Tyce: 'is it me or does it look like i have one arm!?'
Daughter to Dad: "Not e-bay AGAIN!!!"
Sarkoff: Mmm, Quality Street.
I have something in here that all young ladies are after....the new super-delux sonic screwdriver..
..just my luck..six hundred years without a real man and Quentin Crisp turns up!
Sarkov - 'Take it from someone who knows young lady - nothing makes political exile fun like a Jack in the Box'
If we don't handle this box with care i'm afraid the bomb inside will explode!
Tyce: Has it finally arrived?
Sarkoff: Yes, dear. Your 'Travis 2000 Left Hand Gun' is here.
Sarkov: "At least now can entertain our guests. That should make you very happy."
Tyce: "What about Dr. Plaxton?"
white afro in space
Well about time that parcel arrived!! been waiting 4 it 4 weeks I guess the Officials at Federation H.Q did'nt read the Fax 2 good I sent them... I clearly stated on the form that I wanted a larger cape & hat!! How can anyone fit them both in2 a small box this size?
Servalan asked me if I wanted a new cape & hat so I said yes but it looks fairly small 2 fit into this small box do'nt U think?
"Please , take pity , i`ve been stuck in this caption , holding this damn box for weeks now , and my arms are killing me !"
Sarkov: "I am not in the habit of waiting for couriers"
white afro in space
Sarkoff: Daughter dear, I think I have what you've been looking for in this box.
Tyce: What is it?
Sarkoff: Your chastity.
Tyce: Nah, I'm not looking for that. I threw that away years ago. Now show me the handsome visitor who's stopped by, Daddy!
Do ** you ** love anyone enough , to give them your last rolo ?
Jack the Ripper was getting old now and just couldn't be bothered to hide the knife box anymore.
SARKOF: Tyce, your cunning disguise as a beefeater will make you totally inconspicuous when you hide this bomb on the Liberator.
No wonder the bloody idiot had gotten locked up by the Feds.
Sarkov thought the the new the Captain of the Gaurds looked an unusually feminine type of fellow
Sarkov - 'In this box I have the most enourmous pie imaginable. What's that you say Tyce, Blake's coming?'
The Phantom of the Opera wasn't that good looking before his accident...
Tyce: *thinking* Nice package!
I don't understand it, father. not one of Blake's lot tried it on. What's wrong with me? Isit the lip gloss?
No daughter of mine is going out in an outfit like that. It's not revealing enough? How are you expected to find a husband?
Your mother gave it me as soon as I made out my will. I've no idea why it's ticking.
Redcoat "Welcome to Butlins sir , i`m afraid i`ll have to personally search any odd looking items on your person"
Sarkof "I think i`m going to like it here"
Sarkoff: Tyce I Always Love Putting My Hands In Your Box
Old man Reeves loved to wear hats all the time, and everyone was fine with that. It was the fact that he always carried the hatbox around with him too that freaked everyone out.
Sarkoff was quite taken aback when the young lady couldn't stop eyeing up his box.
Paul Daniels tried to contain his joy when he first saw the replacement for Debbie.
The dashing Captian Cook and his magnificent assistant Mags explore the deepest darkest regions of Ealing Film Studios.
Sarkoff: You're not having a cake! I only have thirty and they're chocolate!
'At last the Season 4 DVD has arrived! But where's the Scorpio model?'
'So what happened to the present from the ambassador?' asked Tyce.
'Oh who cares?' said Sarkov, 'I just want to play with the box!'