Yes, could you fix my i-pod? Someone who shall remain nameless used it to download twenty albums' worth of Tom Jones songs--without my permission! Well, it froze in the middle of doing so, and now I can't get it to start back up again.
Cauder: I thought you were Mr. Computer Expert!
Avon: Well now, that was just rebel propaganda. That, and I'm only an expert at fixing Microsoft computers. They are the most commonly used brand in the Federation, you know, seeing as how two entities who have ruthlessly eliminated all competition for their absolute monopoly of power in their respective fields would naturally gravitate towards one another.

mightymousse

Percentage of vote= 6%
You say that again and I'll stick this where only Vila can find it...

Softshadow

Percentage of vote= 6%
'Yes Mr Avon' said the man at the dating agency. 'The computer definetly says that this gentleman is your ideal life partner.Though it also says that you may have the occasional falling out'


Cockroach Boy

Percentage of vote= 6%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Blake: Avon, will you STOP using the trouser teleporter on me?

Cauder: Now I see why you're called Roj!

Softshadow


Avon: Anyone got a light?

Softshadow


You say that again and I'll stick this where only Vila can find it...

Softshadow


Cauder: welcome to the holiday inn, gentlemen, will that be two singles or a double bed?
Avon: what did you have for tea, Blake?
Blake: cauliflour cheese, why?
Avon: two singles please, preferably with a large partition wall between them!

MadMat


Avon "those stupid delivery people have got the order mixed up, my Lexa Doig pleasure bott must have gone to the girls."
Blake "probably for the best, didn't they order Michael Shanks"

Bseven


Avon "those stupid delivery people have got the order mixed up, my Lexa Doig pleasure bott must have gone to the girls."
Blake "probably for the best, didn't they order Michael Shanks"

Bseven


Avon "Its true Blake....the DNA scan confirms it. THIS IS your mother Blake."

Blakes mum "look into my eyes son you can see its me."

Blake "Noooooooooo"

Bseven


Avon: "Blake, are you _sure_ this is Davros?"

Futsie


B: "What's wrong?"
A: "It's a little embarassing, he won't accept my credit card, have you got your Visa?"

N8t-M8t


Cauder: We're still waiting for it to boot.

Blake: What?

Avon: It's Windows 95.

Craig


Avon: What, you don't like your new wristwatch ?

dansterooni


'Yes Mr Avon' said the man at the dating agency. 'The computer definetly says that this gentleman is your ideal life partner.Though it also says that you may have the occasional falling out'


Cockroach Boy


A: Are you trying to tell me that this is the lost Ark of the Covenanat?

Blue Boy


Blake: Avon are you absolutely sure that is the latest Nokia upgrade?

Avon: Blake I think I'm a little smarter than the average bear to be ripped off by this phone-merchant.

Store-Merchant: oo that's right sir, now let's talk about contracts, the terran federation offer a lifetime of free calls in return for the capture of a rebel named Blake.

Avon: hmm...


Carnell


Avon 'The next time you order something important, Blake, tell them NOT to put a combination lock on it, so we can still open it if Vila happens to be on holiday!'

Faywen


Avon "For the last time!...I have the remote and we are not watching Eastenders!!!

Sir Zarg


Cauder: Your package has arrived!

Avon: I've just finished scanning it, Blake. It's a box of Chocolate Hobnobs.

Blake: About time! I ordered that weeks ago...

Deeta


A: What's the matter, Blake? Basic geometry too difficult for you? Can't you cut an hexogonal cake into three equal pieces?

Space Commander Travis


Avon: This isn't just a remote control.. this is a BBC budget exported child handcrafted bluepeter 'here's one I made eariler' remote control

Cauder: ooooooo

Carnell


Avon - 'He says yes, he is a barber, but no, he can't do anything about your perm'

Cockroach Boy


BLAKE: You really think that transmitter will fit into that hamster?

zapdog


avon:are you sure that the singalong is on the script??????

Blake:im not sure either but lets just humour him......

the zombies are coming


Cauder: White Octagon Electronics Repair, how may I help you?
Avon: Yes, could you fix my i-pod? Someone who shall remain nameless used it to download twenty albums' worth of Tom Jones songs--without my permission! Well, it froze in the middle of doing so, and now I can't get it to start back up again.
Cauder: I thought you were Mr. Computer Expert!
Avon: Well now, that was just rebel propaganda. That, and I'm only an expert at fixing Microsoft computers. They are the most commonly used brand in the Federation, you know, seeing as how two entities who have ruthlessly eliminated all competition for their absolute monopoly of power in their respective fields would naturally gravitate towards one another.

mightymousse


Avon: I don't care if the ancient Earth custom was to put a burning candle on the birthday cake. I'm telling you, light a fire and the fire supression system will suck the air out of this room and we'll all die, Blake.


Space Commander Travis


Blake took Avon to a surpise shopping trip on the planet Atrios. As it turns out, Atrios specialised in vacuum-form coffins.

Harry


Waiter "Would you both like a slice of cake gentlemen ?"

Avon "Ya know Blake , if we re-configure the teleport to a quadrupular narrow beam and cross fade the dutronic matrix with the coffee maker and the Brevil toaster , we can nick the whole thing"

Blake "You greedy bugger !"


Magic Pebble


Avon - 'Pat Gorman? Yes that's how I reasoned you would look!'

Cockroach Boy


Avon - 'Well, we've found Happy'
Blake - 'That just leaves the other six dwarves'

Cockroach Boy


At the end of recording, Gareth, Paul and Pat Gorman would always gather around the piano for a good sing-a-long.

Harry


Avon: I said I wanted a choc ice.

Pugilist


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