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Competition 124
This competition ended on: 9th April 2006

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 14


and dayna, tarrant and avon were the only ones who noticed the pursuit ships...

the zombies are coming...

Percentage of vote= 21%
Vila: "Pssst, Cally - look what a big nose Avon's got!"

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 14%
A: "Alright Zen, stand by to run the scan again."
T: "And this time get it right, we want a catagorical definition of whose bum is the biggest in these outfits."
Z: "Confirmed."

N8t-M8t

Percentage of vote= 14%
Announcer: "And the winner of this week's best dressed aboard the Liberator award is...none of you! Your outfits all suck!"

Avon had thought it would be so much easier to win this contest now that Jenna was gone, but alas, it was not to be.

shallow

Percentage of vote= 14%
Vila: "Don't think much of this Forum meet-up. Nowhere to sit, nothing to drink. It's all a bit too formal for my liking. Certainly not as good as the last one."

Avon For Ever

Percentage of vote= 7%
Zen "16 stone 4 pounds , next crew member step up please"

Vila "I just want you all to know , Avon made me have seconds for dinner"


Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 7%
The Terran Federation was vast, powerful and ran itself with an iron fist, but public transport still hadn't improved.

Frenchy

Percentage of vote= 7%
Avon face frooze up when he saw that the aliens
were coming!

Jenna 2

Percentage of vote= 7%
Villa: Meet the Queen you said, Freddie never looked like that on stage, not even with the crown.

zapdog

Percentage of vote= 7%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Cally to Vila *Vila have you starched Tarrant and Avons underwear again*

Anonymous


'And you can all stay in the corner' said Zen 'Until you learn to behave properly!'

Cockroach Boy


Vila: "Don't think much of this Forum meet-up. Nowhere to sit, nothing to drink. It's all a bit too formal for my liking. Certainly not as good as the last one."

Avon For Ever


and dayna, tarrant and avon were the only ones who noticed the pursuit ships...

the zombies are coming...


"Vila, you *are* the weakest link. Goodbye."

Avon For Ever


Vila: "I'm telling you, wearing shoulder embellishments in the posture compeition IS cheating!"

Artilla


Villa: Meet the Queen you said, Freddie never looked like that on stage, not even with the crown.

zapdog


Vila realised with dismay that Cally had seen him pinch Tarrant's bottom.

Cockroach Boy


Vila: What's Avon hiding behind his back?

Dayna: Don't worry, he's asked Tarrant to go first, not you.

Marvin


Vila: I hate the yearly Christmas picture

Marvin


Avon face frooze up when he saw that the aliens
were coming!

Jenna 2


Orac (offscreen): And when the music stops you must stand absolutely still...I said still, Vila!

Jemmiah


Vila: "Pssst, Cally - look what a big nose Avon's got!"

Futsie


Who dropped that one then?

stuart


Three hours 27 minutes and 42 seconds later.......

And watching paint dry , was still more enjoyable than Vila`s last joke !


Magic Pebble


When boredom had reached new proportions on board the Liberator it was decided to form a barbershop quartet...of course somebody had to be left out.
V:"Why's it always me?"

N8t-M8t


Vila "tell me we are NOT having to do another series of this show?"
Cally "Not me, I am no fool"
Dayna "I am only here to get my career on the move and plan to disown the fact I was even in this terrible show after the next season"
Tarrant "God, I am a real hunk" as he catches sight of his reflection.
Avon "My diet worked. And if they think I am going to agree to being killed at the end of next season even though I am surrounded by dozens of fed soliders with no hope of escape after having just killed Blake they have another thing coming"

Roj Blake


Vila: "I'm going to quit being a shop-window dummy if they're going to keep dressing us up in this dreck!"

Futsie


Karaoke night hit an all time low with this rendition of the Village People: YMCA.

Space Commander Travis


There was only one lavatory on the Liberator and Orac had been in there for twenty minutes. The queue was getting impatient.

Cockroach Boy


The Terran Federation was vast, powerful and ran itself with an iron fist, but public transport still hadn't improved.

Frenchy


Vila wasn't happy with the decision but Avon insisted that Cally had won the 'Who's got the longest arms?' contest.

Cockroach Boy


This years annual standing contest was just about as exciting as last years

Carnell


Villa: So that's Earth, doesn't look like much

zapdog


Look at the correlation of the actors (stars) everyone
this image lineup is unique in TV history

IQs (left to right) 180 , 26 , 4 , 1 , 0

Outfits (left to right) 180 , 26 , 4 , 1 , 0

Grey hairs (left to right) 180 , 26 , 4 , 1 , 0


Magic Pebble


The total horror of the phone bill Zen had put on main screen was beginning to sink in.

Tarrant stared in terror at the twenty million credits worth of "big burly troopers in leather" he had built up, whilst Avon desperately wished he had made those long distance calls to Blake non-traceable.

CV


Announcer: "And the winner of this week's best dressed aboard the Liberator award is...none of you! Your outfits all suck!"

Avon had thought it would be so much easier to win this contest now that Jenna was gone, but alas, it was not to be.

shallow


V: "How come Dana and Cally get to hold hands? Nobody's holding my hand - Tarrant? Avon, will you hold my hand?"

N8t-M8t


A: "Alright Zen, stand by to run the scan again."
T: "And this time get it right, we want a catagorical definition of whose bum is the biggest in these outfits."
Z: "Confirmed."

N8t-M8t


Zen "16 stone 4 pounds , next crew member step up please"

Vila "I just want you all to know , Avon made me have seconds for dinner"


Magic Pebble


It was five seconds to midnight on New Year's Eve and Vila had a worrying feeling that he wouldn't be kissing Dayna or Cally...

Cockroach Boy


Vila had never noticed before that Cally and Dayna were Siamese Twins.

Cockroach Boy


With a familiar sinking feeling, Cally, Vila and Dayna realised that Avon and Tarrant weren't talking again.

Cockroach Boy


Avon was waiting for the right moment to jump to the front of the dinner queue.

Simon


This years Turkish entry to the Eurovision song contest await judement. That's right; this years entry.

Harry


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