Are you ABSOLUTELY sure the women on this planet go for the kevin keegan new romantic look? I havn't had a single reply to my ad!
B: Yes, you've saved all these love-letters, but you must believe me when I tell you I am not Kerr Avon.
Blake: Shall we start?
Dr. Bellfriar: Yes. Let the 42nd meeting of the 'Puffy Sleeve League' begin.
Space Commander Travis
Blake was astonished that Dr Belfriar could do the rubiks cube under the table
Doctor Belfriar: Blake, I really can't wait much longer...
Blake: AVON! HURRY UP AND GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM! THERE'S A QUEUE!
Avon's new blowdried brushed back hair looked divine but took a hell of a long time to style.
Blake "If NASA call me one more time to ask if I'll sell the Liberator, I swear I'll give this rebel business up and get a desk job!"
Dr Bellfriar "Well, Blake, it's your own fault. I TOLD you not to buy a holiday home so close to their neck of the woods!"
Blake - 'And according to Orac, the first symptom of the plague is huge piles...'
Blake :"We`er in the thirteth centry and I see the concept of the paperless office never really took off here did it?"
THE DOCTOR ALT 8
Blake: Good techique
Belfriar: Excellent stride
Blake: Nice bossoms too
Blake & Doctor Belfriar judged this years ITVs Dancing On Ice
'So you got on the wrong side of June Hudson too?'
Blake: So when are you and Gambril geting married?
Blake: Well its your own fault you should have gone before we came.
Ladies and Gentlemen we proudly present Space Idol and your judges for tonight Dr Bellfriar and Roj Blake.
Doctor Belfriar was having that strange hallucination about the talking bin bag again. If only he had resisted temptation and stayed away from the medicine cupboard.
Blake: "D'you think anyone else will turn up to this Forum meet-up?"
Avon For Ever
'why did we ever agree to come to the goldfish bowl exhibition...'
blake:well it was YOUR idea!!!
the zombies are coming...
"So Gareth, can you remind me once again why I agreed to do this show."
Avon For Ever
Blake: "There's absolutely no use pouting about it - the STAR always has the puffiest sleeves!"
Gareth was so busy re-counting tales from his RSC days that he didn't notice that Doctor Belfriar had died ten minutes ago.
Blake to the Dr:
I'm having a bad hair day!
........."And do you Roj , take Humphrey ?"
Blake "take him where love ?"
Humphrey "Ooooh , he`s such a cad darling isn`t he"
In the cold, sober light of morning, Doctor Belfriar realised that the guy he'd pulled wasn't so cute after all.
Dr. Bellfriar seemed somewhat amused at seeing poor old BLAKESCREWE having his tooth pulled out; whilst Blake looked somewhat disturbed at the technique the denist used.
Suddenly, the two of them had an idea...
Blake was begining to regret visiting the Colony Porn Cinema.
'And it's good night from me'
'And good night from him'
Whilst Blake was content wearing a garbage bag, Donald Trump insisted on a white tarpaulin.
Funny enough, those two look like ex-husbands of mine. In fact, I'm pretty sure everyone has ex-husbands that look like that.
Blake: "So...come here often?"
Yep, just another day in the gay bar.