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Competition 122
This competition ended on: 13th March 2006

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 12


Grant had been singing the traditional Albian song of victory for three hours now. If he didn't stop soon, Avon was going to have to shoot him

Cockroach Boy

Percentage of vote= 33%
G: "Gosh, your really are pleased to see me aren't you Avon."
A: "One of the hazards of wearing leather, yes. I mean no...stop staring."

N8t-M8t

Percentage of vote= 25%
Something was making Avon feel uncomfortable. Perhaps it was that wedgie that Blake gave him earlier.

Simon

Percentage of vote= 17%
Avon:
Darn i've put on a few pounds and this leather jacket doesn't fit me anymore looks like i'm goint to need a new one what do you think Grant should i get a black one this time? It will make me look a little slimmer!

Jenna 2

Percentage of vote= 8%
As Blake rushed off guiltily to the left, Avon realised, with a sinking feeling, that Del Grant would blame him for farting as WELL as killing his sister.

CV

Percentage of vote= 8%
Ahmmmm Grant 'ol son... R U sure that this door is the mens' room? It looks 2 secure 4 a mens' room do'nt U think?

Pilot

Percentage of vote= 8%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Avon "This annual Bay City Rollers convention gets smaller every year"


Magic Pebble


Avon:
Darn i've put on a few pounds and this leather jacket doesn't fit me anymore looks like i'm goint to need a new one what do you think Grant should i get a black one this time? It will make me look a little slimmer!

Jenna 2


Both: Didn't I see you in Doctor Who?

Craig


Be quick...I have to iron the scenery

Ray


G: "Gosh, your really are pleased to see me aren't you Avon."
A: "One of the hazards of wearing leather, yes. I mean no...stop staring."

N8t-M8t


Grant : "Let's just take one thing at a time. This young woman...?"

white afro in space


Ahmmmm Grant 'ol son... R U sure that this door is the mens' room? It looks 2 secure 4 a mens' room do'nt U think?

Pilot


Grant had been singing the traditional Albian song of victory for three hours now. If he didn't stop soon, Avon was going to have to shoot him

Cockroach Boy


Grant: You scum! I can't believe I'm face to face with the man whose fault it was that my precious sister is now dead--and what's worse, she even loved you, and what's worst of all, she probably even slept with you! What have you got to say for yourself?
Avon: I was thinking of you the whole time.
Grant: Well, that's different. Wanna have sex?

Yes, Avon's incredible sexual magnetism had saved the day once again. It was a good thing he'd worn leather.

lovetwist


'Oh my god' thought Avon, 'I just can't rememember this guy's name!'

Cockroach Boy


Grant "It is za beginning of za end for za allies , Kerr Avon"

Avon "Time for your medication Timothy"

Za Ugly Duckling


As Blake rushed off guiltily to the left, Avon realised, with a sinking feeling, that Del Grant would blame him for farting as WELL as killing his sister.

CV


Grant -'Yes Avon, you're bum does look big in that!'


Cockroach Boy


Avon was horrified when the automated Grant-Speaks-Your-Weight Machine told him he'd put on an extra five pounds.

Cockroach Boy


Grant: So, how's that leather working out for you?

Avon: It... chafes... in places.

Anonymous


Following the revolution there was only one working toilet left on Albian and tempers in the queue were getting frayed...

Cockroach Boy


AVON: And then I did Time Lash...
GRANT: Huh! I did Mysterious Planet. Haven't worked since.

Anonymous


......."I`m sorry children ,

we seem to have lost little Ted and Boo-Boo for the time being ,
but Play School will return in a few moments ,
in the meantime , here`s some music"


Magic Pebble


Avon: This Isn't Going To Work...

Grant: YOU'VE GOT YOUR EYE ON ANOTHER HAVEN'T YOU!!!

Carnell


Avon was always nervous when talking to Swedish customs officers.

Harry


With a cold, cold feeling, Avon realised where Grant was pointing the gun.

Cockroach Boy


But it was too late, Avon and Grant were taken out of time and the timescoop had collected another specimen.

Harry


Avon: Grant, I couldn't stop him. He came in and said, "I'm thinking terracotta." and then he redecorated everything.

Grant: It didn't occur to you to shoot him?

Trilby_Ardath


Something was making Avon feel uncomfortable. Perhaps it was that wedgie that Blake gave him earlier.

Simon


'Race you to that triangle Avon. Last one there was responsible for Anna's death!'

Cockroach Boy


Avon realized that the immersion heater camoflague just wasn't working.

Cockroach Boy


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