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Competition 120
This competition ended on: 1st March 2006

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 13


'So you're this Jarvik who dares to suggest that your Supreme Commander doesn't shave her armpits? Well take a look!!'

Cockroach boy

Percentage of vote= 15%
Oh feck!

Father Jack realised with horror that he was in a Ben Steed episode...

The Wooksta!

Percentage of vote= 15%
Jarvik - 'You are beautiful!'
Servalan - 'I...'
Jarvik - 'Not you - the gaurd on the right!'


Cockroach Boy

Percentage of vote= 8%
See?? U dummy!!! that's how it's done!! Good grief man U'll never learn 2 dance wearing that get up it's 2 old & out of date..Hang on... Y R U standing so far away?? I did use body spray under my arm pits this morning unless I used flyspray..pee yew! I did!!! darn it guards arrest him & take him 2 my chambers 4 questioning...!!!

Pilot

Percentage of vote= 8%
Jarvik would use any means nessicary to avoid giving Servalan a hug.

Carnell

Percentage of vote= 8%
Servalan: Come now Jarvik - you wouldn't shoot a girl while her nail varnish is still drying, would you?

Blake@weightwatchers.com

Percentage of vote= 8%
Servalan to Jarvik:
If you shoot me, the troops behind me will blow you up into smithereens!

Jenna 2

Percentage of vote= 8%
'Well' thought Farmer Jarvik 'I think that's the most lifelike scarecrow I've ever made. If it weren't a voilation of the laws of nature, I'd take it for a wife. Oh what the hell!'

Cockroach Boy

Percentage of vote= 8%
"Ta-da! And for my next trick I'll make that third trooper reappear."

Avon For Ever

Percentage of vote= 8%
Servelan was so busy showing her outfit that she was totally oblivious to the fact that one of her gaurds helemts had cuaght fire.

Harry

Percentage of vote= 8%
Jarvik was NOT joining in a teletubby-style BIG HUG.

CV

Percentage of vote= 8%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

S: "I can't move, I've just had my nails done."

N8t-M8t


'Well' thought Farmer Jarvik 'I think that's the most lifelike scarecrow I've ever made. If it weren't a voilation of the laws of nature, I'd take it for a wife. Oh what the hell!'

Cockroach Boy


Jarvik was NOT joining in a teletubby-style BIG HUG.

CV


Servalan - 'I ask you to re-decorate my control room and THIS is what you do with it?And don't point that glue gun at me!'

Cockroach Boy


"Simon Says" death match.

Anonymous


Jarvik: "You can put your arms down when I SAY you can"
Servalan: "I bet you used to be a P.E. teacher! My god, they're worse than the interrogation division!"

Futsie


SERVALAN: No Jarvik. I want a dildo THIS big.

Pithy


Jarvik: "Imagination my only limit? I'd be dead in a week"

white afro in space


I supposed they'll shoot if I say your bum looks big in it

Rosee


Jarvik would use any means nessicary to avoid giving Servalan a hug.

Carnell


Servalan: Stop, you can all marry me!!

Frenchy


Oh feck!

Father Jack realised with horror that he was in a Ben Steed episode...

The Wooksta!


"Ta-da! And for my next trick I'll make that third trooper reappear."

Avon For Ever


Servalan: "Well it worked on Wallace & Gromit - so where are my sleeves?"

Avon For Ever


Jarvik: "No use shielding that guard. I know he's got K9's head somewhere, and I want it back."

Avon For Ever


Servalan: "Take me Jarvik - MAXIMUM POWER!"

Avon For Ever


Father Jack looked on agape at Mrs Doyle's transformation into a slimline beauty, intent on seducing Jack Sugden.

The Wooksta


"What am I doing here? Have I travelled in time, in a coma or going mad?"

Jack Sugden was most concerned after that tractor accident on the farm.

The Wooksta!


"It`s a wrap !"


Magic Pebble


ma'am please dont point those things at me!

Jughead


Guard on Right: Erm.. Madam president, we're supposed to take bullets for you.



Frenchy


Servalan - 'Arrrgh - a big moth just landed on my shoulder! Don't just stand there, shoot it off!'

Cockroach Boy


Servalan - 'Arrrgh - a big moth just landed on my shoulder! Don't just stand there, shoot it off!'

Cockroach Boy


...But Avon, I really did get you a birthday present and it was this big...

FormatSea


Wow! Servalan was tough if she had her armpit hair removed by blaster shot!

Kerr


Jarvik felt that Sevalan really had taken her Christ complex too far this time.

Blake@weightwatchers.com


Servalan: Come now Jarvik - you wouldn't shoot a girl while her nail varnish is still drying, would you?

Blake@weightwatchers.com


Servalan - 'Is that a gun or are you just pleased to...oh. It is a gun, isn't it?'

Cockroach Boy


Jarvik - 'You are beautiful!'
Servalan - 'I...'
Jarvik - 'Not you - the gaurd on the right!'


Cockroach Boy


Jarvik: Well done Servalan. You've done Worzel Gummidge, now do Dangermouse.

Simon


Servalan: No, Jarvik, these are mine. You find your own troopers.

Trilby_Ardath


S: I'm ready. Go on and spray me with that 'wrinkle rid'.

J: Your dress? Or your face?

Kerr


Servelan was so busy showing her outfit that she was totally oblivious to the fact that one of her gaurds helemts had cuaght fire.

Harry


Servalan to Jarvik:
If you shoot me, the troops behind me will blow you up into smithereens!

Jenna 2


Servalan: Sorry, but I'm looking for a man with a gun this big.

Anonymous


Jarvik "Such slender lines and faultless exterior
so fancifull , decorative and ornate
yet , so cold and deadly"

"But enough about the gun , let`s discuss terms"


Magic Pebble


Hummm , so it`s a book , two words
first word , sounds like black
second word , someones IQ

Nope , no idea Madam President

Magic Pebble


'Look' said Servalan 'These gaurds are the only troops I have left under 40. Please don't shoot them!'

Cockroach boy


But why, wondered Lynda Carter, had she turned into an intergalatic supervillainess rather than Wonder Woman?

Cockroach boy


'So you're this Jarvik who dares to suggest that your Supreme Commander doesn't shave her armpits? Well take a look!!'

Cockroach boy


See?? U dummy!!! that's how it's done!! Good grief man U'll never learn 2 dance wearing that get up it's 2 old & out of date..Hang on... Y R U standing so far away?? I did use body spray under my arm pits this morning unless I used flyspray..pee yew! I did!!! darn it guards arrest him & take him 2 my chambers 4 questioning...!!!

Pilot


Servalan: "Now, really, would you shoot someone who loves you this much?"
Jarvik: "Yes."
Servalan: "And who has this many Federation troopers behind her?"
Jarvik: "Well, now that you put it that way..."

spunky


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