Hehe look at my shadow guys, I'm a christmas tree ho ho hee heeee.
"So , you`re auditioning for a part in the new `Action Man` film as well are you ?"
OK now that we were going to watch B7 on the scifi channell, the cable station doesn't even work, can you please phone them right away instead of standing around and doing nothing? And tell them to get here ASAP, or we'll run the risk of missing this episode!
Following complaints Vinderloo ready-meals were banned forthwith...
On reflection wearing white at the Colonic Irrigation Clinic didn't seem such a good idea...
What!? - You can't all be pilot
Bloke at front: "It is category ident number 27"
Gambril: "Don't you mean, number 26!"
white afro in space
Ok?..Rite then... Remember U R meant 2 B angles? ok?? They R all looking at this caption & they will have their eyes focused on us all we need the polls here ..but good!!
So whatever happenes SMILE gracefully will U the camera is rite on U 2 & this Pantemine means a great deal 2 me...
Good God Y me??? (sigh)....
The annual Pong contest was always a rivetting experience
Life was unfair, reflected Gambril. Just because the other two were better looking than him, they thought they had the right to glue his head to the television.
Gambril's search for Spock had succeeded a little too well--he was now confronted with Spock and his clone. Which was which? Only one way to know for sure--the one who could see logic in writing a book called I Am Not Spock, and then in writing a later book called, I Am Spock.
GAMBRIL: Hey, chaps! We get reception for the Playboy channel!
Gambril: Lads, I don't think this is the afterlife and I don't think we do have to audition for a harp. I think this is all some kind of hidden camera joke.
The combined toilet and tv room was not a hit with everyone.
Gambrill: Uh, Dads? Is my punishment over yet? Can I come watch the big TV with you?
Okay is there anyone in this picture who isn't homosexual? - oh c'mon you were all thinking it I just typed it!
Five star hotel, my arse. Even the toilet's in the same room.
Roberto and Luigi began to realise , that allowing Frodo to join their lasanya tossing team this year , hadn`t been such a good idea , after all , following the embarrasing incident with the spagetti and the extra virgin olive oil
No matter how hard he tried, BC couldn't persuade anyone else to watch The Web Planet.
Avon For Ever
No matter how hard he tried to attract their attention, Art Garfunkel was always ignored by WHAM!
No matter how much he tried, Ben Steed couldn't peursade his flatmates to watch 'Moloch'
Tensions were high as the contestants in the 'Mister Polo Mint UK' competition waited to hear the results.
"Hey guys! The TV's over HERE!"
As in all boybands, there was an ugly one they always kept in the background.