Avon "This annual Bay City Rollers convention gets smaller every year"
Darn i've put on a few pounds and this leather jacket doesn't fit me anymore looks like i'm goint to need a new one what do you think Grant should i get a black one this time? It will make me look a little slimmer!
Both: Didn't I see you in Doctor Who?
Be quick...I have to iron the scenery
G: "Gosh, your really are pleased to see me aren't you Avon."
A: "One of the hazards of wearing leather, yes. I mean no...stop staring."
Grant : "Let's just take one thing at a time. This young woman...?"
white afro in space
Ahmmmm Grant 'ol son... R U sure that this door is the mens' room? It looks 2 secure 4 a mens' room do'nt U think?
Grant had been singing the traditional Albian song of victory for three hours now. If he didn't stop soon, Avon was going to have to shoot him
Grant: You scum! I can't believe I'm face to face with the man whose fault it was that my precious sister is now dead--and what's worse, she even loved you, and what's worst of all, she probably even slept with you! What have you got to say for yourself?
Avon: I was thinking of you the whole time.
Grant: Well, that's different. Wanna have sex?
Yes, Avon's incredible sexual magnetism had saved the day once again. It was a good thing he'd worn leather.
'Oh my god' thought Avon, 'I just can't rememember this guy's name!'
Grant "It is za beginning of za end for za allies , Kerr Avon"
Avon "Time for your medication Timothy"
Za Ugly Duckling
As Blake rushed off guiltily to the left, Avon realised, with a sinking feeling, that Del Grant would blame him for farting as WELL as killing his sister.
Grant -'Yes Avon, you're bum does look big in that!'
Avon was horrified when the automated Grant-Speaks-Your-Weight Machine told him he'd put on an extra five pounds.
Grant: So, how's that leather working out for you?
Avon: It... chafes... in places.
Following the revolution there was only one working toilet left on Albian and tempers in the queue were getting frayed...
AVON: And then I did Time Lash...
GRANT: Huh! I did Mysterious Planet. Haven't worked since.
......."I`m sorry children ,
we seem to have lost little Ted and Boo-Boo for the time being ,
but Play School will return in a few moments ,
in the meantime , here`s some music"
Avon: This Isn't Going To Work...
Grant: YOU'VE GOT YOUR EYE ON ANOTHER HAVEN'T YOU!!!
Avon was always nervous when talking to Swedish customs officers.
With a cold, cold feeling, Avon realised where Grant was pointing the gun.
But it was too late, Avon and Grant were taken out of time and the timescoop had collected another specimen.
Avon: Grant, I couldn't stop him. He came in and said, "I'm thinking terracotta." and then he redecorated everything.
Grant: It didn't occur to you to shoot him?
Something was making Avon feel uncomfortable. Perhaps it was that wedgie that Blake gave him earlier.
'Race you to that triangle Avon. Last one there was responsible for Anna's death!'
Avon realized that the immersion heater camoflague just wasn't working.